Mar. 15th, 2021 at 10:05 AM
Margo & Marina.
Probably shouldn't have rushed off to help when someone posted about death, despair and torment being broadcast, huh?
Can we talk?
Fuckers, Fuckas, and Fuckees, you are cordially invited to attend the Christmas Before Christmas Celebration of the Mother Fucking Year and I do mean it's going to be something else. It's Jack O'Lantern Frenchface Zimmermann's Equality Bash. December 3rd. 7pm. Bring your A game bros because this is gonna go for hours. This isn't some fuckin sexist bachelor losing your freedom bullshit, so all orientations and genders (or lack of) are welcome to come party your god damn brains out to celebrate the life and times of two of the best people I know and I sure hope you can handle it because for real bros, we'll take care of you respectfully if you can't handle the Christmas tub juice. Everyone's safe.[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TO PARTY BUT AREN'T JACK AND BITTY]
Then you have 48 hours to get your shit together for the wedding. Tell everyone so this shit isn't MISSED and then I have to listen to people complain about missing something this bad ass.
Dearest Friends and Fuckin Compatriots, you're invited to attend a showing of the life and times of two grand fucking people who are about to get married. A lot of work has gone into an amazing documentary and we're setting up a pretty wicked fucking theater room to watch it in. Drinks and snacks will of course be provided, so you don't even have to BYOB, just BYO Ass and put it in a seat. It's sure to be a treat and I want you all to enjoy yourselves. December 3rd. 7pm. Don't be late![FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO BE SOCIAL SO PARTY OR NO PARTY IS FINE BUT AREN'T JACK AND BITTY]
FYI as a personal favor to me, I'm marketing this as a wild fuckin bash so if you hear people talking about it that's why and I need you to help keep that illusion going. It's going to be a major fuckin surprise all right, please don't ruin it. Just separating this out so you bros are all comfortable coming out to this without having to feel like a wallfuckinflower or some shit, it's all good. Lardo's put a goddamn lot of work into this, come out and support it?
December 3rd. 7pm. Come out and be fuckin social for a good time. It's being marketed as a huge bash or whatever, so play the fuck along, but I can promise you'll enjoy yourself. You're probably seeing two filters on this post, don't ruin the goddamn surprise or you'll have to see Lardo after class and bro, you don't want that, I promise you.
Peace the fuck out, I have to take pie to the boss.
[ Filtered to Vanya Hargreeves ]
Poke poke, I've a question for you - would you like to go to Jack's and Bitty's wedding on the 5th with me? I can guarantee a fun time - they're good blokes and blokettes, and with Bitty in the mix the cake's bound to be filthy delicious. Plus I'll be wearing a tux and that's worth the price of admission alone on account of how stupid-hot I am. Thoughts? I can do this in person if needed; I know I can scrounge up a hang-dog expression and a boombox from somewhere...
This seems like Queen of Hearts era tea shop, so I have a few things I need to put away before anyone comes by.
Also, do you think the flashy sign bit should be replaced? I was working it from the computer in my office, so it could say other things, I guess. Or we could do something different. Not sure.
Kind of forgot what the in tea shop vibe was.