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Mar. 28th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Broooooooooooooooooos I'm super hyped after watching Sir David Attenborough narrate a sea lion v. school of sardines battle, and when I get hyped it's time to create. I've thrown down a shit ton of tarps in the front of the Haus (sorry bros) and I'm looking for the following items for a piece.

--An empty soy sauce bottle (Kikoman only, preferably low sodium)
--Playing cards but ONLY 8 of Clubs, Queen of Diamonds, and 5 of hearts
--Jar of peanut butter. If I get chunky, then I need raspberry jam. Smooth = grape jelly.
--A toilet brush (clean, bros)
--A maneki-neko (beckoning cat, but often called lucky cats. Also, not all of them have the waving arm, wild, right?)
--Butterfly clips, preferably glitter.
--It might be too late for candy canes but I'm holding out hope
--5 limes
--marbles (cat's eye, blue dolphin, and steely)
--Does anyone remember Pogs? like, a shit ton of Pogs. Slammers included.
--A fitted sheet but, and I cannot stress this enough, in cool tones only.
--a monocle
--Pringles cans (sour cream and onion only)

I think that's all for now. Thanks bros, this is going to be fucking legit when it's done.

Mar. 1st, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
[Filtered to Jack, Bitty, and Lardo]
First Shitty, then Nursey, now Dex. Did Haus get cursed and we did not realize? I am not joking, that seems like it could be real thing here.
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[Filtered to Solaire]
How would you know if place has curse on it?
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[Filtered to Viktor, in Russian]
Hey! You said you missed the food from back home, yeah? There's a great restaurant in the city, Ozero, that has pelmeni and pickles that will take you right back to your granny's kitchen. It's run by a bunch of rusalky, but they're cool. (According to Miss Anja, rusalky are just victims of bad PR. Don't get her started on The Church unless you want to hear a whole epic rant.)
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Feb. 23rd, 2022


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic

Journals! Vallo Day 3


[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Alright, so I think that smashing things had some real fucking success because when I went to the Underground to punch the fuck out of something to work, there's some goddamn like, cabinet thing outside.

With my track record of finding shit, I'm going to guess this is important.

Or I'll smash it, whatever.

And in spite of being around (and selling, I'm fucking amazing at selling who knew? Me.) magical shit the other day, I don't know what the fuck it does.

So you all in wherever the fuck you are look for a cabinet-cupboard thing and we'll see if you're supposed to get out that way or some shit?

I volunteer to throw a knife or Vax into it.

Also someone tell me how my idiot protege and my idiot brother are.

Feb. 1st, 2022


[info]badasswings
[info]valloic

[info]badasswings
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]badasswings
[info]valloic
Does anyone else have a TV series or movie they love from their world, but just doesn't seem to exist here?

I've bee digging for More Bones, the spin-off of Bones since I got here with no luck at all. Woke up this morning and the complete series was sitting on my shelf.

It's the greatest TV series out there. This is not open for debate or criticism.

Jan. 27th, 2022


[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic

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[info]whoareyu
[info]valloic
hey, morgan here

i'm alive (thanks hannah) but i'm having kind of a hard time holding a form right now

so i'm not gonna be at any of my works today

also can someone please tell me where murderbot is sitting in rest mode? i'd like to visit

Jan. 24th, 2022


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
See, this is why I prefer space stations to planets. You never just come across unexpected flora and fauna in a space station, and if you do, congratulations, your shit's fucked (see: Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Ale-- you know what, the whole damn series). But now we're on a planet, and we don't know what all is on it, and then it's just a neverending symphony of "what the shit is thaaaaaaat". Even planets that have been explored for centuries are always turning up new species like the worst game of whack-a-mole ever.

Sigh. Targets acquired. Stay safe, unless you're a capitalist. See you fuckers on the flipside.

Jan. 18th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Pulled myself out from my pile of blankets, brownies, and nature documentaries ( <3 Samwell bros) to make mugs.

Lardo obviously did not make these, an Etsy store called CreatureCups did, I'll put in a link because they're really cute and I want all of them )

Dec. 1st, 2021


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
Seasons greetings motherfuckers. Torunn's mead post reminded me that I wrote this last year:
As we near the holiday season, I'll remind you:
  • Do not drink too much.
    • Because I know you will, as (most) of you are human and stupid, and drinking too much is how you demonstrate cheer without having to rely on creativity, when you drink too much and you are worried about getting home...
  • Contact me to get you there safely.
  • I am responsible, discreet, and used to having humans leak mysterious fluids of all kinds on me.
  • I will ensure that you reach home without incident and will annoy you until you drink at least three glasses of water.
  • Unless:
    • You want to talk about your feelings, my feelings, or some other person's feelings. I don't care.
    • You hit on me, flirt with me, or touch me inappropriately. I find human sexual interaction disgusting AF.
    • You insult me or behave rudely. I don't fucking put up with that. This is a free service. Behave like something better than your species.
    • Only the hockey humans may call me Murderbro. This is law.
  • Thank you and stay safe.
    • Unless I don't like you, in which case, die in a snowbank.
It all still applies. Don't fuck yourself up this holiday season or I'll do it for you. And a happy New Year.

Nov. 27th, 2021


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS every time is hockey time but especially tomorrow because our very own Outlander Raptors are playing the Vallo Vipers! We got it all, a D-line that I think could defend literally anything (especially if there were knives involved) and IF on the OFF chance something gets by them, we got the best damn goalie ever, literally, a goddamn brick wall of a goalie. But hey, that's not all, our offensive players are magic on ice (and I'm not just talking about Shitty's flow and 'stache or Lena's lipstick) and make plays happen where there by all reason and logic be none.

(Pst, I heard this game will feature the return of Canada's Sweetheart Jack Bittle-Zimmermann)

And in case that doesn't sell you, our mascot is named fucking T-Wrecks and is a dinosaur I mean, COME ON.

So come and bring signs and the one that makes me laugh the most will get a prize.

Nov. 24th, 2021


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
It's not a month in Vallo if I don't fear for my life at least once, is it??

Is anybody else being stalked by their college mascot or is this some kind of shapeshifter feeding on my worst nightmares?

wellie the well is stalking you under the cut )

Nov. 17th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
Uh Hey. It's Jack. So uh- we're doing a fundraiser next month for the Youth Hockey teams of Vallo - it's a big joint thing with all the teams, Outlanders and Vallo natives both. It's Outdoors, at a big open skate at the winter rink they set up in the main city park, so bring yourselves and your kids. There's going to be games and food and Bitty's pie, and everything raised goes towards equipment and upkeep and funds that keep costs low for the kids and their families.

Anyway, yeah. Oh! December 11th. It's an all-day thing, I think? And if you want to volunteer to run a booth or set up a table of things to sell, uhhh let me know and I'll get you in touch with our coordinator? Which is clearly not me, haha.

[FILTERED TO BITTY]
Hey. Can we talk?

Oct. 20th, 2021


[info]likeido
[info]valloic

[info]likeido
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]likeido
[info]valloic
What's everyone doing on Sunday? The only right answer is coming to the hockey game.

haus filter.
It's Wednesday. Wednesday is usually Charlie kicks everyone butt at board games night and I don't see why I can't continue to do that here. 7pm in the living room, if you dare.

Oct. 15th, 2021


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic
Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]
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Oct. 4th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey y'all! Exciting news! I know, you're thinking I already shared the fall pie menu—I did!— and it's still available through November! But even better is that hockey season starts in just three weeks! Our home game opener is Sunday, October 24th at Faber, and I'd love to see y'all there cheering us on against the Elvish Eagles, our mortal enemies.

Our team has been working so hard, and it would mean the world for y'all to come out and support them. Of course, if you want to join in on the ice, experience is not necessary! There is still time! You can sign up here! And I'll ask Jack to make your conditioning practice easy so we don't scare y'all off! ♥



[ooc: this is also the reminder that if any of your future kids want to play/be on the team for this game, please sign them up on this too!]

Sep. 22nd, 2021


[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[info]secunit
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]secunit
[info]valloic
I thought it relevant to state that Morgan is a cat now, so if you have any problems with Tag!, bother me directly and if I like you I'll fix them.

Sep. 18th, 2021


[info]notdick
[info]valloic

[info]notdick
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]notdick
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF ADAM & RONAN (but not Adam and Ronan]
There's no way Adam and Ronan want a traditional engagement party, so I had the idea of turning the Barns property into a giant paintball tournament for an afternoon.

But with wooden and cardboard structures of things important to them as blockades and targets and forts. The BMW, some sort of mockup of tarot cards, maybe Ronan's face for fun, etc.

Is anyone willing to help me with this? We'll need to do all of the building and painting away from the Barns since I'd like this to be a surprise (as much of a surprise that's possible when one of the grooms is psychic, anyway). My office at Monmouth is available out of school hours, and possibly Sydney and Jesse's house since it's nearby. Anyone else have space available?

I'm thinking Sunday the 26th for this, unless we have to push it off to the 3rd. Adam sleeps in a little and Ronan goes to church, and Matthew can distract him if we need a little extra time for setting up.

[GANGSEY]
If anyone was curious, the Pig suffered bear & ball damages. A few scratches and dents, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

Sep. 13th, 2021


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS. Bitty gave a shoutout not all that long ago, but this is a reminder that you haven't signed up for hockey and are interested in playing, to let him know. It's wicked fun, no one gives a shit if you haven't played before, just show up ready to work and have a boss ass time.

(But if you're fast as hell, all the better, because ISTG the Elvish Eagles are actual blurs on skates)

As Manager all of the organizational 'stuff' concerning the team falls to me. It's fun because hockey bros are seriously the best bros, and armed with a label maker and a clipboard, I can run the world. Recently, Eric Bittle-Zimmermann, in all of his genius, suggested that the team may need an Assistant Equipment Manager.

(Please note: one can replace our Assistant Manager/Murderer Murderbot, officially the Assistant Manager/Murderer of the team and of our hearts)

After a long brainstorming session over chocolate chip cookies that I think sent me back to the magic of my first Christmas they were that good, we came up with a series of competitions that seem pointless but serve a much deeper meaning and also have an elaborate scoring system.

Lardo and Bitty Proudly Present: Game of Games )

The person with the highest score ultimately gets the position and the glory that comes with being Assistant Equipment Manager (including your own personal hockey nickname and a one time beer pong tournament bye to the second round) but we all win because Bitty promised baked goods to all competitors.

Questions, comments, concerns, and compliments may be directed to me.

Sep. 4th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey y'all! I'm going to make this a quick little update because I know everyone's getting ready in your fancy dress for the charity event tonight (make sure you bid!) But I know it's September and fall is on the horizon, so that means our fall menu is back and ready for orders! (And yes, Thurvishar, the PSL pie is back! ♥)

We'll be switching out a couple more classic staples and savory pies throughout the upcoming months but just know I have y'all covered!

Also, don't forget that hockey season starts back up in October! For those of you who loved it and want to keep yourself on the team, we'll start practices at the end of September and Jack will run y'all through conditioning! If you ever wanted to learn how to play, we take everyone and anyone of any skill set! No judgment! You can sign up here!

See y'all tonight! ♥

Sep. 2nd, 2021


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
[Filtered away from Nursey]

So, uh. What's the best really good date location in Vallo for somebody who doesn't have a ton of money for expensive restaurants? Asking for a friend who possibly looks the same as me, if you happen to see him checking out said places.

I know there's a few, but every time I try to look something seems to happen so I figured I'd ask the masses and hopefully I'm not just cursed?

Aug. 17th, 2021


[info]yochill
[info]valloic

[info]yochill
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]yochill
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO CAST OF THE ADDAMS FAMILTY & HAUS RESIDENTS]
YO, I know it's crazy last minute but black & white cast party at the Haus tomorrow night? Bitty's offered to bake if that sways your vote (it should, if you have any taste buds whatsoever, but I'm not here to judge). I was thinking we could put up a projector on the side of the Haus, play some of the old tv show. Or you can just come to get trashed on tub juice. #liveyourbestlife

Just don't show up to opening night looking like microwaved meatloaf.

Edited to add: Or we could do it after closing night and pretend I'm not an idiot who got excited to throw a party with an Addams Family theme? Tell me what you guys want here.