I've lounged by the pool at Morningside. I've watched the torrential downpour waterlog literally everyone who ventured into the lobby. I've visited the adorable little sushi restaurant in downtown Vallo. And I made it through Monday
. Someone, please tell me that things get more exciting than bad weather and interrupted vacations.
At the risk of sounding like I'm at an awkward networking event, hello. Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn. You can avoid hurting my delicate feelings by not admitting you've never heard of me or Brooklyn.