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Jun. 18th, 2021


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[info]perfidious
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Hey all you hip cats! Boy, everything's been such a summery fun time I almost forgot to pop in and tell you what I've been up to recently. I feel as if I'm right in the middle of some fantastic live theater - it's almost like a production of West Side Story unfolding before my very eyes! Or maybe Romeo and Juliet, just without the tragic ending. Forbidden love between rival witches and warlocks, clandestine meetings behind buildings, and a trip to the ER after falling down and hitting one's head during store tête-à-têtes. Maybe keep the hormones at home next time, rather than bringing them out in public where there's things like lobster tanks? I'm full of juicy tidbits and good advice!

In honor of our rebellious couple du jour, here's a cocktail recipe for a little drinkie-poo I like to call O FAIR VERONA:

1 1/2 oz. tequila
1/2 oz. Grand Marnier
1/4 oz. cherry or raspberry liquor
2 oz. chilled peach juice
Maraschino cherries for garnish
A beautiful orange spiral also for garnish

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice and add all your delicious ingredients. Shake vigorously for 10 seconds and pour into a chilled fluted glass or a very large martini glass.

And there you have it! I hope all you alligators have a fantastic beginning-of-summer celebration and I'm always here to pour you a cup of tea if you ever want to talk. I'm just so caring like that!

Jun. 11th, 2021


[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

[info]perfidious
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[info]perfidious
[info]valloic
Hey all you hip cats! I'm here to tell you what I've been up to recently. Life's been an absolute whirlwind! I've just been so busy being a working woman down at Looking-Glass Teas, and also submitting my investigative write-ups to the Gazette - they are very eager to get my insights to which I say...

I learned how to use moving pictures to convey my thoughts and emotions! )

So! As you can see, there's been so much going on. I've been in the city a lot too, for both business and pleasure - and speaking of pleasure! Picture this: I was wandering about near that quaint little art gallery (grabbing a scone and a latte which was cinnamon dolce, with the dolce sprinkles because of course), just minding my own business like I always do and came upon some live action artistry. Seemed like the owner of that fancy schmancy Corvette was two steps away from 'bam-bam in the ham,' considering the tonsil tennis she was playing with the fellow in the passenger seat! I hope all expensive cars come with the addition of tall and librarious! But be careful next time, I wouldn't want either of you to be arrested for...indecent exposure. Just a note from me, your concerned neighbor!

Now I simply must depart - but I'll leave you with an amaaaaaazing cocktail recipe called Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls:

1.5 oz gin or cognac
1 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz simple syrup
Shaken, double strained into a chilled coupe glass
Finish filling with some fine champagne
Garnish with a lemon peel and enjoy~

Take care of yourselves and each other - and I'll see you later, alligators!

Jun. 4th, 2021


[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

[info]perfidious
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[info]perfidious
[info]valloic
Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!

Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!

It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink.

To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."

1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish

Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!

Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:

1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!

Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!

May. 27th, 2021


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[info]valloic

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[info]karalkent
[info]valloic
WHO: Kara & Agnes (with a Richie guest appearance)
WHAT: First drinks free!
WHERE: Galahd!
WHEN: Backdated to Agnes' arrival
WARNINGS: Very minor mention of abuse
STATUS: Complete

What are your favorites? Maybe you can show me some of them! We can have a girl’s night and make some popcorn. )

May. 26th, 2021


[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

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[info]perfidious
[info]valloic
Hey all you hip cats! I just have to tell you what I've been up to lately. First of all, isn't it amazing that I now posses a device, in the handy-dandy pocket of my dress, that is capable of accessing the entirety of information? It's true! I can even use it to look at photos of cats and get into arguments with strangers!

Thanks in part to that information at my fingertips, I've been able to learn so much about many of you. So much info, so much concern - are some of you okay? I understand that matters of the heart can be really hard unlike Ralph's flaccid d-- and also when you give sword lessons it's really easy to confuse the two types of swords so you just keep gallivanting around and putting the wrong one into anything that has a vague pulse to hide your own insecurities and doubts and true feelings, but! You can work it out. I promise!

So consider that, and consider this pick-me-up called a Dark and Horny:

2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz lemon syrup
Ginger beer
2 slices of lemon - for garnish
Mix, enjoy, and get yourself tested for sexually transmitted diseases. These days, they're just abbreviated to STDs! Testing is free at the clinic! These 'STDs' are as old as the gods, it's completely normal to have one after so much sharing and caring.

You all have a fantastic day - and see you later, alligators!

May. 21st, 2021


[info]perfidious
[info]valloic

[info]perfidious
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[info]perfidious
[info]valloic
Well, golly, ending up in a place like this sure does razz my berries! I haven't had this much promised adventure since Ralph decided to take us to the drive-in for a date and only pay for one ticket - and by the way, you could definitely still hear the movie from the trunk of the car. The acoustics were incredible!

So how about all you hip cats go on and tell me about yourselves? I'll start - my name's Agnes, and I gotta say, this typing device is real swell. Better than keeping track of all your names on a cocktail napkin!

I'm so pleased to meet everyone. And I'd love to make a new gal pal or two, maybe figure out where I can go for a refreshing gimlet. Help a neighbor out?

Nov. 29th, 2019


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PUBLIC NETWORK POST ➢ CAROLINE FORBES


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tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:
Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:
Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.



((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))
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