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If a troll named Tiny happens to ask where I am, tell him I died in some horribly painful way. That'll make him happy.

Mando, got a job if you're interested.

JOURNAL ENTRY - EVIE, MAZE, MARINA, MANDO, KADY, LUDWID, JESSE, CIRI.

Hi there! For those of you who don't know me, I'm Tina. I'm contacting you all because you're all badasses and I also think you won't gossip. Hopefully.

I need to organize an immediate jail break for Ezekiel Jones. If you don't know him, he's an Outlander and he was just taken by the authorities. Please don't ask too many questions. I would also appreciate it if you did not mention this to Bucky Barnes, and anyone associated with him that's bound to rat me out, because I will never see the light of day again if he finds out.

Basically I need help to do crime. If you have a price, tell me so I can see what I can do.

MANDO

That thing in the forest that's got things spooked? Saw it. Spoke to it. Weirded out by it. Apparently it's just hungry and seems to avoid eating actual people.

VANYA HARGREEVES

Isabela had offered your services for clearing some pollution around this junkyard of an island - would you be up for it? I shut off the mechanics to see if keeping it from spewing crap into the air would be enough for it to eventually clear but the crud is still lingering and thick. I'll pay. Or you can have one of our tanks, I'm flexible.

This is everyone's friendly reminder that you have a day less than a month to secure my birthday presents and plan me an awesome birthday party. Just in case you needed to know...I am counting down and will be super disappointed.

If you need present ideas:

Squishmallows
TsumTsums
POKEMON ANYTHING (except Mr. Mime or Jynx)
COOL HATS!
Pretty much anything Doombot related except I mean the comic character and not the gaming thing.
Snacks
Basically anything awesome.

[FILTERED TO GUARDIANS OF KIDS AT THE OUTLANDER GRADE SCHOOL + BARNS RESIDENTS (Includes everyone in the Xhorhaus)]

Ah- Hello. I believe I have met most of you by now, but I am Caleb Widogast. I co-own Chastity's Nook and am a professor at Geliara Academy. I am one of the guardians of Kiri, if your kids have met her, she is the one in very brightly colored clothes, has a healthy dose of black feathers, and an impressive mimicry vocabulary. I apologize if she taught your child swear words.

Her and Velora have been bugging us for some time to have a "sleepover"? I understand it is not an easy thing to trust everyone, especially people you do not know well. We would like to invite you all over for a large family dinner this coming Saturday evening?

There are several of us in this house and most are fairly responsible adults, so if you find us trustworthy, I am happy to offer our house for the children to spend the night in a giant pillow-fort room. And if you wish to stay as well, I would be happy to magic up some extra accommodations.

Ah- thank you. I probably am overthinking this but Kiri has never had much of a chance to have friends or family until this place, and we're approaching her being with us for a year and I have never been a father-figure before, so-- ja. Anyway.

Anyone seen or heard of anything new out in the forest lately? Something got to my hunt before I could and left one hell of a mess.

Has anyone who has had something vanish on them had it returned yet?

I would say the trade off of ship for droid is less than ideal but if anyone is missing their droid let me know.

So quick question, but who pissed off the Wicked Witch?

Because I found my father's place here and when I went to check it out, it was full of these assholes. They don't come in peace because they're throwing everything they can get their hands on AND bananas at anyone that comes too close to the house.

And yes, they fly.

Hey wildlife sanctuary people, a little help?

Okay, so I signed up for my first Fight Club. I haven't trained with anyone like, ever, I don't eat people so I don't have all the fun wendigo powers, I have some greater-than-average BS like healing and stamina but like, again, I don't eat people so they're not all that great, a murder turkey once kicked my ass and my greatest win to date has been beating the shit out of some punk in the fifth grade who stole my Cool Ranch Doritos.

a) Am I going to die, and b) who's betting on me?

[Fail!Text meant for Chloe - sent to the adult population of Vallo]

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Heads up to anyone in or heading into the forest today, a lot of the animals and creatures seem to be acting fairy skittish and odd. Heard a few farmers talking this morning about seeing something off looking snatching up their chickens.

filtered to luke & siri.
Kid's been acting kind of off today, nervous about something. I don't think he's sick or anything and I'm thinking he might be picking up on whatever the animals are. But was hoping one of you might be up to seeing if you could see if he'd let you in on what's bugging him.

[Private to Obi-Wan, Leia, Poe, Mando, and Cobb]

Back before you all arrived, we had a Temple here, the one from Tython. Unfortunately, Vallo saw fit to take it back, Force only knows why. But that leaves us too scattered for my comfort, and without much of a training or practice area for Grogu or the rest of us. I don't like not having a place for that. As the people here have taught me to say: sue me, I guess.

I've spent barely any of the credits given to me by this place, or my workplace. I would like to use those credits to convert or construct a place for us. Not necessarily a temple, but something that can serve the purpose of home and training grounds all in one. If we build it here, then it should not be taken by Vallo. What do you think?

Mando, don't worry about us. We're doing just fine and hope you're having fun monster hunting.

My daughter told me this morning over breakfast that I am a fake cowboy as I don't have the right moustache. Tuesday night she said she didn't want to play Monopoly Junior because she was tired of winning all the time.

Turns out roasting people might be genetic and I'm reaping my karma in the form of a sassy offspring.

Has anyone misplaced [...] aircraft?

It looks like an upside down manhood with testicles to me, but I'm not saying you're overcompensating doesn't look familiar to me, but even I can recognize a cockpit, escape pod, thruster nozzle and landing gear. And there's a yellow emblem of sorts on the sides.

Precise coordinates upon request.

I also have a nutribullet to give away. You want it, you take it.

Anyone looking to hire a part timer at a bar kind of place? Already employed somewhat, just looking for extra hours. Or something of the sort. Ain't picky.

[MANDO]

That armor I handed over to you back on Tatooine showed up here. Wrapped it up in an trunk nice and safe for the time being but I'm leaving it to you what to do with it.

Where's the magic group on what's going on? Theories? Plans? I know Sabrina mentioned there was a Vallo coven and I know about the schools, but is anyone actively trying to do something about the people taken? I went back to see if anyone posted about it, but couldn't find anything. I have some experience in taking people away from their home worlds, if I can help.

[ FILTERED TO BUCKET HEAD MANDO ]
Couldn't find Cobb yesterday. He gone?

I started researching unicorns. I regret everything.

Are things always this interesting around here?

FILTERED TO SIRI:

There is something I'd like to discuss with you if you have a moment.

FILTERED TO LEONARDO:

I heard you have a school for young children?

I haven't seen one giant bug today. Is it over? Are the streets free of bugs and guts? I ruined my only good pair of shoes stepping in something vaguely acidic and I'm a little over it.

[ FILTERED TO DARYL DIXON ]
So about the other ni-