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He's gone. Really gone. I'll be in a cloud and stupor of self-medication if anyone needs me. Don't.

So Vallo, would you be open to an open relationship with your partner(s), lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, wife, etc? If you're already in one feel free to share your thoughts on being in one.

Did you know that, in the Omegaverse, only an Alpha can mark an Omega as their mate? The Alpha bites on the scent gland, and that's when the Omega marks them back.

I learned this after the fifth or so fanfiction - we currently have "Meet Me At The Full Moon" on our fridge, and I'll be doing a live reading of "Marked" once Wanda finishes, if anyone wants to drop by. She's just cranking them out and I couldn't be more proud of her a/b/o filth.










No beta, we die like we're on the Murder Mansion stairs.

I think I finally have the greenhouses set up the way that I want. It is a little strange to not have someone sneaking in constantly to reorganize after I've already organized and make me have to start all over again. I hadn't considered how it would feel. I didn't even have to reorganize the potions closet. I was tempted to disorganize it myself just to feel better about it.

Additionally, I still need four or more people for Quidditch. If someone else wants to play? I know we've had new people show up since my last post. It's birthday Quidditch if it makes a difference (for my birthday, I mean) and I've been giving both flying and Quidditch lessons.

SO, I guess Vallo and I are still on good terms with the getting-things-from-home aspect of everything because I woke up this morning and found LUCKY!

( He's the goodest boy. )

I missed this adorable face. It's just begging for pizza - which, by the way, surprisingly easy to order before nine in the morning?? Thanks to whatever official Vallo gods are out there. Today's a good day.

[ooc note: pls assume the dog's left eye looks more like this.]

So if everything I've been told is true, I've managed to find myself in a completely alternate realm than the Lands Between, along with the rest of you. ...I confess, I didn't see this twist coming. Perhaps Grace hasn't cast me off entirely.

Name's Rogier. Sorcerer. You'd probably have guessed it if you'd seen the hat (I very much like hats. Large ones. Otherwise what's the point?). Got here a few days back; having a bit of a bad week but I believe I might have gotten a good chance at help. A rousing thank you to Adam, who got me out of the forest and into civilization; believe I might've talked his ear off in a bid to stay conscious. Anyhow, I was told I'd need to pop in here, and say hello - what a wild system this is; they said it wasn't magic but I promise, the network looks like magic to this dolt. I like libraries, clean fights, being a cautionary tale told over campfires, and never saying never. Who are you lot? Tell me some good stories; I think I'm stuck here at this healing facility for a little while so I'm not going anywhere quickly.

[ Filtered to Sydney Clarke, Shaun Gilmore, and Blue Sargent ]
Hello there; they said that you'd already been contacted re: my thorny little situation (I'm not sorry; this is the kind of nonsense you're going to have to expect from here on out). At any rate, I hope this message isn't a surprise. But if it is: I've run into a little death curse, and I was rather hoping that some of you might be able to assist me with ridding myself of it. The sooner the better; it's unpleasant and I don't get to wear my fanciest trousers.

Good evening, Vallo, a general census for classes at the clinic. Sex ed, yay or nay?

Filter: Clinic employees and affiliates

I'm going to lean toward yay, which will hopefully have some in agreement... if that's the case, which of you are going to help me volunteer with the class?

Filter: Cobb

Can I repeat how I'm so glad you're back to yourself even though I already said it? Because I am so very glad.

Anyone want to go dancing tonight? Fast, slow and everything in between.

I know many of you are concerned over the current state of things, but rest assured that things should be set to rights shortly. To keep all of you updated: Gansey and I have been able to pinpoint what went wrong with the original spell, and have helped Pixie reverse the spell in Thor. We're currently trying to find a solution to have the reversal spell work on a mass scale, but I'm relatively confident that we'll be able to have it figured in short order.

Thank you all for your patience.

Just got called a "buzzkill" by whoever's in my girlfriend's body in a tone that was clearly meant to devastate me.



Plus side, she hasn't actually killed/maimed/eaten anyone, so don't let her tell you otherwise. To the girl she was stalking out - sorry, and trust me, this isn't her. She'd be mortified by all of this if she was herself.

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be at the Mansion listening to her whine about how awful I am until this fuck-up gets fixed. Send snacks.

I am aware things are terrible. That being said, would anyone like to learn Quidditch/play Quidditch. My birthday is in July and I'd meant to change my usual dinner plans to Quidditch plans and I figured Sirius would be around to help me with that. But since he is not, I will have to do that myself.

We have the quaffle, bludgers, and snitch. And the field. I just need people interested in playing. Each team has three chasers, a keeper, a seeker, and two beaters. I'd be the seeker for one team as that was my position in school and it is my birthday. We only need enough for two teams, but if there's more interest than I expect there to be, I am willing to make more teams.

I suppose we may need a referee as well.

This place is a forever rollercoaster, isn't it?

RASALAS

I'm sure a bunch of people have already said as much, but I was sorry to see that list and how it touched you. It sounds hollow, but if you need anything, let me know? Company, food, whatever.

[Rasalas Black]

I'm so sorry. I wish I could say something to bring some comfort. If you need anything don't hesitate to let me know.

>> So this is bullcrap and I'm sure you're gonna have a shit ton of food delivered to your house because people don't know what else to do when Vallo decides to be a dick
>> But I just wanted to check on ya
>> Maybe we can keep busy with the plants and you can boss me around some, if that would help numb your brain a little
>> Or if you wanna be alone that's okay too, I won't get offended

Oh, that was an incredibly rough notification to get.

[BONNIE BENNETT]

I'm so sorry. I know we aren't particularly close, but would you mind if I brought you dinner tonight?

So about that thing where you can disappear and then show back up here? Yeah. It's weird.

What did I miss?

Encanto Oculto is set to start this Friday at Moowich Cove. It's basically a weeklong beach party with sunshine, magic, drugs, a carnival, live bands, and private cabanas to do that you like in them. Food and drinks will be provided for by local eateries and food trucks. Ends on the 15th, come and goes as you please with wristband.

21+ enforced by age line, shimmer illusion all along the area to keep virginal eyes safe from accidentally seeing things they might not want to, and an entry fee of one regalo to whatever party deity you believe in to burn in a bonfire as well as a monetary donation to a local charity. Proof of donation must be brought with you or you can do it at entry. There is a waiver you need to sign to enter.

Questions? Hit me now because I'm ghosting all of you come this Friday, for a week.

There have been a lot of things that I've gotten to read/listen to/watch that I'd never have been able to experience in 1969 and technically going to Disney is one of them, but uh. Pretty sure that place is way more rad than it was back then, I am just saying.

Consider me joining the legions that ever don't want to leave.

If you notice me spellotaping people to the ground, mind your business.

Happy Ostara, everyone.