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I just had the weirdest dream.

EMBER'S BALLS THIS IS SO DAMN NERVE-WRACKING, I WANT TO STOP WATCHING BUT THAT WILL GIVE ME MORE ANXIETY.

Showed up in Atlantis at 17.

Got a memory dump that put me over 18 a few months later.

Showed up here a few months after that but right before my birthday, two years ago now.

Last year nothing eventful happened, had a regular birthday.

Got booted back home a few months ago, came back with 6 months back home but only 3 months passed here, the week before my birthday.

How old am I? This is like the weirdest fucked up riddle.

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Fuck it. That is all. Or if you feel inclined, tell me a secret.

I would have appreciated a reminder that sometimes, Vallo likes to download new memories into your head when you're otherwise doing okay mentally. Such a flawed design plan of this universe.

Dear friends of Clint Barton: I apologize for trying to kill him.

Kate Bishop, where the hell are you? And also, did you really have to cut down that beautiful Rockefeller tree?

I know it's been a rough weekend, but I hope everyone's having a happier Tuesday.

On that note, I'll be working with Enki Coven to hold a Holi celebration on MageNet grounds. Holi is the celebration of the eternal and divine love of Radha Krishna as well as the triumph of good over evil. It has been known as the "Festival of Love," the "Festival of Colours," and the "Festival of Spring." More practically, it is ushering in the arrival of spring, the blossoming of love, as well as a time to meet others to forgive and forget in order to repair broken relationships.

The celebrations start on the 17th at sunset, with Holika Dahan. We will burn a bonfire signifying the defeat of the demoness Holika. As it will be full of religious ceremonies and prayers, it will be a closed ceremony. However, if you are interested in observing respectfully, I can talk to the Enki Elders about allowing you access!

On March 18th, we will hold Rangwali Holi, which is open to all! This is a free-for-all festival of colours, where everyone can throw coloured powered at each other. There will also be water guns and water balloons full of colour on offer and anyone and everyone is fair game. Friend or stranger, rich or poor, man or woman, children, and elders. While we're constricting our celebrations to MageNet grounds (please avoid bombarding the interior MageNet buildings with colour), it wouldn't be surprising to see people on the streets attacking each other with powder.

It will go on from morning to afternoon, with a catered buffet for breakfast and lunch. Then a more formal sit down dinner will occur on the grounds, where you dress up in your finest.

I hope to see many of you Outlanders there!

( Saving your flist! )

To whom would I speak if I suspect there has been some sort of error with my financial accounts?

Fuck it, I'm not missing Encanto Oculto again SO.

Keep mid April free if you want to indulge in a week long party on the beach full of booze, drugs, and sex. Everything's opt in or opt out, no one's forcing you to do shit. 21+ only, regalos expected (RIP Bacchus, my bad).

[ FILTERED TO NANDOR ]
Hey Persian Frank Zappa, you free? I need to reup my cash flow situation for this party and I have an asshole we can relieve of some gold and gems this weekend.

I'm looking for someone who is willing to do some astral projection with me. I'll do the spell, I just need a co-traveller to do some exploring with me. Doesn't have to be a witch. Willing to bribe with cookies.

Comment here if you felt personally attacked by those goddamn puzzles.

As entertaining as waking up with more new people is, Sabrina, where are you and did she pull some shit again?

[ANCIENT JOURNAL ➣ VALLO DAY TWO | SPHERE LATE DAY THREE]

I know even writing here is a longshot but thought it entirely possible there might be another "Ancient Vallo" in place and we're at the stage of trying everything back home.

So if anyone sees this and you're on whatever excursion Vallo has sent you on, a check-in would be most appreciated.

[VALLO NETWORK POST ➣ DAY TWO]

It appears any of us who have the journals from Ancient Vallo should be able to communicate with our missing members, I was checking mine just today as a last-ditch effort and have managed to talk to a few of them now.

Can anything be done with this to help locate them?

I didn't even get to go to another world, I want a refund. Just home and then back here? It couldn't have been some cool space world? Infinite Disney World Land? At least if magic is going to yank my chain around it could add in some nice travel benefits and pretty backdrops.

Anyone want my candlestick with the sexy French accent as their Valentine date? He'll really light your fire.



I'm kidding, please don't date Lumiere. I don't want to third wheel carry him around.

So. Like. If you're in the forest today and see a random white horse near any water please stay away from it. I'm pretty sure she's going to try and drown you.

I'm working on getting her into my forest.

PSA: IF YOU SEE THIS CAT, REMAIN AT LEAST SIX FEET AWAY. ONLY PET IF APPROACHED.



I say this for the sake of your continued physical existence and mental well-being, people. Trust me.

Edit to clarify: Goose (the above cat) is with me right now, but she does do her own thing most of the time. She's friendly, just give her space to come to you, and you're good. She doesn't like to be surprised, and she has to judge you before deciding you're cool.

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE, TONY STARK & LENA LUTHOR]

Which one of you want to help me create some sort of force field around Goose? And maybe some sort of giant holographic "BEWARE OF CAT" sign that comes out of her collar when someone gets too close.

I've become one of those cliches where I get a girlfriend and then fall off the face of the planet.

Also I need more friends. Who wants to take pity on me? I generally come with wine, karaoke nights, and sassy commentary.


CAROL & PETER

Hey, Peter!

Just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. Do you want to come over and join us for dinner sometime soon?

Sup, Vallo.

Since BILLY thinks my name for my freelance delivery service is shit, I'm taking suggestions. I'm faster than DoorDash, GrubHub, and Postmates combined. You need same-day delivery? How about same SECOND delivery?

Nothing stupid or I'm vetoing it immediately.

Hello.

This is a notification to alert everyone that I've officially started a war against Vaxaldan no, shit that's not right.

Vaxoldon?
Isn't there a comma or something in it Vax,il no that looks fucking stupid
Vax* no also dumb
does he have a last name?? Or hasn't had a last name this whole time and I haven't fucking noticed
is it too late to ask someone? Probably
I could google it but that's fucking weird
Stick with what I know

( Shots fired )

He says this is me.

I need everyone to pick sides, now.

IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION: in the war, not if this looks like me.