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[ TEXTS TO PRUE ]

» Are you having as a hard a time concentrating on anything productive as I am?

PRESENT TEXTS TO MORPHEUS.

» Are you bored?

Texts: Eddie Munson

— hey
— you ever had the urge to learn how to shoot something?

TEXTS TO KATOU.

» Stop selling drugs.
» Do you know where we can get tiny but powerful weapons for Steve to take to the future with him? I was thinking bombs.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO KENZI MALIKOV]

» Hey, you.
» Gotten a look at the essay post on the network?

TEXTS TO LEON & HENRY.

» how do i present my ass to vallo so vallo can eat it?

[TEXT MESSAGES TO NATASHA ROMANOFF]

» There are three LITERAL LEPRECHAUNS trying to fight me at Bacon Bros because I forgot to wear green.
» Come control your ginger brethren.
» And bring me something green to wear, pleeeeease.

[Texts to Callum]

» Do you have my purple scarf?
» And on a scale of 1 to 10, how squeamish are you with blood?

[GROUP TEXT MESSAGE TO DIEGO, EVIE, SEREFIN, JACOB, CATRA, & VAX]

» 999wñn
» This is what I get for going to prenatal yoga!!
» Why is childbirth so gross someone tell me

» and also maybe come give me a ride to the hospital
» Cheers

TEXTS TO WANDA

» How do you make pie crust?
» You know how to make pie crust I'm assuming
» Like how do you know when to stop kneading it so it doesn't get to tough with the right combination of force
» I'm not convinced it's not magic

TEXTS TO ZUKO

» I heard there was a new milkshake shop in town
» Do you want to go spy on your shops competition with me?

TEXTS TO GANGSEY.

» Glyndŵr is gone, it looks like.
» I checked around after the market but- nothing.
» I need an hour or two, so I'll be home late.

TEXTS TO PETER PARKER.

» I let someone put up some educational flyers up at the shop.
» I grabbed a GED one for you, if that's something you still wanted to pursue. I know you have your job with Tony, but...
» Maybe this could be good for you to do?

( texts to carol danvers )

[Texts to Kate]

» So, I got your Valentine
» And it turns out you're absolutely right.
» I can see how Peter Tingle sounds so dirty now.

texts to Revy

>>Don't ask how
>>but I'm stuck in a fucking broom closet with a client
>>Can you come to [location] and get me out?

[TEXT MESSAGES TO JAMES ROGERS]

» Nat’s in her feelings and needs love and squish hugs.
» Want to come watch James Bond and sandwich her with me?

[ GROUP TEXT: NATASHA, YELENA, & KATE ]

» I woke up to a cat sleeping on one of my pillows this morning.
» I can't be positive, but I believe she belongs to my comics counterpart. Her name is Liho.
» I've got the door closed for now, so just be mindful if either of you go to steal some of my clothes this morning.
» I'm going to pick up some things for her on my way home, and we can work on slowly introducing her to the rest of the animals later this week.

( TEXT TO STEVE )

How are you? I figure that's a better question than are you okay. I could visit with the dogs. They're good for comfort. Or you could come to my house if you'd like.

GROUP TEXT: FRANCIS/JAMES/TORUNN
» Checking in. Hawkeye, have you seen the network?

[Text to Roz]

» Hey Roz, it's Zuko.
» I was going to go see that play Sabrina's in this Friday.
» Did you, and it's cool if you don't, want to go? With me?
» I know it's just a few days away at this point so if you already have plans, it's fine!