Head's up, something from my vault got loose and is probably going to cause some chaos until it's contained. Some of you Earth based people that experienced the 1980s - 2000s era will possibly remember a little movie called Gremlins?
Yeah, well, that's happening.
Not cute little Gizmo, but his ugly brother Stripe
. The little fucker has a god complex and might possibly spawn more like him. He's not that big, but he has no problem trying to rip off anyone's face, so keep a good distance if you do see him and call me.
And you can try to kill him, but he's protected. For whatever gremlin nonsense there is, he'll just keep coming back unless he's shoved into this pocket dimension I created. He can be trapped, but he's slippery, so be cautious if you do get him cornered. If he gets wet with water or if he eats after midnight, more of him will spawn. Sunlight harms and weakens him, so he'll steer clear of it.
So, eyes peeled, wards up, and call if you see him.[ FILTERED TO THURVISHAR D'LORUS ]
Sorry for the headache about to come your way.[ FILTERED TO NEAL CASSIDY ]
Hey. You up for some monster hunting?