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Dec. 1st, 2021


[info]psychokines
[info]valloic

[info]psychokines
[info]valloic

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[info]psychokines
[info]valloic
So as December hits, I'm reminded of the fact that there is a SMALL POSSIBILITY that, um, we're all getting thrown into a winter holiday Hallmark movie. Or, as it stands to reason given past instances, several winter holiday Hallmark movies.

What the fuck, you may ask?

Well, there's a reality altering witch among us (Hi, not you Wanda! ♥ There's others!) that's been looking for her special someone for the past few decades. She occasionally finds her wintertime beau and we'll get a couple of years of relative peace during this time of year. Since the Outlanders have arrived, we haven't experienced this phenomenon. However, sources (read: witchy gossip among the Ankou grannies) have told me that Ms. Hallmark just broke up with her bff of the last three years and so we might be in for it this year.

So what are we in for?

A town called Serendipity Hills appears for a few days. Some of us locals get pulled into it to live out fairly cheesy holiday movie tropes, while Ms. Hallmark tries to find her new Mr. Hallmark. Other than living out a few days of gazebo dates, winter bake offs, log cabin snowstorms, and fireplace romances, not much else happens. Serendipity Hills also shows up on our televisions as a show so we can catch the latest romances as they're happening. And from all past experience, everything that happens is something our inner selves want to have happen, it's just a little holiday love magic setting the mood. The locals that do get pulled in sometimes have new names and backstories, but at their core, are still themselves.

We've also found that the people that get pulled in want to get pulled in at some level, so it's become tradition to let it run its course. I got a girlfriend out of it a few years back. Ask me about my Hallmark persona. Also, trying to pull anyone out never works, so we simply don't try anymore. Does Ms. Hallmark need therapy? Probably. But I'm not the one to tell the reality altering witch what to do.

So head's up, weird shit might happen this month (as always), but it's fairly harmless. Do I have anymore answers than what I wrote here? No. Are there whole viewing parties dedicated to Serendipity Hills? Yes. Hit me up, I'll send you a list of the best ones if this does go down.

EDIT: Hallmark definition for the uninitiated.

Nov. 27th, 2021


[info]thedestroyer
[info]valloic

[info]thedestroyer
[info]valloic

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[info]thedestroyer
[info]valloic
You know what would be a great addition to the welcoming committee's spiel? A list of therapists. Now I can't trust any little froggy looking shithead because it might stab me.

RIP boots, you were good to me and protected my ankles.

[ FILTERED TO CAROLINE FORBES ]
Tell me not to tell the latest vampire arrival that I want his semen. Yes, I'm aware I'm a shit-stirrer, which is why I need you to tell me no.

What are you and the kid doing this weekend? I was thinking about hitting Blizzard World while contemplating what to do with my adult life now. Figured the kid would get a kick out of it, while we day drunk.

Nov. 26th, 2021


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
Well, that was exciting!

The forest looks cleared of the added craziness we've had come through this week at least. I'm holding a bonfire feast over by the cliffs of New Asgard if anyone's hungry and doesn't want to cook tomorrow night. Bring a side dish if you can! Chairs if you cannot. I'll have mead and ale from Ásynja Meadery and will be making ice cream floats as well. Pig's on the menu for the roast, but I can probably get the grill going too if anyone wants me to throw other slabs of meat onto that.

[ FILTERED TO JAKE STONE ]
I've been trying to find a reason to come see you or reach out to you. Finally, I decided I didn't need a reason and that I should quit being a coward.

Hi. I'm very sorry I was sent back. Would you care to let me make up for that with a night out?

Nov. 19th, 2021


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

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[info]buillermo
[info]valloic
That was NOT the way I wanted to be in a coffin and I bet you're all wondering why I I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for Vampires are real I was supposed to be

Uh so we're supposed to introduce ourselves here? I'm Guillermo, I um arrived yesterday, and thank you to everyone that brought uh me in! You could have just opened it though I appreciate the care of making sure I wasn't going to burn up with the sun just in case but nope, nothing like that here. Just me. Guillermo. Normal human being, trapped in a coffin.

When it comes to work do we just-- find a place and apply? Are there any special hoops we need to jump through?

Nov. 17th, 2021


[info]snikt
[info]valloic

[info]snikt
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]snikt
[info]valloic
I could give a rat's ass about what some fucking bureaucratic welcome party tells me about this place.

Where the fuck am I and how did I get here and how the fuck do I get home?

[info]marshalvanth
[info]valloic

[info]marshalvanth
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]marshalvanth
[info]valloic
With Hannah and Neville gone, the Leaky Cauldron is missing a proprietor. One of you magic folk should probably come claim it before it turns me into a frog or a womp rat or something.

Just let me know a day or so in advance when I need to be out so I can get my stuff together before class.

Nov. 14th, 2021


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic
Oh, fuck you, Vallo. Ruby was cute and sexy and we were having a great fucking time. I hate it here sometimes.

Oct. 26th, 2021


[info]thehighqueen
[info]valloic

[info]thehighqueen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thehighqueen
[info]valloic
Delia Tamara Hanson.

Oct. 21st, 2021


[info]magicianeliot
[info]valloic

[info]magicianeliot
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]magicianeliot
[info]valloic
Your high king has arrived. Or you can call me your majesty. Or Eliot. I'll answer to them all. Seems fitting I arrived here during chaotic times. Story of my life. Who has the good vodka?

Oct. 16th, 2021


[info]thedestroyer
[info]valloic

[info]thedestroyer
[info]valloic

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[info]thedestroyer
[info]valloic
PSA, bitches! If you're taken and in a closed relationship, get your ass off Tag! Single/open relationship people that aren't on Tag!, please go make a profile now.

You can return to your evenings now, thanks.

[info]impsychicnow
[info]valloic

[info]impsychicnow
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]impsychicnow
[info]valloic
I know we all have very important people to focus on right now, but I still need to remind everyone that almost two weeks from how isn't just Halloween, it will also be Samhain (not pronounced how it looks, please Google the pronunciation so no one looks at you like you're clueless).

This is a big one for many covens. The time when the veil between the this life and the Otherworld is the thinnest, and to honor those who came before us. Some consider it the end of the year as the harvest season comes to an end and the darker half of the year begins.

Celebrations will occur the 31st into the 1st.

FAMILY FILTER (including god-parents, honorary aunts/uncles, extended family etc.)

Sirius and I are hoping everyone might be available to get together for dinner later this week once things have settled down a little. Maybe Wednesday? Please let us know. We'd like to take advantage of this situation while it lasts.

Oct. 15th, 2021


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic
Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]
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Oct. 4th, 2021


[info]queent
[info]valloic

[info]queent
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]queent
[info]valloic
It's a family tradition at this house to carve pumpkins leading up to Halloween and then put it forward to everyone online to vote for the best one. Pumpkin desserts then follow.

It's not required, but it would definitely be pretty cool if anyone else wanted to get in on the carving and then post their photos. Maybe by the 30th?

Only if you want to be awesome.

Happy The Most Superior Month Of The Year, everyone.

FRIENDS OF CAROLINE FORBES & TINA COHEN-CHANG
October 10th is mine and Caroline's birthday. If you're free, please join us for a joint birthday celebration at the Barnes-Ulric almost farm starting around 4pm for a mulled wine and dinner party. It will be outside. Magic will be keeping the temperature and weather comfortable. There will also be goats.

Sep. 29th, 2021


[info]timetwister
[info]valloic

[info]timetwister
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]timetwister
[info]valloic
This is by far the most interesting and also most useless fake out car (because I'm not really delivering pizzas in it?) I've ever had. At least I'm pretty sure of that, anyway. Hard to tell when there's a block in your head that's a thousand years young.

cut for picture )

I've asked the network at large about the best 'gift' from home they've gotten here (and no, I'm not exactly thrilled to have Pizza Car considering it's a piece of the Void and no one wants to see the Void up close and personal) but what's something you'd wish would show up but hasn't yet? Maybe if we put it out into the universe, things will happen.

Sep. 23rd, 2021


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
help


it has been ten minutes since i last ate

DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME

Sep. 22nd, 2021


[info]babsgirl
[info]valloic

[info]babsgirl
[info]valloic

Network: Barbara Gordon


[info]babsgirl
[info]valloic
Right, well, what kind of Selina Kyle BS is this?

I spent half the day as a cat and now I"m not a cat?

It's my birthday tomorrow and I'd rather eat cake than cat food. Seriously.

Sep. 17th, 2021


[info]heroichair
[info]valloic

[info]heroichair
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]heroichair
[info]valloic
It seems like posting on here is the thing to do after arriving.

I'm Stefan Salvatore. Good to meet all of you.

Sep. 15th, 2021


[info]rubyred
[info]valloic

[info]rubyred
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]rubyred
[info]valloic
Well, this certainly isn't any part of the United Realms I recognize. That doesn't mean

Hi, Vallo, I'm Ruby. Thank you to the Welcoming Committee and the DOA for filling me in on the details and getting me settled. I've heard I might recognize a few faces around here?

Sep. 8th, 2021


[info]seidr
[info]valloic

[info]seidr
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]seidr
[info]valloic
It's something of an upgrade from his last pool, at least.

Not actually cut, just for your benefit )

[Atreus]
One of the other Lokis seemed to be able to communicate with him in a way that I currently can't. Would you be able to teach me how to speak to animals so that I can tell when he's insulting me and when he's not?

Sep. 2nd, 2021


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic
Hey Harls, I think your dog got loose. I'll keep an eye on it til you're ready to do a pickup.

Cut for Space )