Kenzi (the_kenziest) wrote in valloic, @ 2022-05-24 15:02:00 |
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Having a cold is bad enough.
But every time I sneeze a GOAT appears.
First it was goat posters.
Then it was stupid figurines.
Some goat milk. And cheese. Whatever. Easy enough to throw away.
NOW.
NOW THERE IS A GOAT IN MY APARTMENT.
What is the opposite of sneezing? How do I undo this?
Can someone knock me out until this is over?