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YOU GUYS okay listen I know this sounds like something that I would make up or experience in a fever dream but I PROMISE I didn't.

I went to get my breakfast burrito after my breakfast bagel and while eating my red velvet Pop-Tarts I kid you not it rained blue raspberry Sour Patch Kids. Only for a little bit, but it was so cool!

I'm a little worried for the birds and animals if this keeps up???

And if Lemonheads happen next, that could really hurt???

Peeps would be good though, those would be soft!

Okay, but taking a poll, what kind of candy would you want it to rain? (Assuming that it didn't hurt anyone by falling or make a mess of things and it would be okay for the animals to eat!!!)

I know I shouldn't be laughing but
I'm sorry Ronan
Am I sorry?

If anyone sees a giant raven, who goes by the name Chainsaw, who may or may not have flown off with a tiny angry puppet Ronan Lynch, feel free to tell her she is a very good girl and deserves all the trash.

Also, I'll give you some knit freebies if you can get her to come back to the market with him.

I refuse to accept this! How dare you add this insult to my already rough morning? Whoever did this, I will find you. I WILL FIND YOU.


Am I flammable?

[Gangsey Group Texts]

» Pig broke down on my way back.
» Got out of the pig, turned my back for a moment, and it was gone when I turned back to pop the hood.
» So- hello. I know it's market day, sorry. I can walk back, I was only a mile or two out. But my bag was

[POSTED TO THE NETWORK & AROUND VALLO. Literally. Like flyers. Everywhere.]

[HAUS + HOCKEY TEAM & FRIENDS]

Hey. Sorry if I was abrupt at the clinic-- I'm- yeah. I know I probably don't have to apologize, but I wanted to anyway.

Bitty's coming home this weekend, he'll be on bed rest for a while, then light rest, go from there. No baking, no grocery shopping, no heavy lifting, bending, crouching, stretching. I'll have a full list by the end of the day and I'll get it put around the haus.

No hockey practice next week, rest, recover, take some time. We'll start back up April, and I'll lead practice for a few weeks until his restrictions are lighter.

I have a few requests: Can we get him a comfortable recliner or chair for the living room? Lardo's got my financials and a debit card to my account, someone pick out the most comfortable chair possible and get it delivered?

I could use a few extra hands to move around the furniture in our room tomorrow. And I need about 50000 new pillows.

Uh-food? Bits can do meal planning and some directing so we'll have to cook and grocery shop or order out. Maybe someone can make a chart for the house? Everyone's responsible for one night a week?

Anyway, yeah. Thanks, guys. I'm probably forgetting something, so feel free to add on? Or tell me to

After this week's incidents, it goes without saying, but the market is closed today until the monster situation is handled. Deliveries are also paused because there is no way we're sending anyone out into Boyd's will stay closed unless you absolutely need your vehicle for some reason. And it better be a good reason.

Be safe out there, everyone.

GANGSEY.

If you need something, say something. Two people injured in this house are two people too many.

Hi friends! It always seems like we have new people coming in, so I wanted to tell people that at the Barns, we run a farmer's market on Tuesdays and Thursdays! We have THE BEST dairy, and eggs, and knit goods, and sometimes other thing too, and it's SO fun to see everyone!! :)))))))) Plus, we have AMAZING animals--cows, alpacas, sheep, goats, a piglet, chickens, there are usually ducks at the pond, and sometimes other animal friends wandering around! :))))))))) It's SO nice and fun so come by!! Even if you've been here for awhile but have never come, you should! And say hi, a stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet!

AND if you can't make it on those days, which is totally fine, we do deliveries! I really like to run deliveries because I get to see people I might not normally be able to! And last week, I got tipped a package of strawberry frosted donut Oreos and it was like, the GREATEST thing in the world.

( I changed my mind, THESE are the greatest things in the world )

Have a GREAT day!! :)))))))))))))


Gangsey

Okay, so, I think I want to go to college? Because maybe I think I want to be something like a preschool teacher? And I think I'm going to ask other people who I really respect and like for their opinions but I wanted to start with you guys? And if you think it's a bad idea?

I used a lot of 'thinks' lolololololololololol

Is it over yet? I prefer to make fun of people when they do dumb shit actively, not this stuff that's beyond their control. Also, you guys should be lucky mine haven't come up yet even if everyone around me can hear them anyway.

ANYWAY I'm not supposed to come into the shop this weekend cause I was there all week SO I'm going into the mountains for a camping trip BY MYSELF except Guacamole is coming with me so don't FREAK OUT and send some rescue squad. I'll keep my phone on me I GUESS but don't expect me to check it a lot.

UH.

Anyone else have their phone freak out and send a bunch of search histories to their device?

[FAILED] FILTER TO GANGSEY.

What is happening? Anyone make any hacker enemies recently?

*ooc note: bold strikeouts are failed strikeouts on this post!

yo
in the mood for a snack attack?

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

If the cops come knocking, I did not steal sixty million dollars. I swear. I ain't hardly sniffed at trouble in at least a month. Spent more time riding my bike and goofing off with the pets this week than planning a damn robbery. Christ on a cracker. Nearly pissed myself when I checked my bank balance to make sure I had enough to pay for a burrito.

HI! I keep meaning to say something about this and then something WEIRD happens and I get DISTRACTED. A while back a new sky bison showed up and no airbender followed her so I have to assume she's not bonded? She's been living with us and with Appa and I named her Kelsang and uhhhh I THINK she might be pregnant. I'm pretty sure. So YEAH. I just wanted to warn everybody because pregnant sky bison are kindaaaaa intense but haha I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE.

[FILTERED TO ATREUS]

Can you talk to her and let me know how she's doing and how the babies are doing and if she needs anything and if we can cut some kind of deal so she doesn't EAT OUR HOUSE and then move on to US?? AHAHA thanks.

is the forest always this ominous? Because holy shit.

[ attached is a short clip of the blatant circle of death. foliage all curled and withered away. trees dried and hollow. a murder of dead crows. ]

[Gar]

i stepped inside the circle to see if anything happened. nothing hurt me, but i got the weirdest feeling.

FILTERED TO GANGSEY.

I found something strange in my tip jar this morning before the market opened. Doesn't belong to any of you, does it? It feels

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Prepare to see the most adorable puppy because I can't resist sharing his smushy little face. Spirit's been curled up on the couch with me all day, and I think that blanket is now officially his.

If you're having a bad day, I hope he can brighten it for you. He's also available for cuddles - they're very comforting. 🥰

I'm bored and Working on cars is great but Are you guys going to yell at me if I want some murder turkeys bac What's kissing like? I have to listen to the people I live with get all kissyface and it just sounds wet to me. What makes you people be all into it and stuff? Is there something I'm missing?

OKAY OKAY OKAY so I know I went to the adoption event and I know I was like HAHA NO I DON'T WANT A DOG BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PICK UP POOP.

But gdhfjgdfhk LOOK who came up to me in the forest and then followed me home and has apparently decided to adopt me???

So I guess I have an animal companion now and I need help with names because she's objected to everything I've suggested so far. So far, I've tried Taco, Jalapeno Popper, Sno-Cone, Blueberry, Fettucine, and Salsa. Plus some others that I forgot to keep track of, so.

Not that anyone asked buuuuuuuuuuuuut Catra and I went to the adoption event at the Barns today and we brought home a new roommate!!! Say hello to this adorable little guy, Spirit!

( Click for pics! )

He's about ten weeks old and a golden retriever/pitbull mix. Apparently, a lot of animal doctors don't recommend taking pitbull mixes because they're a lot of work and can be unpredictable, but I knew he was a perfect match the minute I saw him. 🥰 He is so sweet and has a lot of energy! He's the perfect reason for me to get up and go for a walk or a run in the mornings again.

Thank you to everyone who organized the event! We had such a fun day!!!

( Private to Catra )

[FILTERED TO MANDO + REGINA]

Kiri drew this and I thought that you would both appreciate it. She has a Valentine for Grogu, as well.

[FILTERED TO: FJORD, JESTER, VEX, VAX, GILMORE, ADAM, RONAN, MATTHEW]

Hello, I know that tomorrow will be a busy day and I do not want to take any of you away from your significant others or the event (we will be there, of course), but if you have time on Monday, I would like to steal away an hour or so if possible. I have a gift something to show all of you.

[FILTERED TO ESSEK]

You will be available after the event tomorrow for food and a little privacy, I hope?

[OOC Note: Our own lovely Jamie drew the linked picture above, please shower her with praise on the ADORABLENESS that it is! ♥♥]

Holy Lady Gaga Oreos, friends! (they're really good, by the way, mostly just like a Golden Oreo but come in super fun colors so I love them) Like Ronan said before, next week Sunday is our adoption event in collaboration with the shelter and let me tell you, it's going to be SO amazing. Every single animal up for adoption are fantastic, some are great running partners, some are perfect snuggle buds, some are low--key low-maintenance friends, there's really an animal friend for everyone! So come next weekend and prepare to fall in love--or just donate money, that's amazing too!! Either way we're going to have the BEST time.

In case you didn't know (lololololol I think most people do but I have to say it anyway because I don't want to assume!!) I love snacks of all kinds and here are some of my faves.

( Here there be pictures of snacks of various types just FYI for your screens, please do not consider them recommendations from me, Jade, just Matthew, who loves everything. )

Okay, have a GREAT day!! :))))))))))