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Yeah so, if any new Skrull or Kree pop in, guess it's kind of obvious after two days that we'd like to know? It's all with good intentions, I swear.



Which I realize is probably something someone with bad intentions would say, but here we are.

BILLY

You have to search Theodore Altman, babe.

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[FILTERED TO THE GUARDIANS]

hey look who I found.



she was tucked away inside knowhere so we should probably give the whole place a once over just in case the big guy or the bug are napping under some rubble. also she says we owe her the "good treats" so if you don't wanna hear her bitching all day I suggest one of you bring something top tier.

oh and I upgraded our sound system. freaking ENJOY.

[Filtered to Defense Team B, sent early morning]

How is everyone feeling today?

I know that with this magical pollution affecting people, along with the trouble with the elementals, it would be selfish in the extreme to take the day for personal reasons, but if we're not short-staffed then I would beg leave to stay home today.

If, however, you're feeling poorly, please stay home to rest.

GUARDIANS.

I am making a trek - by myself - to the grocery store to minimize the chances of theft, violence, and to keep a certain someone from opening a giant bag of candy, climbing into that bag of candy, and then devouring all the contents of that giant bag of candy.

Send me your requests.

alright I got news for you weirdos. did a favor for a guy with a horse's ass and it turns out he's got this old radio station out in the woods. he says I can play some music if I fix it up. and bring my own chair of course. so outlander radio is coming to you starting tomorrow. no you can't make requests. you can tune in to 90.9 and hear the good stuff or you can listen to your own goddamn music. won't make any difference to me.

ETA: scratch that it's playing now. freaking enjoy.

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It's that time of year again, where I sit in my chair here and reflect on one of the holidays that have had the most impact on my life. Back home, of course. If you have a moment, I'll tell you more about it.

Where I'm from, the 4th of July is a day of remembrance, where we reflect on the sacrifices made by our forefathers and the brave men and women who fought valiantly to secure our freedom. It is a day of pride, as we honor the resilience of our nation and the spirit of unity that unites us as Americans.

As Captain America, I have had the honor of witnessing the strength and resilience of the American people. We come from diverse backgrounds, cultures, and beliefs, but on this day, we come together to celebrate as one nation. The 4th of July is a powerful reminder of the unity we can achieve when we set aside our differences and work together for the greater good.

While this day holds immense significance for the United States, its essence transcends borders. The spirit of independence, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness is universal and resonates with all beings, no matter where they come from. It is a spirit that unites us as sentient beings, no matter our origins or the stars from which we hail.

I extend an invitation to join in the celebration of the 4th of July. Today, we stand as a testament to the power of unity, hope, and the unbreakable human spirit. Let this day be a reminder that no matter how far apart our worlds may be, we share a common desire for freedom and peace.

Sam will remind you that it's also my birthday and I believe Sam and Kate’s event is open for anyone interested in joining.

I asked around and there's a parade this weekend for Pride. I know this is unbelievable, but I've never actually seen a real parade. So that's happening. Parties, I bet? Somewhere? As long as there's good music, count me in. Because look, I've seen a LOT in my -cosmic adventures- and Earth is literally the only place where people seem to have a problem with who you love. Or even how you love. It's bullcrap. So this whole event, coming together to celebrate diversity and unity? I'm freaking IN.

This weekend, I'm gonna be a Guardian of the Rainbow. Aw yeah.

Hello! I found Groot! Or I assume they’re Groot because they keep saying “I am Groot” so I guess a really good assumption. They were fighting a bunch of squirrels just now which I totally get. You should see NJ/NY squirrels. No cares in the world, will probably snatch food right out of your hands. But I guess that’s what happens when you have that many people and very little trees.

Anyway, pic for proof!

[attached: a selfie with Groot sitting on her shoulder, both wearing big grins]

June 4th was would have been my one-year wedding anniversary. I will start by saying this: I'm not devastated, and I have obviously not turned half of Vallo into a sitcom starring myself. I am fine. Truly. For those who do not know me, Vallo took away my husband. [...] And then my boyfriend, technically, but he was the boyfriend I had back home that was murdered by Thanos. That is slightly confusing

Anyway, this post is not about grief and I am not alone on this boat. This is more about... hope, I suppose? A lot of us know well how chaotic Vallo's nature is, bringing in the people you love only to take them away later. Or they bring you someone who is not from your world but you bond with them regardless. You learn to love them. Then there is the opportunity to take the plunge into something deeper, and you should. It does not matter what Vallo can do and don't hesitate because of Vallo.

If you want to, then do it. Make the memories. Date that person, marry them, try to make a family if that is what you want. The what if thoughts might always do the worst damage to you than this place could.

That is my one post for the year. Goodbye.



Oh! Iced tea weather. We have a lot of refreshing, fruity blends at my shop. [INSERT ADDRESS HERE hello] Cold tarts as well. We have a wall of books for people to browse there is erotica if you know where to look, and anything on the menu is available for delivery. Tommy will get them to you in less than five seconds. (Is less than five seconds insulting my son's speed? I'm sorry.)

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It is Officially June 1st! Which means it is less than a month left until graduation and official start of summer and MONTHS OF FUN! But more importantly, it is PRIDE MONTH!

I showed up last year in July so I missed this month (holy crap I'm almost here for a year!) but I want to know about everything Vallo does for it. Because I assume it does a lot for it. NICE things of course, not like.. murder hornets or something.

Also, also.. was that not an amazing prom?? Guaranteed it was better than the prom I would have probably had in my high school which isn't shade at my friend, Zoey, but like.. usual public high school budgeting, you know.

Filter: Peter Parker

Hi!

I said it last year, but apparently I have to say it again this year, since people keep asking: there are no oysters in the summer. This is oyster spawning season. If you got oysters now, they would be soupy and disgusting, and you would be preventing future generations of oysters. This also goes for mussels. Get some damned shrimp and scallops and wait for the Month of Harvest September.

While I'm making announcements: Do not waste your time reading The Outlander's Lady by Belladonna Seward. It's clearly written by someone who never stopped to talk to any of us, and the "plot" is just a thin excuse for increasingly dramatic sex.

[Filtered to Thor]
I just spent forty more dollars on plants. This is your fault.

You know, as far as interdimensional adventures go, I think this might be- no, definitely is the best one. Did I have to register myself for money? Sure, I did a lot more for a driver's license. Do I have all my gear? No, but I'm sure I can get more. Does my hip kind of hurt from my landing? Oh yeah.

BUT the people I love are here. Most of them. And the most important one (no offense to the others, you understand). So things are definitely looking up.

Now all I need is a place to get a great burger and life will be perfect.

Oh yeah, sorry. Peter Quill, nice to be here.

tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:

Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.

((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))