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Over a year into Vallo life, it feels like bartending isn't really hitting that fulfillment threshold. Back home, Kenzi and I did PI work, nothing officially official, but I'm thinking of picking that back up here. It'll have to be a little more on the up and up (licensing and all that), but while I'm digging into the requirements, I thought I'd ask:

Any Outlanders out there who'd be interested? General idea is 18+ to work as an investigator, but trainees can help out with office work starting around 16, if there's any aspiring investigators out there.

Well shit, I missed all of you being sexy and punching each other in the face. Oh well. At least it's still my favorite time of year. Anyone want bespoke lingerie just in time for all of your slutty spooky season activities? I work fast!

Also does anyone know if my parents are dating yet so I can stop lying about Tempted to get a really dumb tattoo this time just to see if it sticks.

GROUP TEXTS TO KENZI MALIKOV & DREAM:

» Kenzi, don't spazz out.
» I don't know what the hell that is, but I'm still here.
» Dream, don't let her freak out.

TEXT MESSAGES TO WANDA MAXIMOFF:

» Still here.
» Just in case you were worried.

[KENZI]

I do not wish to overstep myself in asking, but with the recent departures, would you like to stay with me this evening?

[RONAN]

I am afraid I must cancel our appointment this evening. Would you like to reschedule for another evening this week or skip?

It's my first autumn in Vallo. On a scale from 1 to 10, how intense is Halloween here? Does shit get wild or what? I've noticed the uptick in pumpkin stuff and now there's search engine crap (getting ahead of this now: I will not be shamed for my fanfic prefs) but I didn't know if it got worse as the month went on or what.

Barely a month into being on a defense team and we got to fight skeletons. I've been here long enough, and have lived the life I've lived, to not really be surprised by that.

Now that I'm rested and recovered (not that I was as hurt as some--I hope you're all doing okay?), a question: what's your favorite Pokemon and why?

BILLY

All this to say: Pokemon Go date tonight? Eat across the city and catch Pokemon as we go.

You know, Vallo, you're doing a great job of pushing me into having a damn villain era.

I know its frowned on to drink at work but I will give pretty much anything you can think of if someone will bring me a bottle of something. Because it is way too early in the week for this much chatting.

Looks like I arrived just in time to help people clean up. I suppose it is better than the alternative.

Can someone direct me to my brother? I know he's round here somewhere.

We've received word recently that a member of Ankou hasn't been seen since last March. This isn't official, he has not been reported missing. Some of you may remember him though, as he was active on this network for a little while. Eli Grimsbane. Last seen headed toward the Fae realm for a party. Ankou is fairly private, but people talk. If anyone has seen him or sees him in the meantime, I'd appreciate if you could let myself of Sabrina know.

Hey, Dr. Morgan Yu here on behalf of Enki coven. Here's the situation:

* There was a magical accident that's resulted in pollution of the land's magic
* Magic users who rely on the land are reporting fluctuations in their magical power, unexpected results of magical workings, and feelings of illness during and after the use of their magic
* Enki's Green Division is supporting the cleanup with the Academy and the DOA
* We're all working on purifying the magic as quickly as possible
* We estimate 48 to 72 hours to finish the job
* In the meantime, magic users who rely on the land for their work are encouraged to avoid any magic use

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I bought one of these and am currently drinking it. It’s not the worst alcohol I’ve ever had. Would I recommend it? Not especially. Will I still finish the bottle? Probably.

So I just get to keep this phone? And everyone can just see what I post here all the time?

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A woman is walking alone at night when suddenly a rogue appears. He kills her and steals three things: her mobile phone, her watch, and her purse.

What did the rogue take first?

Eggs marinated in mountain dew for 6 hours before boiled, yolks made with nacho cheese Doritos and cayenne pepper.


I've got 24 of them. Who isn't chicken shit enough to try one?

Not again.

[Kenzi, Dream, Laszlo, and Enid]

Hello.

We are taking Enid shopping for an outfit to the goth party. She doesn't own anything that is suitable for the event and I'm determined to see how she looks in black. No, I am not entertaining the idea of pastel goth.

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