vallo

Alright, since its been a couple of months, I'm sure there are new people who have come and gone, I think re-introductions are in order.

My name is Genya. I'm a tailor... though not for clothes but for your looks. I can alter the human body, any minute little details. When I lived in Texas for some time, I was using it for hair and makeup. In my world, I was basically royalty's personal plastic surgeon without the surgery part (I believe that's what you'd refer to it as in other worlds). Also the effects are temporary.

And therefore, I'll be helping with the Calendar project with hair and makeup. You can see how you look with hair matching the fur and feathers of your animal without dealing with hair dye!

I guess I'm also looking for a job here again too, but I think that'll come later when I'm settled again.

rar( rawr )

I cut my own bangs.

Is anyone available to help with warding off an area?

More of Hell showed up and I'd like to stop it from seeping out into Vallo quickly. No one wants those nightmares.

Hargreeves, Dan, and Sabrina]

I know things still kind of suck right now, but Claire asked if we could all go to Disney together for one day.

Fuck it. That is all. Or if you feel inclined, tell me a secret.

I would have appreciated a reminder that sometimes, Vallo likes to download new memories into your head when you're otherwise doing okay mentally. Such a flawed design plan of this universe.

Dear friends of Clint Barton: I apologize for trying to kill him.

Kate Bishop, where the hell are you? And also, did you really have to cut down that beautiful Rockefeller tree?

Piggybacking on Ignis's observation, if you saw that - I still have my Ancient Vallo journal (such fond memories of a finicky time stone) and have been able to reverse engineer the magic. I enchanted just a regular notebook to test it out and that worked the same way the journals do, with the cross-communicating between us and...wherever people are.

If you weren't in Ancient Vallo and have a separate journal or notebook of your own, come to the Sanctum and I'll enchant it for you. Or if you need me to come to you I can do that too, just let me know.

Also I was promised an engagement party with lasers - get your shit together so that can happen, Vallo, thanks.

[ANCIENT JOURNAL ➣ VALLO DAY TWO | SPHERE LATE DAY THREE]

I know even writing here is a longshot but thought it entirely possible there might be another "Ancient Vallo" in place and we're at the stage of trying everything back home.

So if anyone sees this and you're on whatever excursion Vallo has sent you on, a check-in would be most appreciated.

[VALLO NETWORK POST ➣ DAY TWO]

It appears any of us who have the journals from Ancient Vallo should be able to communicate with our missing members, I was checking mine just today as a last-ditch effort and have managed to talk to a few of them now.

Can anything be done with this to help locate them?

rar( rawr )

Hazel and I were trying to help out a family out in the forest that was having a lot of trouble with these things. She's a little injured and so is the family and the things keep coming, blocking us in here.

Can we get an assist?

I've become one of those cliches where I get a girlfriend and then fall off the face of the planet.

Also I need more friends. Who wants to take pity on me? I generally come with wine, karaoke nights, and sassy commentary.


CAROL & PETER

Hey, Peter!

Just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. Do you want to come over and join us for dinner sometime soon?

Hello.

This is a notification to alert everyone that I've officially started a war against Vaxaldan no, shit that's not right.

Vaxoldon?
Isn't there a comma or something in it Vax,il no that looks fucking stupid
Vax* no also dumb
does he have a last name?? Or hasn't had a last name this whole time and I haven't fucking noticed
is it too late to ask someone? Probably
I could google it but that's fucking weird
Stick with what I know

( Shots fired )

He says this is me.

I need everyone to pick sides, now.

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: in the war, not if this looks like me.

Claire's resolution this year has been to eat more sweets and get a pet unicorn. I'm hoping she forgets about both of these things, but also I'm fairly certain this means I'm going to have to be the one that keeps her from achieving her goals because she definitely eats more than enough sweets as it is.

Additionally, if anyone new here has been looking for a job as a hair stylist, the locals have taken over most of Genya's clients, but I'm always happy to teach people the ropes and the proper way to style hair. We can always use a few more people. If anyone just wants to come for a haircut or color, Empress Hair Salon is here for you. We even have the unicorn chair for the kids, which Claire helped design.

[texts to allison]

>> Not sure when I'll be back
>> I went to check on Sabrina and we're just kind of - sitting here
>> This is like the fourth time I've seen her through some kind of heartbreak and I still feel like I'm a bull in a china shop with this stuff



[texts to diego]


>> Probably not going to make it for punching form tonight
>> Just wanted to give you a heads up
>> Also what do you do for the biggest headache known to man?

Beetlejuice starts tomorrow, for anyone who wants to come out and see madness, mayhem, cool-ass puppets, vulgarity, and me locking lips with Loki. Runs until Sunday and I'll happily host a cast/crew party at Skyhold after if we want (hi husbando, surprise).

And in case anyone also wanted to know - popping popcorn in an ice cream bar and oil is a total fucking lie, don't let Tik Tok fool you. I gave that scientific experiment a go and was not pleased with the results.

WHO: Dan & Allison
WHAT: Being grandparents and NOT celebrating Dan's birthday with wild shit (it's actually a home movie theater night and gifts)
WHERE: Their house
WHEN: Tonight!
WARNINGS: Sweetness?
STATUS: Complete

( Being grandparents again was definitely one of those things. )

[Family filter]

I'm not sure how long this is going to last, so what are the chances of getting all of us together? For dinner or brunch or something?

Because according to Ripley we do family meals every so often together and she wants to know when our next one is. And just like with the hellpups I am finding it really hard to say no to my five year old.

So can we do this?

( This is to save you in case you're at work against smol!Diego's language )

Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]