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Oct. 1st, 2021


[info]legendaryhero
[info]valloic

[info]legendaryhero
[info]valloic

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[info]legendaryhero
[info]valloic
FILTERED TO FRIENDS + CATRA'S FRIENDS (in case there are any they don't share)
I wanted to throw Catra a birthday party this month, but that's not happening because she's being a stubborn butt. It's on the 28th, though, just so everyone knows and can spam her with Happy Birthdays.

She doesn't deserve it after she put mayonnaise in my donuts, but I'm a good girlfriend.

FILTERED TO RICHIE TOZIER
I have a special project I think you can help me with. Can I steal some of your free time next week?

Sep. 16th, 2021


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

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[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
I don't know if one night of less sleep than normal is truly enough to trigger some sort of sleep deprivation hallucination, but it seems more plausible than what I think I did just witness?

I forgot a stack of graded essays on my desk this morning when I left for school, so I came home to find a ball of [...] stuff just rolling around the library of our house, somehow picking up all of the books and ink and paper -- and I think that there may have been music? I was able to grab a few of the books back, which was good, but then I saw that there was a very small person that seemed to be collecting all of these things? And then that person disappeared and all of the things in the collection of items just sort of scattered everywhere.

This sounds more like a contrived story to explain why I had stolen a load of my housemates' items from around the house and brought them to the library, but given the state that the library is now? I would not treat books with such disrespect, especially since many of these are not mine. (I'm very sorry, Caleb.)

Please tell me that this is some Vallo thing and that I am not slipping. And apologies to those that live with me, but I had to teleport back to school for my next class, so... if you're missing something, that is likely where it is.

Aug. 24th, 2021


[info]legendaryhero
[info]valloic

[info]legendaryhero
[info]valloic

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[info]legendaryhero
[info]valloic
I want to apologize to the new guy Catra and I found in the forest today. He was already scared, and the glowing eight-foot-tall lady and sexy catgirl probably didn't help the situation. We got him back to the DOA, but it was a feat.

So, new guy, I think you were too busy screaming and swearing to tell us your name - but I'm really sorry for scaring you even more. I hope you're okay. And I promise to be normal-sized next time I see you.

Aug. 2nd, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]valloic

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[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic
Early this morning while I was enjoying a morning stroll through our sinister wood, I came across a giant, fuck-off castle. Now, I know that giant, fuck-off castles are indeed the norm around here, but I can't pretend to have seen this one before. It's... hmmm. How to put it gently? If you were to purchase this castle at a charity shop, its condition would be "Used: Good".

I didn't feel any particular malevolent energies coming from it, and none of the animals appear spooked, so I don't believe we're in for anything tiresome.

Anyone have any idea? I'll be happy to take you to it, provided that I make it back in time for my shift at 9:00am and you don't mind my practising my lines on you. (Simon makes an excellent backup to Tina's Morticia, if anyone who is wondering.)

Jul. 20th, 2021


[info]runechild
[info]valloic

[info]runechild
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[info]runechild
[info]valloic
Alas, we at Glorious Purveyors (home to all of your arcane, magical, mystical, otherworldly, and enchanted needs) are not immune to this cicada crisis. I'm in the middle of crafting a wind tunnel of sorts around the shop because I refuse for the outdoor tapestries to play domicile to bugs.

And, side perk, everyone looks amazing with wind in the hair.

A Muffler of Muffling is proving more difficult than I assumed, as it's much more a Scarf of Silence right now, muting all noise, instead of simply muting the wailing of the infernal insects. With any luck and much more coffee, I should have a prototype ready if there are any volunteers.

In the meanwhile, our security golem is wandering the surrounding area with a Shaft of Striking (created on a whim, if it functions the way I intend it is similar a lightning wand but I am weak in the knees for alliteration) so if anyone needs immediate assistance in the forest, he's surprisingly spry.

[Vax and Vex]

Darlings, interesting story--the other night your exceedingly talented and brilliant sister snuffed out a candle. From across the room. And then lit it. From across the room.

Jul. 7th, 2021


[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[info]terseness
[info]valloic

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[info]terseness
[info]valloic
Who'd win in an epic war: werewolves or vampires?

Hell yeah I'm starting shit. Too much togetherness post-gremlins battle. Don't forget to defend your position or else you're gonna get disqualified from the nothing I'm offering for the winning entry.

Jul. 1st, 2021


[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic

[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic

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[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic
I regret (?) to inform you all that Jester's giant penis is no longer looming over the shoppe here at Chastity's Nook. Shame. It was on its way to being as beloved a mascot as Frumpkin.

[ Filtered to Simon, Catra and Adora ]

Simon, Adora. Adora, Simon. You're both attached to swords and have a tendency to stand enveloped in heroic light at any given moment. I think you would get along (yes, Simon, I'm proactively making friends for you). Now that I've cast a spell for you, and Adora allowed me to tag along when Simon was a bird in the fight against that goth witch, I vote the four of us cement this new friendship and have lunch following a rousing swordfight practise.

Catra, hello. I thought you might enjoy the show as much as I.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Caleb ]

As the random swears in a language I don't speak have ceased, am I given to understand that whatever was upsetting you yesterday is no longer doing so?

[ /Filter ]

Jun. 17th, 2021


[info]hisses
[info]valloic

[info]hisses
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[info]hisses
[info]valloic
Looking for community input since Google doesn't always cut it and I still don't really trust it after That One Time -

    1. Who came up with the whole dad shorts/Hawaiian shirt fashion combo? Why? I'm not judging, I'm just trying to understand.

    2. Passed the whole motorcycle safety thing and am ~legally cleared~ to buy a bike but those things are pricey and just blew money on a vacation and 438438 shark steaks for vengeance. Better to get one used? Should I buy a junky one and get it worked on over time? I don't know where to start, I want one now.

    3. Mattresses are too soft. We've been through like, two because I have claws. Do I need to get this shit enchanted or something? Do they make sturdier mattresses for the not-fully human folk?

Jun. 10th, 2021


[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]terseness
[info]valloic
Happy New Moon, assholes. This one's in Gemini during a Mercury retrograde, so fuck us, I guess (I took several astrology classes at my fancy magic school to break up the monotony of all the "don't eat your fellow students" classes).

...that's assuming the moon here is like the moon back home, which, fuck if I know.

May. 28th, 2021


[info]evilintent
[info]valloic

[info]evilintent
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[info]evilintent
[info]valloic
Being torn from ones world is rarely a happy affair, but I've always been one to turn every situation around into my favor.

Considering this place is without any sort of ruler I've decided to take that position for myself.

Feel free to leave any grievances with that below. They will be ignored but I know peasants enjoy their griping.

May. 19th, 2021


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

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[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Jacob says I need to rally the troops for Fight Club. Giving pep talks pretty fucking far down the list of things I'm amazing at, but to be fair, there's a fucking lot of things I'm amazing at, so something has to be down the list I guess. Even if they're all the same level of amazing, somethings get listed later than others.

Since the Fryes are my workplace proximity associates, here you go. I know there are lots of you who have been like, that guy Diego, totally hot, but an asshole (both true), I want to kick his ass (unlikely). At Fight Club, you can try. And probably fail, but whatever, that's on you, this is the best way to do it and win money for second or third place. If you're like, well, eventually I would like to try to kick his ass, we do training too. So, sign up, try to kick my ass.

End of pep talk.

May. 13th, 2021


[info]wedobones
[info]valloic

[info]wedobones
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[info]wedobones
[info]valloic
Hello cool people and assholes, it's time for Round Two of Gideon's Food Reviews (part one, for the uninitiated, is located here). If you're not aware, I was born in a duct in the Ninth House and my life didn't get much better from there; the Ninth is well away from the sun and whatnot so most of my food I was exposed to was canned, preserved, pickled, powdered, or otherwise made into nutritional paste. So when I arrived in Vallo, I decided to make it my Mission to try as much food as possible. My opinions are my own, and they are correct, but feel free to be wrong in comments if you just can't contain yourself.

GIDEON'S COMPREHENSIVE AND ACCURATE LIST OF FOODSTUFFS - PART II because everything looks better with Roman Numerals )

May. 4th, 2021


[info]prodigalmess
[info]valloic

[info]prodigalmess
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Journal Entry


[info]prodigalmess
[info]valloic
Nothing like an attempted assassination to liven up a boring day. I'm glad we were able to track down the conspirators.

May. 1st, 2021


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
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JOURNAL ENTRY - PUBLIC


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
[ written into her journal about an hour after arrival ]

Hello?

Is anyone seeing this?

Hey if you are, who all woke up somewhere entirely else today? Can we get a bit of a role call or something going? I'm here with Baz, Genya, and Alex.


private to josie and lizzie:
Check in please? You both okay?

Apr. 22nd, 2021


[info]sunbro
[info]valloic

[info]sunbro
[info]valloic

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[info]sunbro
[info]valloic
I just wanted to drop a quick missive thanking everyone who participated or watched Fight Club this past weekend! What a rush!!
  • Adora, you were quick and deadly; I look forward to our future sparring missions together and potentially???? our wearing matching ponytails (I can but hope).
  • Simon, it is an honor to fight someone as powerful as you, and I would desperately like to know why you turned into a dragon and not a smaller, fluffier Simon when you puppeted. Did you know my sister is half-dragon? Oh, the wilds of the world!
  • Natasha, you are scary and you remind me very much of a friend of mine from back home who is likewise scary, the kind of friend that I think we're friends but I'm not exactly sure because of the fear, but she shows up and thumps things when I need her to and I am very glad she is on my side!
  • Wynonna, were I not taken and you not taken, I would ask to share a milkshake together with one straw so that we could play footsie under the table, but alas, we are ships passing in the night (and also you hit like a stampeding horse).
  • Castiel, you are a mystical being (I think??) and so I feel a little bad that I pummeled you, but it was a worthy fight and I hope you are happy and not vengeful.
  • Finally, Arthur, I have an OCEAN of respect for you, I'm not FISHING for compliments, and also, I owe you another beer if you'll agree to SCHOOL me in the way you move so quickly.
This is Solaire, thanking you for the jolly cooperation, and a toast to the Frye twins who organized this joyous event!!

Unrelated - I do not fancy my arse in bell bottoms.

Apr. 15th, 2021


[info]cupnoods
[info]valloic

[info]cupnoods
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[info]cupnoods
[info]valloic
I wouldn't say I'm usually an anxious person but there's definitely a feeling of it knowing at any moment you could turn into something stuffed and/or made of plastic. I'd take waiting around for murder turkeys over waiting around for this personally.

Apr. 10th, 2021


[info]qrow
[info]valloic

[info]qrow
[info]valloic

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[info]qrow
[info]valloic
Alright, so, your moon is freaky, doesn't look like anyone I know is here, and apparently I got here too late to help with a monster problem.

Yeah, that's just about my luck.

Name's Qrow. Anyone around here make weapons? Feeling a little naked without one.

Apr. 7th, 2021


[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic

[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic

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[info]interviewwith
[info]valloic
I'm not saying that Vallo has a greater-than-average risk-taking population, but I am saying that my idea of wrapping up some ~mystery~ books here at Chastity's Nook and describing them only by their genre, theme and kink seems to be really taking off.

In other news, the salt and pepper's gone curiously missing from the flat. I've seen people complaining on the network about things just disappearing - including whole buildings, which I can only imagine - but nevertheless, I'm confident in griping about my own loss in miniature. I had to eat salt-less scrambled eggs this morning, and it was exactly as beastly as you might imagine, and I think I need some sympathy.

[ Filtered to Caroline Forbes, Simon can read but not comment (for Simon is best seen and not heard)]

So it goes without saying, but thank you for your patience and continued pretending that I was not, in fact, the idiot whose private searches re: vampirism were made public. I've been hiding it for a long time - most of my remembered life, actually - and despite my attempts at subtlety with you I'm certain it was bloody obvious (Simon Snow is on this filter; he figured it out ages ago because he is as nosy as he is obnoxiously attractive).

At any rate, I'm not interested in vampire therapy or group talk or whatnot; I'm not terribly interested in vampires at all. But having to go to the forest for dinner is ruining my shoes, and I was wondering if there are any alternative processes discreetly available for those of us who don't drink human blood?

Mar. 31st, 2021


[info]lupas
[info]valloic

[info]lupas
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[info]lupas
[info]valloic
I don't know if anyone else saw one, but there are flyers around the city for Burger Week coming up in April, and I can't wait to see what monstrous creations are put forward for it. A list of the restaurants participating and the burgers they plan to promote is being released tomorrow. Strategizing for the best plan of attack begins as soon as I get my hands on a copy.

Mar. 23rd, 2021


[info]worstchosenone
[info]valloic

[info]worstchosenone
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]worstchosenone
[info]valloic
TUESDAY, MARCH 23 (EVENING)
simon & baz
It would have been, Baz would later reflect, an awfully sexy move had it not concluded with Simon’s ass poking out of a bush.
LOCATION: Not too far into the forest
WARNINGS: None! Just finding the sword of mages!!
Read more... )