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[[ backdated to Monday after the disappearance post ]]

[ FILTERED TO NICO ]

I know we're still only just getting to know one another, but I wanted to check in on you, if that's okay.

[ FILTERED TO PERSEPHONE AND KATOU ]

I'd very much like if we could have a family dinner together this evening.

You know what's perfect on a super hot day? Turning on the sprinklers in the garden and breaking out the lawn chairs. I think I might have gotten a little pinker from sitting out in the sun today, though.

CASSANDRA

Hi! Are you free this weekend? I found a few places that I want to go look for dresses.

Maze is due to have her puppies in the middle/end of July. She's going to have five puppies and Thor is getting two because they're apparently Hell/Hel puppies. Maze wants to keep one.

So I'll have two to good homes in about November? Maybe October, depending on when they're born. But is anyone interested? Be warned that they are creatures of Hell/Hel, no clue how big they'll grow, and they need to run a lot, may need to feed on blood/souls. Animal blood is fine.

Um, so, someone PLEASE tell me why I can't live in a fabulous penthouse and instead am stuck in some lame housing that reminds me of dorms? And I have none of my CLOTHES and most importantly, my PINK EYELINER??? We have to buy everything, and they give us less allowance in a month than my dad gives me in a WEEK. Do I have to...get a JOB to live in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed???

Is there at least a Bergdorf's so I can find something even remotely suitable to wear??

Also, when I asked for a pink laptop they didn't even acknowledge me. RUDE MUCH?

I'm told there are other Camp Halfblood people here so...hello!

And for all you cute boys out there, I'm Drew.

Important questions for whoever's here:

If I have a note from my doctor, can I just not? With everything? How do doctor notes from other worlds work here? Do I need a new one or wait for him to show up to give me a new one?

Does this place have Mountain Dew?

Also.

Hey Hazel. (Not a question I know.)

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Hello again! I had an offer and a question to put out to all of you lovely masses. Firstly, I am quite proficient at restoring old, dead things, if I do so say so myself. Give something new life, making it feel loved and cherished again. I've renovated quite a few houses and things back in our world, before I was run out of them! I don't mean to boast but I do have an eye for interior decorating, so should you have need, my services are for hire. I'm offering discounts to new clients who are willing to put a little trust in my hands so I could build a little portfolio.

Which brings me to a similar topic! I'd found a lovely fixer-upper in the forest, and Dorian was kind enough to inquire within the government for me and they said no one native held claim to it, but they couldn't say for the Outlanders as we're known for strange and unusual things showing up unexpectedly.




If you are the owner of this lovely establishment and have no need of it, perhaps we could make a deal?

[BELLS HELLS]

Now that we're all getting settled and making new friends, does anyone have any plans to spend time with the de R esteemed members of Vox Machina? Just curious!

To anyone potentially accosted by an overengineered, mouthy, rogue bottle opener: I'm very sorry, I'll come get it immediately, and I'll replace anything it destroyed.

Why are you like this, Anthony?


Edit: It looks like a bat. You may want to duck.

It's still strange, even after having been here for so long, waking up on the first day of Spring and not having to do anything to actually make the first day of Spring happen. My mother would disown me if she knew how lazy I'd gotten since arriving in Vallo. That being said, this is still my absolute favorite time of year and I want to share it with anyone who would like for me to, so if you'd like to see any particular flora around Vallo, or want some new plants for your gardens, or even just an assortment of flowers for a nice Spring bouquet that will last you through the season, let me know! I'd love to give as much Spring back to Vallo as I can.

But first I'm going to enjoy another piece of birthday cake.

HADES
Hey, you. Are you busy at the moment?

I was kind of hoping he'd stick around this time. If anyone needs me, I'm going to be at the training grounds.

I didn't even get to go to another world, I want a refund. Just home and then back here? It couldn't have been some cool space world? Infinite Disney World Land? At least if magic is going to yank my chain around it could add in some nice travel benefits and pretty backdrops.

Hazel and I were trying to help out a family out in the forest that was having a lot of trouble with these things. She's a little injured and so is the family and the things keep coming, blocking us in here.

Can we get an assist?

I'm trying not to be too hopeful here, but I feel like I haven't seen quite as many of the creepy monsters today as I've seen in the past few days. Fingers crossed that maybe we're making headway?

Related, but if you spot a few more eerie looking trees around the city that weren't there before, don't worry! I'm better at making plants than decapitating monsters. I figured there's always room for more trees, anyway!

HADES, HAZEL, KATOU
Hello! Just checking in with everyone since it's been an eventful week. Everyone okay? Anyone need help?

CASSANDRA
I know the timing is weird with everyone's focus being on the latest Vallo threat, but I wanted to talk to you about something if/when you have a moment!

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PSA: IF YOU SEE THIS CAT, REMAIN AT LEAST SIX FEET AWAY. ONLY PET IF APPROACHED.



I say this for the sake of your continued physical existence and mental well-being, people. Trust me.

Edit to clarify: Goose (the above cat) is with me right now, but she does do her own thing most of the time. She's friendly, just give her space to come to you, and you're good. She doesn't like to be surprised, and she has to judge you before deciding you're cool.

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE, TONY STARK & LENA LUTHOR]

Which one of you want to help me create some sort of force field around Goose? And maybe some sort of giant holographic "BEWARE OF CAT" sign that comes out of her collar when someone gets too close.

NOVEMBER 27 / EVENING

HADES & PERSEPHONE
Because what other answer was there to give but yes?

HOUSE OF HADES | A PROPOSAL IN THE GARDEN.

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Have you ever woken up to a horse staring at you judgmentally? Neither had I until yesterday. Arion was apparently not impressed with my post-school nap. Or the fact that I didn't wake up immediately when he showed up yesterday.

[Dad & Persephone]

I had a friend leave recently. He's one of the few people that know everything about home and he was really nice to me about it. I don't really want anything, just to say it sucks.

[Sabrina]

I wanted to give you a couple days and I get it if you need more than that. If you want me to handle the Hellhounds or anything, I can do that. And anything else. I'm sorry. I wish that helped anything. I know it doesn't. And sorry for being probably the four millionth person to check in. I'm sure it's annoying.

HADES
I'm so very sorry about Hera. Is there anything I can do?

HAZEL
I was thinking of heading to the store and buying all of the sweets and snacks the kitchen can hold. And marshmallows for lots of hot cocoa. Want to go with me?

BITTY
I have a box of flowers for you, if you're ready for me to drop them off for experimentation! If you have any requests specifically for the winter seasons, I could probably work on that, too, but I wanted to go ahead and get these to you if you want them.

So, I guess tomorrow is supposed to by my 18th birthday, but

a) does it count if you skipped half of July - most of September. And 22 years?
and
b) does it count if you're dead?


... What does 18 get you here anyway?

[Persephone]

Hey. You uh... said something about my arm before, didn't you?

Who: Katou, Persephone, Hades
What: Hades and Persephone come across a teenager made of plants who needs a little help
When: Sept 29thish
Where: The street
Warnings: Katou's in bad shape and language, but other than that, not really

( I was supposed to be dead )