My name is Nick Miller and I am not a proud man.
I live in a tree, I haven't eaten anything but berries in the last two days, I'm almost sure the river water I drank is the reason why my stomach hurts right now.
And now there's a bear circling the base of the tree I call home. I don't think it's a great climber because it hasn't tried to come up yet. But I think this will change once it senses the fact that I am in no way equipped to fight it.
Track my phone, I know someone put a bug on it so you could. Take me away to he experimented on if you want. I don't care. Just don't let this bear get me.