vallo

If you haven't already heard or noticed, there's been some missing persons posters put up in the forest. Maybe avoid being on your own that area for now. Defense teams, I won't hate it if you increase the frequency of check ins.

Guess I can say I'm now among the people who have spent a birthday here.

So just to be clear;

Magic is back and I'm not dead.

But also I can't get back to this kind of important quest I was in the middle of?

I may know people here? People may know me? I'm not really sure what that means.

Hi, I'm Eliot. If I seem a little off I was in the middle of a musical number while also falling to my death after being deposed from my throne for reasons. I'm going to need a drink and I suspect I am not the first person to ask for one.

I am not at all a stranger anymore to landing in new worlds. I think. Though the last one was completely in our heads and not real at all, I'm inclined to think that this world is very much real. My brain would not have the capacity to come up with all of this. Some of these fandoms I have simply never heard of anyway.

Although if it really is in my head, this is a time of VR I wouldn't mind staying in forever.

Hello, I'm Jemma! I believe I lost half my team somewhere between Previous World and This World, but that too is nothing new.

I don't know why Vallo keeps forcing me to make these ridiculous posts, but it looks like something from the Blackpointers' past has cropped up here - the puppet spell.

You'll notice some of you have turned into a puppet. Back in the first reality I was kidnapped to, it was a spell created by a local witch of theirs to curb people from using their powers to kill everyone once they came through the portal that brought us there. The vast majority of their population were regular humans and couldn't handle superpowered people, otherwise.

Any time someone wished to harm someone physically, they'd turn into a puppet until they calmed down. It prevented some bloodshed and provided a lot of laughs cause it was hilarious, when it wasn't happening to you. It let us still spar with each other and let us defend ourselves if something was attacking us because it was always about the intent, but yeah. Guess the whole point of this post is to say if you don't want to spend your time as a puppet or toy (cause people turned into Barbies too), try not to get pissed off to the point of punching? You should be able to defend yourselves and spar though, so Defense teams, you should all be good. And the locals always seemed to ignore us when we were like this? So you should also be good for not being picked up by a random kid and taken home to be added to their collection.

I also don't know if Vallo put its own spin on this, so the rules for this bout of insanity might be different from what I know. Take all of this ridiculousness with a grain of salt and be wary of everything. Paranoia is your friend.

Also, Tina, Thalia, and I are hosting a luau over at Tina's place this Wednesday just cause that's how we always solved our problems back in Blackpoint. Show up in the afternoon, BYOB, casual, these things usually go late. [Address]

EDIT: Looks like getting very, very angry is triggering it too. So it's a new ball game, sorry guys.

If one were debating adopting a cat, where's the best place to start looking?

filtered to marvel ladies*:
Would any of you like to get together for dinner and drinks sometime, this Friday perhaps? I know we might not all be from the same versions of events, points in the timeline, etc but we all seem to have at least a few things in common across all that.


* I didn't want to write a list because I knew I would forget someone lol

Holy no way! The closest thing I really have to home is here. Just randomly here. We call it The Lighthouse, but it's actually an underground bunker (beneath an actual lighthouse) that S.H.I.E.L.D. built in the 70s. I'm not sure how it got here, but I'm glad to have a little piece of home here with me.

There's plenty of space, so if anyone needs a place to crash or just wants to live in a cool underground bunker, just let me know.

FILTERED TO ALEX UDINOV

That goes triple for you. Probably not going to take no for an answer, honestly.

You really know how to welcome a girl, Vallo.

Waking up in a hospital bed on my third day here might be a record even for me.

I don't really do sitting around well. Hopefully, I'll heal quickly. What's good to do on a Saturday night when you're stuck at home? Any new movies or anything? Or who wants to chat a little?

[RUZINOV]

How are you feeling?

So... Seems like I'm going to be stuck here for a while. I REALLY hope this doesn't get me fired from my job back at Central City because I REALLY need that job. Is it possible to find a way to know that? It'd help me sleep at night for sure... No? Maybe? TBD? Just let me know. Please.

I'm Bary Allen, by the way.

Your forest had a beast problem, so I took care of the ones in my vicinity. I assumed that they were no one's livestock, but if they were, I'll offer recompense - somehow - and I advise you to get less bloodthirsty livestock next time. I hear cows are pleasant.

I'm given to understand that this is some sort of alternate world. ...all right. Thank you for the guidance and the welcome; they were unexpected. I confess to some amount of confusion but no one's tried to eat me yet so I'll express my gratitude for that.

My name is Ludwig. Leader of the Holy Blades, whatever's left of them. No one I've spoken with has heard of my home, Yharnam, but if you have be assured that the cycle has been broken, and no Yharnamite, including myself, is a danger to anyone presently.

I've made myself available at the clinic and such. But please let me know if anyone needs healing. I'm happy to help.

Just when I thought maybe life could be chill for awhile. I suppose a little downtime was too much to ask.

Anyway, hey, Vallo. My name is Daisy Johnson. I guess if I'm going to be stuck here, introducing myself is a good first step.

tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:

Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.

((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))