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Nov. 23rd, 2022


[info]adaine
[info]valloic

[info]adaine
[info]valloic

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[info]adaine
[info]valloic
[posted right after the magical wave post-automaton destruction!]

So, uh--anyone else feel that?

Or see it, I guess? This week has been quite something, so consider me suddenly nervous.

Nov. 22nd, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

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[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
To the person whose shoes I apparently turned to dust today, I am very sorry. Again. Just--really sorry.

I don't even know if they were an Outlander and will see this, my roughly 23rd apology, but I feel like I really ought to put that into the universe, just to be safe.

Nov. 21st, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Jackie Daytona, American Yankee Doodle Dandy, salt of the earth, volleyball aficionado, and, he would want me to stress this because it is the most important part, REGULAR HUMAN BARTENDER is now.........A POTTED PLANT

ALSO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART BECAUSE IT IS PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I JUST SAID

and I have been having a very passionate, intimate, and carnal affair with him!!!!!!!!!! Was it the blue jeans? The toothpick? His remarkable accent from Arizonya Arizon Aryzynya Arizoninaia a place? Or the sheer and absolute lust between us? We may never know, the hormones want what the hormones want and as we all know I am irresistible with my pheromones and my singing and my bosom and even though I had to talk of human things such as pizza and it being wine o'clock somewhere (the actual fuck that means, I do not know) and how leggings are in fact pants (??????????) NOW IT IS OVER BECAUSE HE IS A PLANT!!!!!!

I AM GRIEVING.

Nov. 16th, 2022


[info]andhera
[info]valloic

[info]andhera
[info]valloic

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[info]andhera
[info]valloic
Well, as it turns out, the fae here were not impressed when I inquired about the Unseelie and indicated my association with the same court in my own world, so...

Hello, once again. It has been a few weeks, but I did not properly introduce myself as I instead just asked about mortality--apologies for that, once again--and muffins. My name is Andhera and it is a great pleasure to meet all of you.

I have since found muffins--thank you, once again, to those of you that gave suggestions as they were all well founded. I also have it under good authority that there is a library that is not just good, but is actually great, that I am looking forward to checking out incredibly soon as I like books and I like great books even more. Oh, I also ate something called a cheeseburger and I may only eat cheeseburgers for the rest of my existence.

That said, has anyone seen a dog wandering about with the face of an old man? He answers to Grandpa Dog and occasionally swears.

Nov. 3rd, 2022


[info]andhera
[info]valloic

[info]andhera
[info]valloic

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[info]andhera
[info]valloic
Uhhhh

Are you really all mortals?

Er. Sorry. Is that a rude question to ask? It's probably a rude question. I've only met one mortal before and it was just for a short while and she seemed quite fine, if not a bit taken aback but I like to think that had only a little to do with me. It might not have, I don't really know. I have been told that the Feywild can be a bit much for those not used to it, which, you know, I can totally understand. Though, in fairness, this realm is also a bit much, though the video I watched was quite informative. And entertaining! It was like a play. Do they have plays here? They must, right?

And now I am rambling. Apologies. Uh

I have been told muffins are very good. Where might I procure some muffins?

Oct. 21st, 2022


[info]piggles
[info]valloic

[info]piggles
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[info]piggles
[info]valloic
GUILLERMO, NANDOR, NADJA + FILM CREW ASSOCIATES.
Is anyone awake? It smells down here.

Oct. 13th, 2022


[info]firespheres
[info]valloic

[info]firespheres
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[info]firespheres
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO NADJA, GUILLERMO, AND NANDOR; CC'D PETE AND CATRA.]
I need tomorrow night off from filming the documentary for personal reasons.

Sep. 28th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
It's been a little over a month since I've had gainful employment and here are a few things that I have learned.

1. Magic, as it turns out, continues to be very cool.
2. So does having a steady paycheck.
3. People really will haggle over anything if you give them the chance. I don't know if that's just specific to working in a magic shop, because I really don't see people haggling over things at the grocery store or anything, but it definitely happens. Which is unfortunate, because
4. I'm still struggling with methods to put my foot down that aren't just a smiling all charming until they get the hint.
5. Somehow Unseen Servants, despite that they are unseen, have very distinct personalities? Benedict is my favorite, but don't tell Rodrigo or Esmerelda.
6. The ombre potion wall is more than just pretty and it's real important to remember which potion does what and is where. It's also real important to not knock any of them over. Not that I have! But I've seen some close calls and it's stressful every time.
7. Prestidigitation? Super helpful.
8. The bakery across the way from the shop has really good cinnamon rolls.

Anyway, those are my life lessons, some more valid than others. If you want to see me in action, you should come to Gilmore's and buy some things in honor of 1 and 2 on this list.

Sep. 21st, 2022


[info]adaine
[info]valloic

[info]adaine
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[info]adaine
[info]valloic
One thing that I will almost always find comfortingly similar between my world and this one is how quickly life just goes back to normal after something out of the ordinary happens. Though, perhaps that is just my perception and "out of the ordinary" is just ordinary. Who is to say.

Regardless, it's a bit of normalcy that I would not have expected, but have definitely gotten used to in all the time I've been here in Vallo.

CALEB
I'm real sorry about Beau and Yasha. I know there's probably not much I can do to help, but if there is, let me know?

Sep. 11th, 2022


[info]vimbo
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[info]vimbo
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[info]vimbo
[info]valloic
I am taking suggestions for a date. If you were a picky vampire slayer who likes to complain when vampires are being vampires, where would you like your vampire lover to take you? And do not say bowling. We already do that. And not romantic flights over the city either. We already do that too. Does renovating a disaster pit of a house count as a date? Ay, anyway. Dinner dates are just me watching him eat and wanting to bite him so I need fresh ideas! I will pay you. Probably. Or I could hypnotize someone into giving you money. It is the same thing.

Aug. 25th, 2022


[info]shadowhand
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[info]shadowhand
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[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
You are playing with fire, Al Montague.

BLUE
I just wanted to say: happy birthday, my friend.
JESTER
I am checking in. How are you feeling?

Aug. 24th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
Well, I thought I was getting used to the technology in this year but apparently I should have been more prepared for betrayal.

Aug. 20th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
MR. GILMORE
Hello, Mr. Gilmore! I'm Pete Montague and I feel like we've met in passing a few times--at least, I've come into your shop before. And it's actually your shop that I'm messaging you regarding.

Is there any chance you have any job openings available? Stocking shelves or working the register or whatever else you might need help with doing? I have a resume that I can bring to you and I'm happy to do an interview and all of that, but I didn't want to just come into the shop and assume you were hiring so I thought that I might reach out here first. Oh and I am magically inclined, if that makes a difference. It was still relatively new to me back home, but I had some lessons and then finished out my schooling at Geliara here.

So um Just let me know! I appreciate your consideration either way.
AL
Okay. I reached out to Mr. Gilmore, please think positive thoughts that he's hiring and will take a chance on me.

Aug. 15th, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
HELLO it is me, NADJA here. Perhaps some of you have seen or visited the Night Market (it is a bit of a misstatement since they are open all the time but you know, BRANDING and all) or perhaps you are very curious. Either way, I, NADJA have some very important tips for you.

1. There is a hag, her name is Celestina or something like that, TOTAL BITCH. When you go by her booth, you spit on the ground and say 'Nadja sent me.' Women have to stick together, but when you are a hag named Celestina, you may ROT.

2. The Night Market will only allow for bartering (goods, services, your soul) or for spending gold, silver, gems, your left eye, things like that. But honestly, bartering is your best bet because OF COURSE someone will be like, oh no, I can't make change for 35 gold coins I may as well just keep the whole thing and then you are up the river of shit without a way to row.

3. NEVER TAKE THE FIRST OFFER. Put a very disdainful look in your eye and surmise that perhaps the goblins down the way would take less. Then huff, shimmy your bosom, and prepare to walk away.

4. If you are a human DO NOT GO ALONE. They can smell it on you and will be on you SO fast. Do not let anyone take you anywhere. There is a bandersnatch, that if you sneeze in front of him, he will think you are now a part of his harem.

5. It is so fun!!!!! There are so many things to barter for, and if you enjoy slightly offensive t-shirts you will be AMAZED!!!! Just be careful because you may accidentally purchase a cursed item and then, well, too bad for you.

If your name is Al or my darling cupcake kitten Catra or Peel you are in VERY GOOD LUCK because we are going on a field trip to the Night Market very soon!!! And you may pick out something as a treat.

The end? I still don't know how to end these fucking things. Goodbye?

Aug. 10th, 2022


[info]hisses
[info]valloic

[info]hisses
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[info]hisses
[info]valloic
I feel slightly hung over and my bones ache from suddenly growing a few feet again. I'm napping forever.

Thanks Brigitte.







I'm also never eating anything with sugar again.

Aug. 6th, 2022


[info]hisses
[info]valloic

[info]hisses
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]hisses
[info]valloic
[there's an audio of HISSING]

skksakldsaklsdalkld
lll;;;;;
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[then a bunch of selfies posted like this meme]

VOICE TO TEXT

oh this is DUMB

Jul. 23rd, 2022


[info]adaine
[info]valloic

[info]adaine
[info]valloic

Log: Adaine & Al


[info]adaine
[info]valloic

WHO: Adaine Abernant and Al Montague
WHAT: Adaine teaches Al some Prestigitation, with a side of backstory.
WHEN: July 16
WHERE: Mordred Manor
WARNINGS: Spoilers through Fantasy High: Sophomore Year. CW for discussion of child abuse, parent death.
"If you ever have anything you want to talk about, I'm sure there are other cantrips I can teach you sometime." Read more... )

Jul. 21st, 2022


[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic

[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic

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[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic
Good morning (is it morning yet?), Vallo:

As this appears to be related to a magical spell or curse, the Department of Magical Research and those associated with it are aiding investigations into what happened and how to resolve it. Below the cut are the names of everyone I am aware of that fell ill during yesterday's Moon Day festivities. If you recall a name that is not on this list, please share it, along with any other information that you might have as to timing, initial symptoms, etc.

Thank you for your assistance.

List of the Affected )

Jul. 20th, 2022


[info]runningupthat
[info]valloic

[info]runningupthat
[info]valloic

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[info]runningupthat
[info]valloic
How do you not lose these airbud things???? Seriously.

STRANGER PEOPLE
Does anyone want to check out the Moon Day stuff? This whole day of darkness thing is kind of weird but I saw some pictures of the event and it looks kind of neat.

Jul. 14th, 2022


[info]adaine
[info]valloic

[info]adaine
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]adaine
[info]valloic
I didn't mean to go to the glacier today, but I ended up going there without really thinking about it today--has anyone else had that happen? It was a trip down bad unfortunate memory lane that I was not expecting when I got up this morning.

GLIMMER
Hey. I know we haven't known one another for long and you have other friends here, but I just saw and um if you need company or distraction, let me know. I can try my best to be both.