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Did anyone else wake up to a depressing clown painting randomly on their wall? And then the depressing clown coming to life after you stared at it in horror for too long? Or was that just me?

The worst part is I can't even be mad because all I feel is sad. Well, he's following me everywhere I go now, so that's actually the worst part, but the sad is up there.

This is definitely going on the 'Not Cool, Vallo, Not Cool' list.

I've been sitting on the deck of the Merry for the last few hours with a book. I'd like to be reading, but I keep staring out at the water. I had a really good time a few weeks back when we all switched powers and I got to swim in the sea for the first time.

Is it possible to feel nostalgic for something that didn't happen that long ago?

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How long are the days here anyway? Not that I have a problem with day drinking, but this is kind of weird.

Oh. Right. I'm Valkyrie. Any rules on claiming one of the empty cottages in New Asgard as my own?

H blast ho
W do I

THERE THATS SOMETYING, I YHINK
FUCK

NO THATS IMPOLITE HO W DO YOU REMOVE THERE SURELY

at this point just leave me here lost to die I cannot recover from this and I haven to the fainted idea if hie to use this internal yhing

Id like to go home now I think

Hey everyone. After some conversations with the powers that be outside of the DOA and with the rest of Vallo, I wanted to touch base with our community at large just to compile information. I want us to all be on the same page, but know that there are others out there who have been sleuthing on their own time or just perhaps saw something and didn't make mention. Either way, I wanted to make sure we were all on the same page, but also to have an open forum to discuss any ideas going forward, any theories people might have, additional information that might be floating out there, and answer any questions that people might have. (Please know that I might not have any more answers to said questions than anyone else, but they're still really welcome.)

( Cutting this OOCly just because it's long! )

And that's what I have for now. Like I said, please speak up if you have anything you'd like to add to any of these lists or if you have ideas on how to move forward.

[Posted earlier this morning]

To whoever woke up with the ability to sprout extra appendages, please be aware that you would do best to stay away from water, especially sea water. It will drain you all of your energy.

Otherwise, enjoy!

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I would like to go swimming today!

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If nearly being eaten by slime yesterday wasn't disconcerting enough, it was more so to find myself in the containment unit that had previously housed an amorphous green slime. He seems rather reticent, but he does do a remarkably good impression of me though I'm sure I'm not nearly so

He appears to be fully human when examined through x-ray, but there is something a little off when tested by magical means. I suppose we must be wary. I understand the DOA has collected what slime samples they've encountered, but there's always the possibility that some have been missed.

Hi, everyone. I’m sure you’re all aware of the very recent round of vanishing friends and family again. The DOA has received reports from Vallo PD of a rash of locals disappearing again as well. It looks like we’re dealing with another portal, likely the one I’m sure we’ve all seen hovering over the mountaintops.

I received word from Keith Kogane a few minutes ago that he’d taken the Black Lion up to take a closer look through the portal. He reported seeing nothing more than stars and darkness but received readings of a lack of oxygen as he ventured out farther.

It is the DOA’s belief that, much like last month, the missing are on the other end of this new portal. With that in mind, please reply if you meet the following criteria:

You would like to be a member of the rescue team.

You have a usable spacecraft and are open to transporting teammates through the portal.

We’re going to move on this as quickly and efficiently as we can. Those who reply should report at 4:30 PM with packed bags here: [mountain coordinates].

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hell o mossy. I left yu something in the gally. please Atleast try it. And if you throw it overbaord just dont tell me!

[ooc: link is for ooc knowledge; food in the galley is PERFECTLY plated frushi but the rest of the kitchen is a disaster and there's an empty bottle of wine in the trash.]

It's been a very long time since I've been to China and this is obviously the furthest away I've been, but seeing my daughter running around in a dragon onesie while eating jiaozi and longevity noodles makes it feel closer than ever before. It is definitely one of the better Lunar New Years that I can remember, which feels pretty fortuitous for the year itself.

That being said, I hope everyone enjoys prosperity, dumplings, and happiness going into the new year.

Everyone give Robin nice things. It's her birthday.

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Another you took my eye.

I'm not blaming you for that, it wasn't you and the circumstances were weird. But I need you to teach me what you know with a sword. I still have a lot to learn to get to where I need to be, so that I can protect my crew, and you seem like you know what you're doing since you beat me.

Take me on as a student.

To anyone at or near the coast of New Asgard, a Kungfu Dugong appeared in the waters around the Going Merry this morning.



Kungfu Dugongs aren't dangerous, but they do love to fight and will challenge anyone who approaches them.

As I said it seems to have made the waters around the Merry it's home, so please be careful when approaching. Unless you want to fight, then by all means, please feel free.

STRAWHATS
Kungfu Dugongs are native to an island in the Grand Line. I'm not sure how it found it's way here, but it doesn't seem to want to go anywhere else.

If any of you fight it and win (which I'm sure each of you will at some point), it will become your disciple.

I realize I'm new here, or at least relatively so, but have I been sent somewhere else already? Everyone else nearby seems just as amazed or as confused as I, though none of us seem to have any answers. Aside from the elf at the bar who just shrugged it off as "Vallo."

To be more brief, the surrounding area in the village seems to have turned into a desert. The very hot and dry kind, which is not what I was expecting when I woke this morning.

I'm not exactly sure what the hell happened in the last few days, but thanks to whoever held down the fort at the clinic. I'm assuming someone did since there were a lot of broken people coming through whatever the fuck was happening. Did I

Never thought I would say that I'm starting to feel too old for Vallo shenanigans.

REBELS AND RESCUERS

Why is waiting the worst. It's so boring. I hate boring things. Someone tell me something fun.

The old cypress has never refused the axe. There is simply no one who could carry it away if it were felled.

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We must analyze this loss and determine how we will prevent it from happening again. How can we increase security? How can we increase our knowledge of rebel activities? How can we crush them completely and prevent them from even attempting such an attack?

Those of you who conduct research upon the Echoes: is there anything the rest of us may do to help you reach a solution more quickly?

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