Sep. 21st, 2020 at 11:27 AM
[Left in the suggestion box at the DOA. There are several badly drawn cows and cowboy hats on them. They all have angry faces. There's also one flying cow with pterodactyl wings.]
To The Powers That Be Who Definitely Don't Read This, Even if The Cool Vampire Chick Does:
There have been like THREE more cowboys. At least. And only one kinda maybe cowgirl. No actual cows. What the shit?
And then there's so many people screwing off to nowheresville. Get your shit together or hire someone who can do the job. I've got reasonable rates and I could totally just rando pick people to show up here from a pool and do better.
But whatever. Cowgirls. Get on it.
Sincerely,
A Still Concerned Citizen
To The Powers That Be Who Definitely Don't Read This, Even if The Cool Vampire Chick Does:
There have been like THREE more cowboys. At least. And only one kinda maybe cowgirl. No actual cows. What the shit?
And then there's so many people screwing off to nowheresville. Get your shit together or hire someone who can do the job. I've got reasonable rates and I could totally just rando pick people to show up here from a pool and do better.
But whatever. Cowgirls. Get on it.
Sincerely,
A Still Concerned Citizen