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So, what I'm seeing here is that everyone's future kids have already gone home.

My past kid is still here. Who do I talk to about sending him back home?

I've made so much food today and I'm still going. I've been sending a lot of it upstairs, but there's no shortage. If anyone who lost someone today doesn't feel like doing things like caring about food right now, I'll bring it right to you.

[ TEXTS: NATASHA / ELLA ]

» Maury called, I'm not the mama.
» I'm weirdly bummed?
» The kids are all fun.
» You know what? You should agree to share a kid with me, maybe we can manifest one before the end of October to hang out with.
» 😂

As fun as all this musical and future kid chaos is - can't believe you guys made me a grandpa already - anyone free to watch Lucy for a few hours?

And then anyone strong enough to lift a wooden beam, I need your help.

Judging by my early morning flyover, I think it's safe to say power is back up and running. Maybe Vallo was just getting us prepped for spooky season? 👻🎃👻🎃 If anyone out there still needs a hand in the aftermath, point me in the right direction; I'm always happy to help!


[FILTERED TO LENA LUTHOR]

Esme is becoming total BFFs with Glenn. It's the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

[insert picture of Esme posing at the bagel cart with Glenn and Alex!]

Public opinion poll:

Would you be interested in/have any use for a public transportation system here in Vallo beyond Waypoints? More specifically, a light rail.

Obviously the waypoints are great, and useful. My thinking is that magic can be unpredictable, so why not have a backup. Also, always good to have another option for Outlanders who might not always be comfortable with magical transportation.

Would love to get some various opinions to see if this is something SIV may potentially move forward with.


( texts to pepper. )

( filtered to marvel + mcu. )

Okay, now that I'm no longer 'fuck it all and let the world burn' mode. Which, sorry Keith.

1. If you know anyone who wants to manage a club or two lmk. Dorian's is mine again and so is Lux now but
I already have two full time jobs and am not looking for another. Also the Speakeasy, but thankfully Rory's business partner is heading up that.

2. Lucifer had a crap load of clothes and furniture and alcohol (but Roz and I took that). So open house, come for what you'd like. I'll probably donate all his books and scrolls and stuff to the Library. And I'm keeping the piano and some of the armory stuff from Maze, but well, anyone want some really cool weapons? IDK. Its a treasure trove of stuff from the beginning of well, existence, to now.

3. Also, who's up for drinks later tonight? Maybe some karaoke. Eli and I got parts in Jagged Little Pill and there will be ridiculous celebrating.

[ GROUP TEXTS: CAROL / EMME / ELLA ]

» Hey.
» Either of you at home right now?

To whoever sent the edible arrangement, please know that was incredibly thoughtful of you. Really, just so selfless and kind. I have a feeling it was sent from someone who is only soft and truly considers me to be a close, loving friend and confidante. Rest assured that Trinket and I ate the shit out of it.

Anyway, I'm truly bored. I don't know what was promised to Rodrigo, but I have never been bossed around more by an Unseen Servant. Tell me tales of the outside, because I fear I'll be laid up in this bed forever, if this floating vest has anything to say about it.





And, you know, kraken fucking suck and yeah okay thanks, Diego, for making sure I didn't get eaten by one for the second time in my bloody existence and have to have another meeting with my goddess. Also trying to decide if this means I should eat more or less seafood?

I'm down to five boxes of sticky notes from the twenty "Ella" ordered and I'm ready to give them away. Who needs to adhere their lives to every surface around them? They'll come with bonus glitter pens!

I'm in the mood to sing my little heart out, who wants to come find some karaoke with me? Or start some, I'm not picky. I just want group numbers.

We can get lip sync for the less brave, I've got your back.

So it looks like things are getting real flora-y, which, fine, not the worst ever. But is anyone else just heaving up flowers like a living gif?

I'm starting to feel like the goddess of spring's sister that no one ever talks about.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO ELLA LOPEZ]

» Hey you.
» How do you feel about laser tag on a random Thursday afternoon?

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I'm locked in a closet with an Avenger and it's all the really rude demon babies' fault.


Okay, they're probably not demon babies, I'm guessing cupids because ~it's the season~, but they still have some serious attitude! They also did something to the handle and the hinges because we should have been able to get out by now. No offense to our new home, Starks, but this guy and I collectively have some great breaking and exiting skills.

I'm going to be there are a bunch of you being complete idiots and not taking care of yourselves right now.

Who needs a meal? I'll make a delivery and roast demons if you got 'em.

Well then.

Some of you types more sensitive to the coming and goings of the world may have felt something a bit off this morning when you rose. Moreso than usual I would suppose. It would seem Vallo has expanded its collection of Hells to include my domain.

And before you ask, no I did not ask for or summon it here. I'm sure some of you nerds enjoy bringing your work home with you but have you seen that throne? I'm lucky not to have a flat arse after all these centuries.

Right. I would advise any of you feeling guilt over that muffin you cheated with this morning to stuff it in the bag with the discarded wrappings and dispose of the lot. Also keep an eye on dead bodies...except vampires and zombies. I think. I suppose they are fairly similar concepts to demons possessing the dead...

In other words, please do not poke the Hell if you can help it and should you need any assistance with its presence causing issue, myself or Rory would be best to ask.

[RORY]

Perhaps I should have asked before volunteering but knowing this lot and their penchant for wining, dining, and trying to mount trouble, I will need all the help I can get with someone familiar with the place.

War has been declared on the training grounds. It's a very snowy battle. I invite others to join my team or be buried in snow with James and Francis.

I really, really appreciate all you do, Outlander Heroes, so you gotta know I'm saying this with full respect and lots 💓 of 💓 love 💓 in my heart.

I'm not giving up eating mushrooms. If you see me with food, it's probably best if you look away until the Too Soon period has passed.

But I'm totally ready to run mushroomless food to anybody who could use delivery services with a smile right now while they heal.

This is awfully strange. Both the situation and this device. My name is Emily Roland and I arrived two days ago. I am staying with Captain Laurence and Temeraire in the Covert.