Hey all you hip cats! I just have
to tell you what I've been up to recently. Though I know what all of you
have been up to recently - so much murder and mayhem! Boy, you're all set to just play judge, jury, AND executioner aren't you? Kinky roleplay, I looooooove it!
Speaking of kinky roleplay, I think
that's what our Star Spangled representative and his dangerous red-hot tamale have been involved with - unless she's just constantly borrowing sugar each time I see her leave his apartment! And go back in and then leave! And go back in and leave again!
It takes awhile each time (I've clocked it), so I'm sure there's still some
sugar-borrowing, if ya know what I mean. Wink
To which I say, good for them! And also - AHOOOOOGA
! In honor of this NC-17-rated image worthy of a smut novella (I think they call the smut novellas 'fanfiction'??), I'm including a cocktail recipe entitled "International Relations."
1 1/2 ounces dry vermouth
3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
1/8 ounce maraschino liqueur
2 dashes orange bitters
Lemon peel as garnish
Combine in an Old Fashioned glass and enjoy!
Oh, and I almost forgot! I've set up my Tag profile here
, and I just have to tell you - what a GREAT invention! You all should just go on and slide into my PMS! List of people I would ride like a one-humped camel:
1. Sorcerer Polygamist
2. The gigantic hairless man who recently just did a murder
3. Anyone from Hell
4. Cute blondes - or redheads. Or brunettes? Or you know what, any hair color is fine!
Well, that's all for now - I'll see you alligators later!