vallo

Does anyone want an angel garden gnome?



And now there's four, one of whom is nude. I'm going back to bed.

I thought we were cool, Vallo!!!

( Read more... )

⚐︎🙵♋︎⍓︎📪︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ⧫︎♓︎❒︎♏︎♎︎ □︎♐︎ ♌︎♏︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ◻︎❒︎♏︎♑︎■︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎📬︎ 👍︎♋︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♌︎♋︎♌︎⍓︎ ◻︎●︎♏︎♋︎⬧︎♏︎ ♍︎□︎❍︎♏︎ □︎◆︎⧫︎ ♋︎●︎❒︎♏︎♋︎♎︎⍓︎✍︎ ✌︎■︎♎︎ ⬧︎♒︎◆︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎ ◆︎◻︎📪︎ ✋︎ 🙵■︎□︎⬥︎ ✋︎🕯︎❍︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♎︎◆︎♏︎ ◆︎■︎⧫︎♓︎●︎ ♋︎●︎❍︎□︎⬧︎⧫︎ ✌︎◆︎♑︎◆︎⬧︎⧫︎📬︎

☜︎❄︎✌︎🖳︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♋︎♍︎⧫︎◆︎♋︎●︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 ♓︎⬧︎ ♒︎♋︎◻︎◻︎♏︎■︎♓︎■︎♑︎

⬥︎♒︎⍓︎ ♍︎♋︎■︎🕯︎⧫︎ ✋︎ ⧫︎⍓︎◻︎♏︎ ☜︎■︎♑︎●︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎

🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎✍︎✍︎✍︎

( Read more... )

I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

I need to confirm something I saw on this. The Library of Alexandria, it's here?

[ooc: because ed refuses to know how to work his device, this is meant to be a video post, italics are what speech to text overheard while he's talking to himself]



Someone's been on my ship. There'd better not being anything fucking missing or I'll cut off their toes.

Chasing after the Cloak, who is chasing after a bunch of snowballs with faces is pretty normal for Vallo, I think. But Vishanti's sake.

Also sudden dumps of new mental letters from home are annoying - who else has experienced those? Has it changed you here? I mean physically. Besides the 'well, thanks for the new trauma' change.

Additionally, I'm looking for someone to spar with. I do my katas every morning but practicing with a quarterstaff has fallen by the wayside. If anyone's interested, let me know. I can bring us to the Mirror Dimension or wherever else.

filtered to friends and family:

Wanda and I set a date for the wedding. It will happen on June 4th, atop our favorite mountain that we sort of broke again after we fucked on-- and we'll have a portal or two open to help people get there, but we don't anticipate the entirety of Vallo. We just would like our friends and family to join us for the ceremony and also for a reception back at the Sanctum afterward.

filtered to kate danvers, specifically:

Soooooo.

So about that thing where you can disappear and then show back up here? Yeah. It's weird.

What did I miss?

Hey, you want to know what sucks? Pregnancy growing pains. You know what I didn't have to deal with the first time? This bullshit, because I slept right through it. My hips fucking hurt, you guys. 😭 AMA

DOC HOLLIDAY, I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT.

I'm not sure where I lost you but I'm challenging you to throwdown at the Frontier Shootin' Arcade.

[GROUP TEXTS TO THE HOMESTEAD + RAYLAN, PRUE, AND SYDNEY]

» I don't want to waste the fact that Disney is here.
» And since I'm pretty sure all of our parents sucked, I think we should go.
» The girls will like it, at least.

We have approximately 18 people missing, as far as we're able to account for. I'll post the list below so we can continue to double-check and fill in blanks as needed.

We're unsure of exactly where they're at, but the tech group has put together a [VIDEO FEED] that you can follow along with by keeping track. Everyone is wearing masks, and there are far more than our 18 in this feed, so we can't be sure who is who just yet. If you have trouble viewing the feed, Mei and Morgan can troubleshoot.

( Usernames + Missing List )

If there's anyone not on these lists but are missing, please let us know at the DOA immediately.

ETA: We received word that Colt didn't show up for work - does anyone know him well?

[OOC: Please assume there's just a link to the corresponding video feeds linked above!]

Where's my dad????

So missing:
Lucifer Morningstar
Fjord
Lizzie Saltzman
Sara Lance
Blue
Prue Halliwell
Sydney Clarke
Stephen Strange
Wanda Maximoff
Leon Orcot

I grew up in a household where pets weren't really a thing unless they were on loan to look better in family pictures. I didn't really live at home for long anyway, but I never considered myself much of an animal person from lack of association.

And then Ronan Lynch came into my life with a tiny dreamed raven cupped in his hands. Now I live on a giant farm filled with animals of wonder and magic and there's more happiness in a tiny corner of this place than I think there was ever was in the estate I grew up in.

But anyway all of that was a lot of sappiness (I'm not sorry, Ronan) to mention that at the adoption event I - we - ended up with Chorizo. He's about five, a little shy, loves Blue's knitting, and likes being carried around by Opal.

( Cut for Pic )

While signing Willa up for little league I ended up volunteering to coach one of the teams. If you have a kid that wants to play, let me know.

If you have a business that would like to sponsor the team, get your name on the t-shirts, still looking for that as well.

I didn't even get to go to another world, I want a refund. Just home and then back here? It couldn't have been some cool space world? Infinite Disney World Land? At least if magic is going to yank my chain around it could add in some nice travel benefits and pretty backdrops.

I decided I would read some nonfiction, do some learning, you know? But because this is Vallo, I am not sure if this book is put on wrong shelf in library, or if books just fall in from very weird worlds sometimes.

Title: The Mad Scientific Method
Author: Franz Beetle, Tyrant of Beetleburg
Publisher: Paris Institute of the Extraordinary Press

The chapters are:
1. Introduction
2. Experience a Spark of Genius
3. Demand Answers from the Universe
4. Maniacal Cackling
5. Violate Laws of God and Man
6. Escape Angry Mob
7. Show Them! Show Them All!
8. Bibliography

I guess "Show them All!" is one way to say "share results with scientific community," but I'm not sure it is good way to do that.

So what do we think? Misplaced humor, or somewhere there is world where mad science is standardized and we got their book?

Do you identify as a woman? Do you want to bang other women, and/or be romantic with other women? Doesn't have to be full-time, even. Come to Gideon Nav's (me!) Queer Women + Swords, which I am opening up to include people who identify as men --- just kidding, keep moving, men, MOVE ALONG -- but to include women who wield alternate weapons to swords! So if you poison with antique rings, blow up people's heads with magic, or I don't know, trip people, COME TO QUEER WOMEN AND SWORDS. It's happening Sunday afternoon. We're going to try to find that weird Italian restaurant in the woods that's never in the same place twice, eat garlic knots, and maybe fight one another, not sure. Keeping it open.

RSVP or RIP.