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TFW you forgot your girlfriend was a giant Christmas dork until you woke up to the sound of Mariah Carey screeching (no hate, Mariah, I love you) "All I Want for Christmas Is You" from the kitchen at 7:30 AM on November 1st.

But she's dancing with the kids and that's pretty cute, and there's also waffles, so it's all okay.

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To regular visitors of the Black Widow House:

Which of you taught Mango to only dance to Taylor Swift now? She used to bounce to American Pie and now it's nothing if not Swift and I have WORDS to share with you.

Note to self: When the little piece of paper in the geocache box tells you, "don't put the ring on, it's cursed" - don't put the ring on, it's cursed. Sure, it's the curse of a thousand hives and not something terrible (like death) but still. Make better choices, Kate of the Future.

But thanks, Adam! Geocaching was fun, let's do it again.

FILTERED TO NATASHA ROMANOFF:

I miss you. 🥺

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I know this is last minute, but Sam and I collabed on Fourth of July festivities at Avengers Compound tomorrow for anyone interested! We'll be out on the grounds and have a whole setup on the beach, too. There will be colossal amounts of food and drinks, and plenty of games (kid-friendly!) for everyone to join in on!

And I'm pretty sure Tony has some elaborate fireworks display planned, so you'll definitely want to see that up close.

[Compound coordinates here]

Edit: Noise-proof room available at the Wilson house for your animals if you're joining the party! Talk to Sam.

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After fireworks, we'll disperse the crowds (if we get them), and Sam's got a kickback planned down on the water for Steve's birthday with cake and beer. Stick around for that!

Yesterday was Aromantic Visibility Day, which obviously means I pounced on Yelena and woke her up with a full-on mountain of ace and aro merch since it's PRIDE MONTH!! and I do what I want.

But, I mean, look at all this super cute stuff. Can I really be blamed? Yelena, you better keep this stuff away from your Bird of Destruction.

Anyway, hug your aroace people! Always but especially if you forgot about yesterday. Even if they curse at you in Russian because you broke a pillow on their face, they really appreciate it, I promise.

(Do NOT try to outdrink them, though, because you will have regrets in the morning when they choose to enact their revenge while you're on death's doorstep.)

Someone said I might find people I know if I introduce myself! I probably should anyway since it sounds like I could be here a while? No fair, by the way! I guess there isn't much to be done about it right now though.

So, hi! I'm Usagi Tsukino.

Today is Memorial Day back home, which I don't really feel qualified to speak on (take it away, Steve). But I looked it up, and it's also Put A Pillow On Your Fridge Day in the U.S., which is supposed to bring you prosperity and good fortune.

So, Lena, Tasha - leave my pillow where it is. It's not just me being messy. Em, I'm about to do the same at your apartment, you're welcome. 💜

Texts to Peter Parker

» Hi so
» I have an experience
» I mean idea. I have an idea
» Damn autocorrect!
» Based on the fact that you never got to experience certain things
» Would you maybe like to experience prom?

» I mean oh my god Can I unsend everything???
» Would you like to go to my prom with me?

Texts to Emily Fields and Kate Bishop

» OKAY. I asked him.
» Don't ask me how I asked him
» That's too embarrassing to share right now

You ever have that moment when you feel like the last few days were an absolute blur? Is this what it’s like winding down the last few weeks of high school before you graduate? Because damn. Hopefully I’ll actually remember my graduation here. And prom. Oh god PROM I can’t wait till summer vacations when I do a whole lot of nothing between work shifts.

PEOPLE oh my god!! I was over on Wide Street (or ~Rue Grand~ as the theatre people call it) to get those super fancy pastries after training, and I found out that Rogers: The Musical is coming to Vallo!

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This is crucial information, and I don't know how I missed the advertising, but ANYWAY. The show was a massive hit back home before I ended up here, and if you're considering seeing it, YOU SHOULD. It's a little ridiculous and not super historically accurate, but it's fun!

(Also, Steve, I asked, and they said they'd LOVE to have you whenever you want and you obviously get in free. I'm guessing that'd probably be true for the rest of the Avengers here, too!)

P.S. NAT 👀👀👀 we must go, don't argue with me.

Vallo this is so not cool it's still my birthday month!!

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Everyone please take a second to wish Kate a very happy birthday, today!

Kate, this place is incredibly crazy and overwhelming (which is saying a lot, coming from me), but every second I get to be with you is worth it. I love you and here's to so many more celebrations together. 💜💜💜


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Alright, SO, my birthday's in two weeks. You all probably know I require more attention on my birthday than some - no gifts, though, I'm good there. In the absence of Disney (unless Vallo decides to be nice again 👀), I want to plan something fun. I'm not old enough for the wine-and-cheese night that Google suggested.

Karaoke? Escape room? But that wouldn't be fun for spy and spy-adjacent people. Rage room? Everyone here probably likes breaking shit sometimes. OR we could stick with the theme park idea and go to Blizzard World or Critical Role Land since those are more kid-friendly! (Pepper, please can the kids come?)

Opinions? Please help.

Friendly reminder to come on down to the Ice Dragon for all your boba and/or ice cream related cravings. It'll be well worth your time, I promise!

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