I've been assured, repeatedly, that normally the arrival process goes a bit more smoothly but believe me, I've spent enough time on the galaxy's slowest elevators that even going to one or two incorrect waypoints is still faster than the alternative. DOA, you all do magnificent work. Seriously.
Access to my new quarters not working, okay, I understand things can happen. I'm even all right with hitting my head no less than two times on my first foray into my new kitchen. But I had to leave because I couldn't get the timer on the wall to stop chiming every ten seconds. Even I have limits.
So hello. I'm
John Shepard. I'd say I must've arrived on a really unlucky day, but considering I was facing off against a small horde of zombies not even two hours ago, things are actually looking up for me.