Apr. 1st, 2022 at 3:54 PM
This most auspicious occasion will be held on behalf of The Sanctuary, on Beltane, to mark the coming season and raise funds for every ones favorite animal refuge. A night of dancing, delectables, and perhaps some debauchery as we welcome the return of Spring in style.
So, gentle readers, come dressed in your very best. The reigning May Queen will be choosing his diamond, and this treasure is set to inherit the crown.
Lady Marie Waterton of Stingrayshire
*Don't ever call her that you will be stabbed
**She's not, I am. But she's given me the space.
*** Or Walpurgisnacht, since its an Asgardian palace. But it doesn't quite have the same ring to it.