Dec. 12th, 2023 at 12:04 PM
OH HELLO MY DARLINGS what a delight it is to be seeing you ho ho hoeing it up in this [...] place! I am Nadja and you may see my very HANDSOME colleague Mr. Asterion and you may consider us sort of [...] counselors of a sort! We know that the holidays are just a STRESSFUL time and that there are MANY people who may make that more stressful for you! Please feel free to talk to Mr. Asterion and myself about those people and we will do our best to eat them make them the problem go away!
Perhaps it is that person who has a very large light display that shines in your bedroom window! Perhaps it is an ex-partner who has left you in your wedding attire! Perhaps it is a relative who will not shut up about politics even when you have attempted many times to change the topic but they simply refuse to understand and persist in bringing it up every other minute as if turkey is a political issue and 'it is just so hard to keep it all straight'!
Consider us similar to the large robber man who breaks into your house and eats your food! Except instead of eating your foodwe will eat people we will listen to your wants and will deliver you peace of mind! Because we are so giving and gracious and sexy!
also speaking of sexy many of you simply need to lean into the being very very very bad and bang out the issues
All queries are entirely confidential, but please, spill those stories!
Perhaps it is that person who has a very large light display that shines in your bedroom window! Perhaps it is an ex-partner who has left you in your wedding attire! Perhaps it is a relative who will not shut up about politics even when you have attempted many times to change the topic but they simply refuse to understand and persist in bringing it up every other minute as if turkey is a political issue and 'it is just so hard to keep it all straight'!
Consider us similar to the large robber man who breaks into your house and eats your food! Except instead of eating your food
All queries are entirely confidential, but please, spill those stories!