vallo

Well.

Hm.

The front of our house seems to be made of biscuit. Gingerbread, specifically? As well as frosting and various types of candy. I was doing some magic experimentation last night, but nothing like this so I think that I can firmly place this under the header of Vallo Weirdness, however it seems like a good idea to check before Fig actually follows through with her threat of eating it and leaving us with some structural questions and new windows.

Hullo. Chastity's Nook has a void that cannot be filled with even the biggest of coc erotic novels, unfortunately. I am not looking for a Jester replacement, no one can replace her (though please know that if she is home, her and Fjord are enjoying themselves on the open sea being pirates of a sort) in my life and in this shop.

But we do need more employees. I cannot ask Matthew to shelve the monster dick books anymore. His face does this thing and I immediately feel bad even though he is a very good employee and perfect at Enchanted Nook.

So if you are interested in a job at an erotic & rare book store, please come by Chastity's Nook anytime after 2pm any day. The pay is good and the hours will be flexible after the holidays but it is busy right now. You must be 18 years or older and non-judgemental towards all kinks and passions and preferences. We do have a few hard lines to that rule but it does not come up much.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

After the holidays I believe I will be leaving my teaching position at Geliara and will be starting a private magical teaching service. I would like to branch out in magic that I teach and age ranges, to help others who may not qualify for Geliara and I do not have time without stepping back.

I have not told the Headmistress yet so please do not say anything, on the chance that I wake up tomorrow and decide this was a terrible idea to entertain. Do tell me now if it sounds terrible.

Hello? I am not sure where I am. My mother and father might be looking for me.

There is a lot of ice cream here. Are we allowed to eat it?

What's up fam??? This is craz-amazing. Crazing? Crazaming? Something like that. You, citizens of Vallo, can make my dreams come true by finding the following for me.

Also, sorry, those of the past, I'm Catrin. Okay, back to the list.

1. My crab Crobby. You can tell he's my crab because the following.
a. he is 3 feet tall and a CHONKY boy we love him
b. he's probably armored so like, probably the only giant armored crab around but hey IDK your life
c. might have a CHONKY frog on top of him who answers to Boggy

2. My Mum. You can tell she's my Mum because of the following:
a. she is a genius divination wizard answers to Professor Abernant (or Mum, or Adaine, again, IDK your life--except if you're calling her Mum you're either me or Bran, and like, if you're Bran, why haven't you found me yet?? oh wait, Greater Invisibility, duh)
b. she is GORGEOUS, we stan us a gorgeous genius.
c. Might be carrying a CHONKY frog who answers to Boggy.

3. Your animal pictures. They can be the following:
a. CHONKY
b. cute
c. furry
d. scaly
e. slimy
f. fishy
g. winged
h. all of the above.
i. none of the above.

Also, I know it's fall, but you all still need sunscreen, especially if you're doing anything on the water, because it reflects back. :*

HEY VALLO. Since it seems like I'm going to be here for awhile, I need to put a new band together since the rest of Fig and the Cig Figs aren't here. We played primarily rock/punk rock back home and I was the frontperson/bass guitarist. Have dreams of being in a rock band? Do you play any instruments? Want to learn one? Let me know! Let's jam! Let's get some gigs!

I'm going to say whoever's interested, let me know here, then meetup with me on Saturday and we can all just play together and see if we vibe.

And if you don't particularly want to play music but want to be involved, we could use a manager, too. Seriously, all interest is welcome.

ADAINE

How was speed dating? Did you get your kisses in?

Unrelated, the Hangman has started calling me Mistress, so he might be on the mend. He still misses Fabian a lot, though. 😔

Sign-ups for the annual pumpkin carving contest here! Carving party at my place next weekend, anyone welcome! I'll post pictures of everything here on the network for admiration/ridicule as needed.

Just letting everyone know that tomorrow's Zeph'aeratam classes are going to be cancelled, but we'll be meeting back up again for Thursday's classes. It has been brought to my attention that self care is real important, so this is my attempt at dabbling.

Thanks for understanding!

MM 2.0 ATTENDEES

Now that we're all home, I just wanted to say: hey, I'm Orym. I hadn't met most of you before all of that and there really wasn't time for pleasantries, so now felt like a good time.

Thanks for all the work you guys put in to getting us out of there. You all did real good, for whatever my saying that is worth.

DORIAN
So I've been wa I realized Adaine and I don't have anything good in the fridge and I'm super freaking hungry. Do you all have any food? Can I come look for snacks? Like it's totally fine if not but if you're bored or whatever, I could pay you back with music or something.

Woke up this morning to find my van waiting for me on the street here. Gotta say, I'm really digging this 'random gifts from home' thing that Vallo's got going on here.

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The waypoints are nice, but it's going to be nice to be able to get out and drive again.

[Kate Bishop]

She's very roomy. Want a tour? I can come pick you up.

[Hawkins Crew]

She's going to need a little TLC if I'm going to have her ready for the race at the end of the month (she'll definitely be ready one way or another), if any of you want to help out a bit.

[Max Mayfield]

Want to be my copilot?

[Billy Kaplan]

Hey, so I've been working on an open campaign, but I don't want to step on any toes with what you've already got set up. Mind if I pick your brain a bit?

In a couple of days it will have been five months that I've been here in Vallo and while I know a lot of you have been here way longer, it's definitely the longest I have been settled in one place in a very long while. Where does the time go?

BELLS HELLS

Hey, I meant to mention this earlier, but with the wedding and now the race prep and everything else, it just got a bit lost in the shuffle. Last week, I helped a girl young lady--no new arrival that I came across while I was on my patrol. Her name is Fig and she's pretty young, I think, a tiefling, and a bit surprised about being here, which I think we can all relate to.

Anyway, she has some friends here, but because she's younger, I thought that I'd check in on her just to make sure she's eating and settling in okay. She might brush me off, but in case she doesn't, do any of you have any idea how to talk to a teenager?

FIG

How are you settling in?

Fig, is that you?? Are you here?

Adaine, is Fig here? That has to be her, right? Who else would immediately be looking up hot men in uniform?

tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:

Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.

((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))