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Oct. 18th, 2021


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic
Good morning. It's possible Alexis and I came home to extra pets because of this timeslip nonsense. In case these animals are proper residents who somehow got lost and wandered into Skyhold, however:

This clever boy is a very good walker and accompanied Calenhad and I on our usual patrol of the Skyhold perimeter this morning.

This tiny nuisance, on the other hand, refused to leave my lap for all of yesterday evening and did her level best to wedge herself between myself and Alexis overnight.

The orange demon yells and demands constant attention. It is still less difficult than when David and Alexis were temporarily cats, as it cannot use the network.

If these belong to someone, do let me know. Otherwise, based on how affectionate the animals are with us, I will assume that these are our future children, as it were, and will treat them accordingly until Vallo sees fit to send them back where they belong. If any of you future sorts recognize them, that would also be helpful - I'd love to have names to use while they're here.

(OOC: Anyone from the future may feel free to recognize the critters as Dane, Abomination/Abby, and Lord Admiral Waffles MacFluffleton/Waffles, respectively)

Oct. 7th, 2021


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

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[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Hellooooooo Vallo! Who is super pumped after beating up killer robot farm animals for the past however many days??

...wow, that sentence doesn't even sound that weird to me.

Anyway! I'll let all you warriors get back to that post-haste (now we know where they're spewing from?? Yay you!) but first: It's me, Alexis Rose, announcing that I'll be throwing my blonde bestie Eleanor Shellstrop a fabulous birthday party on October 14th. We're going to the Bacchanal, which is a totally decadent buffet with seafood - so yes, crab legs and peel-and-eat shrimp, hearty clam chowder, and fresh sushi! Just meet there around 7 and after we need to be rolled out, we'll be hitting up Movies Under the Stars - Vallo City's park is showing Coco, so bring your friends and your kids and your tissues and be prepared to cry a lot. There will be cake too!

Any questions, let moi know!

Oct. 6th, 2021


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic
Don't come near Skyhold unarmed or unarmored - we've got mechanical bastard mountain lions that turn almost perfectly invisible. They also shoot pulses of light that hit like burning arrows - they won't kill you in one shot, but they hurt like the fist of the Maker. Calenhad and I brought two down, but I've no way of telling if there are any others about, so if anyone would like to join me in a patrol of the area, I'd appreciate the help.

Sep. 23rd, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

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[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
So. Taking advantage of a moment where I have thumbs... Have any other involuntary shapeshifters figured out how to resist the urge to chase any and all small rodents? It's like a compulsion and it's proving very inconvenient. Tips would be appreciated.

[Leon]
Never tell anyone about this or you're fired. Especially Alexis. Alexis can never hear of this. I just suddenly stopped being a cat while up a very tall tree in the park near the Apothecary and I'm pretty sure this branch is not made to support a human of my size for that long. Can you find a ladder? Time is of the essence. I will give you a raise.

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
help


it has been ten minutes since i last ate

DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ME

Sep. 22nd, 2021


[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic

[info]betheirshield
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[info]betheirshield
[info]valloic
If anyone who has turned into a cat can read this, feel free to come to Papa's Pride! I have cat armor if you feel in danger, but I've also set up several platforms to lay on and soak up rays of sun, as well as a pile of catnip toys and I'll even set out saucers of cream. And all the scritches you can handle!

Sep. 15th, 2021


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
WHO: Leon & Alexis (with David)
WHAT: A case of mistaken booty
WHERE: Rose Apothecary
WHEN: Backdated to September 7th
WARNINGS: Not really!
STATUS: Complete

He managed, somehow, to prevent disaster on his first day here. )

Sep. 13th, 2021


[info]howdare
[info]valloic

[info]howdare
[info]valloic

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[info]howdare
[info]valloic
Good-bye, Cleo.

Aug. 23rd, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
Right. So I had literally no intention of seeking out a roommate, but I’ve just found myself with an offer on a townhouse and no one to help pay for it. I could back out of it, sure, but it’s a nice place and I happen to still want it. Four bedrooms, three full baths and a powder room, one full kitchen and a kitchenette.

If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll send you an application to fill out. Full disclosure; pets are basically an automatic no. Don’t bother asking for the application if you’ve got a persian cat. If it sheds, it has no place in my home.

[Alexis]
So… I know this place went to hell recently but I didn’t want to seem like I still don’t trust you to take care of yourself so I’ve just been quietly freaking out with worry for like half a month and- How’s it going? After that whole... magic thing?

Jul. 31st, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

Texts to Alexis Rose


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
[A series of texts sent in quick succession at roughly 3 AM] )

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[info]justcullen
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]justcullen
[info]valloic
This is the face of a creature who successfully completed his last day of official therapy dog training.



Calenhad is justifiably quite pleased with himself. Please feel free to congratulate him with pats and treats, should you be in the neighborhood of Skyhold today.


[Filtered to Dorian]
Max just told me the news. I'm sorry, my friend. Should you need the distraction of chess or sparring, I am available.
[/filter]

[Filtered to Atreus]
I like to believe we have become friends over the time we've known each other, so I wanted to let you know that I don't consider that to have changed simply because you and Dorian are no longer involved, no more than things changed when Max and Dorian parted ways. I expect our paths will cross less frequently, but I thought it important to say that I think no ill of you.
[/filter]

Jul. 25th, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
Um. Hi. I’ve realized that my initial post here wasn’t particularly inviting, and I thought it might be a good idea to try it again.

I’m David Rose. Some of you apparently know me. A lot of you know my sister, Alexis. I no longer totally believe that you’re a cult.

So you can consider this my official introduction.

[DOA Members]
I apologize for insisting that you were all actors. I’m also not a vampire despite what I may have put on my registration form. I obviously didn’t believe that the form was serious when I filled it out. I’m also not 26, but-

[Rose Apothecary Staff & Associates]
I literally know nothing about any of you except for the fact that someone makes pies. Please, introduce yourselves. I plan to visit my store soon and I would like to know who and what to expect.

[Alexis]
Was that completely horrific? I am not used to dealing with this many people so… positively.

[Cleo]
I seriously do still want to know more about that blackmarket fish salesman. I keep thinking about it.

Jul. 23rd, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
David Rose, Alexis Rose & Thor Odinson
Thursday | Near Yogurt Yoghurt Yogurté | Complete

David is in Vallo. Cicadas exist.
General anxiety and panic attacks, will adjust if anything else comes up.
Read more... )

Jul. 22nd, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
Okay. So I know I was complaining about my utterly, tragically forgotten birthday but that was not a hint that I wanted the most complicated surprise theme party in history. I’m both disturbed and impressed by the attention to detail and the devotion the actors portraying the government officials have to their craft. Great work. Fantastic work.

I would like to know what kind of drugs were used to convince me that I had gone from walking into Cafe Tropical to falling right the fuck out of a giant rock that would probably make the healing crystal crowd literally just drop dead out of sheer joy. That explanation seems to still be escaping me. Anyone care to break character long enough to enlighten me?

Please, dear God, enlighten me. I refuse to accept the alternative. This is not real.

[An addition, added several minutes later]

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PSYCHOPATH MAKES A FAKE BUG THAT BIG?

WHY DOES THE FAKE BUG LOOK SO REAL?

I NEED A LIGHTER SO I CAN SELF IMMOLATE THANKS.

Jul. 18th, 2021


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]tuzzah
[info]valloic
If there was anyone who still needed to be convinced that Margo throws the best parties, there it is!

Also, ALEXIS, thank you so much! That is all!

Filter: Margo, Julia, Eliot, Quentin
Okay, so I am picking you all to talk to about this because I decided if there's anyone who might be able to help me some, it would be you and also you're my closest friends here. So here it goes. Confession time.

I don't want to be a werewolf anymore! I don't want to restrict myself from things I really want to do like have sex with someone. Because I really do but this feels restrictive and Josh seemed to be handling it just fine so I thought I would be too.

So. Please tell me there's a way I can get rid of it.

Jul. 17th, 2021


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

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[info]thundering
[info]valloic
Thank you for arranging a great evening last night, Alexis! I had a very good time on my dates :)

Who is going to Fight Club and/or the Ball tonight? I will be spectating at the matches, but am looking for dance partners for the masquerade.

Jul. 14th, 2021


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
Alexis, I think I found one of your mother's wigs.

Jul. 13th, 2021


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Okay, so for all who signed up for speed dating - yay! We'll see you on Friday at Dorian's Gray Room, around 7:30. Katherine and me will check you in and then at 8:00, the rounds start! There will be plenty of cool drinks available and 20s fashions to rock thanks to (trumpet fanfare) MAGIC. Any questions? Let moi know!

Also I guess this place must think I miss my mom or something because one of her wigs showed up in bed with me and Cullen this morning and I think I gave him a heart attack because my scream was deafening but - at first it looked like a dead possum (if a dead possum had green corkscrew curls - not sure which one this is, Maureen maybe??), so you can't blame me. Like. So weird.

Either way, I now can't take it off so that's fun.

Jul. 4th, 2021


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
Friends! Vallo denizens! Booty callers and callees! The time has come, officially, for Booty Camp: The Sequel - or as I like to call it, A Bee's Knees Bull Session.

I call it that because the theme is roaring 20s - so roll on up in your hot boiler, grab your giggle water, and get ready for a little gum-bumping hotsy-totsy! Our next speed dating event will be held at Dorian's Gray Room on July 16th, starting at 8:00 PM! Plenty of drink specials available, and upon arriving you'll be directed into the speakeasy room where, if you didn't wear a rip-roaring 20s outfit, don't worry! ~Magic~ will ensure that your threads change for you! It'll go back to normal when you leave, btw, or when you meet someone and head home to rip your clothes off each other.

There's a $10 registration fee like last time, and proceeds will go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic again! Those poor employees sure do deserve a vacation, right? It's been a time.

Any questions? Just let moi know. Can't wait to see you there~

OOC )

Jul. 2nd, 2021


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[info]celebutante
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]celebutante
[info]valloic
WHO: Lois & Alexis
WHAT: Beach trip! And Alexis solicits speed dating input
WHERE: Someplace sunny with lots of sand
WHEN: This past weekend (Sunday, probably)
WARNINGS: Nothing untoward going on here
STATUS: Complete

With the temperatures rising, bringing out the worse moods in some and a broken AC in the Gazette’s office, it really had been the perfect time to get away from the city. )