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Apr. 18th, 2022


[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]smileyday
[info]valloic
Smiley day to y'all! Thank you so much for your warm greetings and care that you've given to me and my compatriots! My name is Fresh Cut Grass, but some people call me FCG (with or with out the periods is fine!), Letters, or Grass. Just don't call me late for dinner!

Because I don't eat and you'd be waiting a long time.

I'm an aeormation, but you may know that as a robot or a droid. You know, I heard about the star wars and my sincere condolences to anyone involved! I sure hope they found the droids they were looking for. You may see me wheeling around and if so, say hi! Just, er, please don't throw trash in my mouth? It's okay if it happens, it happened earlier today! The person apologized, and we had a good laugh about it.

I was created to be a healer, but I like to think I'm a healer of the body and the mind and heart! If there's anything you would like to talk about, or if you need a boost of confidence or a weird ankle fixed, just say the word! It's okay to not be okay, and sometimes your body is manifesting woes because of troubles in the mind and the heart. Health and wellness are a journey, not a destination! I've already got myself set up at the hospital, I'm happy to work at your clinic, or go out with the defense teams too! I'm just really anx excited to get started giving to the community that's welcomed the Bells Hells with open arms!

My arms are open too, but sometimes my hand is a sawblade or a grappling cannon or a bolt thrower so you might want to be careful.

Apr. 7th, 2022


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
I chimed in on Laudna's heels, but it's been a couple days and I guess it's high time that I introduce myself, as well. I'm new here, obviously, so I don't know how things are done, but it feels polite.

So anyway, hello. I'm Orym of the Air Ashari, but you can just call me Orym. Much less of a mouthful.

Laudna and I have found housing and bagels and have done a bit more exploring beyond that, but if there is anything that people think newcomers that have never seen a um car? before should definitely check out, I'm taking suggestions. I also heard that there is a defense sort of group, is that right? I'm pretty handy with my sword and shield, so it feels like that would be a good way to pass the time as it seems like we're going to be here for a while.

Oh and if anyone sees a very tall faun named Fearne or a blue or an air gen, could you let me know? She's really great and one of my best friends, but also has sticky fingers and is a little chaotic so--I'd just like to know, is all.

Mar. 28th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Broooooooooooooooooos I'm super hyped after watching Sir David Attenborough narrate a sea lion v. school of sardines battle, and when I get hyped it's time to create. I've thrown down a shit ton of tarps in the front of the Haus (sorry bros) and I'm looking for the following items for a piece.

--An empty soy sauce bottle (Kikoman only, preferably low sodium)
--Playing cards but ONLY 8 of Clubs, Queen of Diamonds, and 5 of hearts
--Jar of peanut butter. If I get chunky, then I need raspberry jam. Smooth = grape jelly.
--A toilet brush (clean, bros)
--A maneki-neko (beckoning cat, but often called lucky cats. Also, not all of them have the waving arm, wild, right?)
--Butterfly clips, preferably glitter.
--It might be too late for candy canes but I'm holding out hope
--5 limes
--marbles (cat's eye, blue dolphin, and steely)
--Does anyone remember Pogs? like, a shit ton of Pogs. Slammers included.
--A fitted sheet but, and I cannot stress this enough, in cool tones only.
--a monocle
--Pringles cans (sour cream and onion only)

I think that's all for now. Thanks bros, this is going to be fucking legit when it's done.

Mar. 1st, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
[Filtered to Jack, Bitty, and Lardo]
First Shitty, then Nursey, now Dex. Did Haus get cursed and we did not realize? I am not joking, that seems like it could be real thing here.
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[Filtered to Solaire]
How would you know if place has curse on it?
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[Filtered to Viktor, in Russian]
Hey! You said you missed the food from back home, yeah? There's a great restaurant in the city, Ozero, that has pelmeni and pickles that will take you right back to your granny's kitchen. It's run by a bunch of rusalky, but they're cool. (According to Miss Anja, rusalky are just victims of bad PR. Don't get her started on The Church unless you want to hear a whole epic rant.)
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Feb. 23rd, 2022


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

Journals! Vallo Day 3


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Alright, so I think that smashing things had some real fucking success because when I went to the Underground to punch the fuck out of something to work, there's some goddamn like, cabinet thing outside.

With my track record of finding shit, I'm going to guess this is important.

Or I'll smash it, whatever.

And in spite of being around (and selling, I'm fucking amazing at selling who knew? Me.) magical shit the other day, I don't know what the fuck it does.

So you all in wherever the fuck you are look for a cabinet-cupboard thing and we'll see if you're supposed to get out that way or some shit?

I volunteer to throw a knife or Vax into it.

Also someone tell me how my idiot protege and my idiot brother are.

Feb. 22nd, 2022


[info]pushonward
[info]valloic

[info]pushonward
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]pushonward
[info]valloic
[ANCIENT JOURNAL ➣ VALLO DAY TWO | SPHERE LATE DAY THREE]
I know even writing here is a longshot but thought it entirely possible there might be another "Ancient Vallo" in place and we're at the stage of trying everything back home.

So if anyone sees this and you're on whatever excursion Vallo has sent you on, a check-in would be most appreciated.


[VALLO NETWORK POST ➣ DAY TWO]
It appears any of us who have the journals from Ancient Vallo should be able to communicate with our missing members, I was checking mine just today as a last-ditch effort and have managed to talk to a few of them now.

Can anything be done with this to help locate them?

Feb. 21st, 2022


[info]vallomod
[info]valloic

[info]vallomod
[info]valloic

VALLO PRIME CATCH ALL


[info]vallomod
[info]valloic
Use this post for a catch all for all your omg so and so is missing drama!

Feb. 13th, 2022


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
OOC Cut for picture! )

I think he was more excited to go for a run this morning than I was (sorry Bits), so I'd say good fit? Haha.

Still trying on names, so far he's got no preference over Byron, Biscuit, and Celly.

Feb. 7th, 2022


[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]dreamedup
[info]valloic
Hey friends! :)))))))))) We're getting ready for our pet adoption event at the Barns on the 12th! More information will becoming BUT last year we made the BEST signs for the animals, they looked like a dating profile I miss Syd and it was SO fun to see people falling in love with the animals! And everyone deserves love and a safe, good home! We host a farmer's market on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so come for that too and see our animals (not for adoption, but adorable!!) and see some AMAZING goods!

What I love about Valentine's Day (besides the fact that it's about celebrating love and telling people how you feel!) are the snacks! And you guys, there are SO MANY good snacks out there! I cultivated and curated a selection of culinary delights for you!

(lololololol aka here are snacks I really liked, but it sounded good, right???)

Lots of picture of snacks that I, the player, cannot speak to their tastiness. Matthew finds the good in anything )

Have a great day!!

Feb. 2nd, 2022


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
Right.

If anybody needs me, don't.

Jan. 24th, 2022


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
See, this is why I prefer space stations to planets. You never just come across unexpected flora and fauna in a space station, and if you do, congratulations, your shit's fucked (see: Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Ale-- you know what, the whole damn series). But now we're on a planet, and we don't know what all is on it, and then it's just a neverending symphony of "what the shit is thaaaaaaat". Even planets that have been explored for centuries are always turning up new species like the worst game of whack-a-mole ever.

Sigh. Targets acquired. Stay safe, unless you're a capitalist. See you fuckers on the flipside.

Jan. 18th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Pulled myself out from my pile of blankets, brownies, and nature documentaries ( <3 Samwell bros) to make mugs.

Lardo obviously did not make these, an Etsy store called CreatureCups did, I'll put in a link because they're really cute and I want all of them )

Jan. 5th, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I am thinking of this poem by Pushkin today, because it is one that reminds me of Shitty.

Что смолкнул веселия глас?
Раздайтесь, вакхальны припевы!
Да здравствуют нежные девы
И юные жены, любившие нас!
Полнее стакан наливайте!
На звонкое дно
В густое вино
Заветные кольца бросайте!
Подымем стаканы, содвинем их разом!
Да здравствуют музы, да здравствует разум!
Ты, солнце святое, гори!
Как эта лампада бледнеет
Пред ясным восходом зари,
Так ложная мудрость мерцает и тлеет
Пред солнцем бессмертным ума.
Да здравствует солнце, да скроется тьма!

I am not finding translation I like very much yet, but if I find something good I will show in English. It is called "Bacchic Song" if you are wanting to look for yourself. It reminds me of Shitty because it is poem written in very bad times with lots of hope for good times to come, and lots of drinking about it. I know our friend is well at home, but still I will miss him wandering into kitchen with no pants on to ask if we are down to motherfucking clown.

[Filtered to Jack Zimmerman]
Hey, we are all checking on Lardo, but I want to check on you also. You want distraction or talk about it or anything, I am here, okay? And Shayba, too, she will let you put your face on fluffy belly.
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Dec. 29th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

WHO: The Bittle-Zimmermanns
WHAT: Jack has to be Santa for the kids, and Bitty is concerned that his husband doesn't know the Christmas Canon™ while he finds his own costume to wear.
WHEN: Around Christmas time!
WARNINGS: None!
STATUS: Complete!
I feel like I’m being French-shamed right now, you know. Read more... )

Dec. 15th, 2021


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]65percentbeer
[info]valloic
Alright Vallo, really funny. You wanna glue a bag to a man's face and call him Santa? Well, he's going to ho ho ho the shit out of this.

Who needs life advice, huh? I got some good ones on money, the government, banks, Big Pharma, and love.

Dec. 1st, 2021


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Seasons greetings motherfuckers. Torunn's mead post reminded me that I wrote this last year:
As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:
  • Do not drink too much.
    • Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
  • Contact me to get you there safely.
  • I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
  • I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
  • Unless:
    • You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
    • You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
    • You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
    • Only the hockey humans may call me Murderbro. This is law.
  • Thank you and stay safe.
    • Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.
It all still applies. Don't fuck yourself up this holiday season or I'll do it for you. And a happy New Year.

Nov. 29th, 2021


[info]melancholic
[info]valloic

[info]melancholic
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]melancholic
[info]valloic
HADES
I'm so very sorry about Hera. Is there anything I can do?

HAZEL
I was thinking of heading to the store and buying all of the sweets and snacks the kitchen can hold. And marshmallows for lots of hot cocoa. Want to go with me?

BITTY
I have a box of flowers for you, if you're ready for me to drop them off for experimentation! If you have any requests specifically for the winter seasons, I could probably work on that, too, but I wanted to go ahead and get these to you if you want them.

Nov. 27th, 2021


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS every time is hockey time but especially tomorrow because our very own Outlander Raptors are playing the Vallo Vipers! We got it all, a D-line that I think could defend literally anything (especially if there were knives involved) and IF on the OFF chance something gets by them, we got the best damn goalie ever, literally, a goddamn brick wall of a goalie. But hey, that's not all, our offensive players are magic on ice (and I'm not just talking about Shitty's flow and 'stache or Lena's lipstick) and make plays happen where there by all reason and logic be none.

(Pst, I heard this game will feature the return of Canada's Sweetheart Jack Bittle-Zimmermann)

And in case that doesn't sell you, our mascot is named fucking T-Wrecks and is a dinosaur I mean, COME ON.

So come and bring signs and the one that makes me laugh the most will get a prize.

Nov. 24th, 2021


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
It's not a month in Vallo if I don't fear for my life at least once, is it??

Is anybody else being stalked by their college mascot or is this some kind of shapeshifter feeding on my worst nightmares?

wellie the well is stalking you under the cut )

Nov. 17th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
Uh Hey. It's Jack. So uh- we're doing a fundraiser next month for the Youth Hockey teams of Vallo - it's a big joint thing with all the teams, Outlanders and Vallo natives both. It's Outdoors, at a big open skate at the winter rink they set up in the main city park, so bring yourselves and your kids. There's going to be games and food and Bitty's pie, and everything raised goes towards equipment and upkeep and funds that keep costs low for the kids and their families.

Anyway, yeah. Oh! December 11th. It's an all-day thing, I think? And if you want to volunteer to run a booth or set up a table of things to sell, uhhh let me know and I'll get you in touch with our coordinator? Which is clearly not me, haha.

[FILTERED TO BITTY]
Hey. Can we talk?