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Um. Hi. I’ve realized that my initial post here wasn’t particularly inviting, and I thought it might be a good idea to try it again.

I’m David Rose. Some of you apparently know me. A lot of you know my sister, Alexis. I no longer totally believe that you’re a cult.

So you can consider this my official introduction.

[DOA Members]
I apologize for insisting that you were all actors. I’m also not a vampire despite what I may have put on my registration form. I obviously didn’t believe that the form was serious when I filled it out. I’m also not 26, but-

[Rose Apothecary Staff & Associates]
I literally know nothing about any of you except for the fact that someone makes pies. Please, introduce yourselves. I plan to visit my store soon and I would like to know who and what to expect.

[Alexis]
Was that completely horrific? I am not used to dealing with this many people so… positively.

[Cleo]
I seriously do still want to know more about that blackmarket fish salesman. I keep thinking about it.

Mazikeen decided that yesterday was the best day for her to have her puppies. They seem to all be doing well but honestly IDK much about baby hellhounds and crap. But I think they're adorable.


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[FAMILY FILTER]

First family dinner this Friday? Y/N?


ooc: pretend their eyes are red please and thanks

Ummmmm.

I know we’re dealing with motherfreaking gremlins right now and I don’t want to make anyone like, PANIC, but… there’s a really wicked looking storm off the coast that looks like it’s heading right toward us???

So this seems kind of problematic.

ETA: If you're currently in a building that's either high rise or has lots of windows (or both), be ready to move down to a basement/an interior bathroom. If you're near the coast, move further inland! This could be a wild ride if the outer edges of the storm make landfall.

Whichever one of you did this to my beloved baby grand, I am going to burn your kitchen down.

FIX IT.

Dear Those Attending Thor's Shindig Tonight,

Please give us an extra hour or two from the original time to arrive. There was an incident with the turkey.

Thank you,
Thunder Down Under and Lucifer

[ooc; please pretend this is posted closer to the evening!]

I'd like to announce that I'm starting a private detective agency, Bright Investigations. I'm a trained FBI profiler and I've consulted with the NYPD. I'll take any case... though honestly the idea of working cases that involve cheating significant others makes me want to stab myself. Those will only be considered on a case by case basis. Payment will be on a sliding scale of what you can afford. Mostly, I'm doing this because I need to keep myself busy here.

If you'd like to hire me, you can message me privately via this network. I'm going to be based out of my apartment, which is Morningside 1002, for now. You're welcome to stop by as well. Consider any information that you share with me to be confidential, unless you're going to hurt yourself or someone else.

Private to Raylan Givens:
Are you feeling better?

Private to Simon Basset:
Want to get a drink soon?

A dangerous thing to just give me money.

Thanks to the generous patron, I've rented out a wave pool and bought a few inflatable riding bulls at [address]. So come one and all my cowboys, cowgirls, and cowpeople. We're going to see who can ride the longest while immensely enjoying the attempts of those who can't.

You can also bring along your worst enemy and bop them over the head while pretending you're locked in battle.

[Dean Winchester]

I'm leaving DJ with Mrs. B and going to the beach Saturday or Sunday - maybe both days, for some alone time.

Wanna come?

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[eta public]

My son has been asking for an indoor plant - something with flowers for his room. I think taking care of a plant might give him a little taste of responsibility, and I'm wondering if anybody has any recommendations about which kind might work out the best (and be the easiest) for a three-year-old?

[Fail!Text meant for Chloe - sent to the adult population of Vallo]

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Lucifer. Where are we, why is some kid insisting on calling you Dad, and what's going on?

Oh, and apparently someone from a welcoming committee was sent out to meet me. That's dangerous. Consider it for the best that we didn't meet.

If I have to hear that Charlie Daniels Band song one more time, the entity singing it is going to be forcefully tied to a chair and made to watch the entirety of Barney's run on repeat.

So- Ah- it's been a morning, but we're doing our best to figure out exactly what's going on. Our notification system isn't showing any glitches, but a large number of people went missing in the last twelve hours and we have no way of tracking them at present. It's possibly linked to yesterday? Adam is doing his best on the psychic level to see if there's anything he can pick up, if anyone else is in the same position, feel free to check in here.

So if you woke up to a loved one being gone this morning, please comment here so I can put together an extensive catalog of those that disappeared in the last 24 hours.

I'll add to this list as people comment, so everyone can stay up to date:
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For obvious reasons, the market will be closed today, and possibly Thursday. Thank you.

I must have woken up in an extra good mood today, so WHO WANTS SOME HUGS?? These arms are ready and willing!

Wowee, it's been a nutso first couple of weeks here for me! Ringing in a new year in a new place, followed immediately by giant insects and people swapping bodies/abilities/etc?

CRAZYPANTS. I love it.

I also need a job, so who's hiring? Usually my niche is forensic science, but unless the police department here is in need of one, I don't think that's going to come in very handy. Any suggestions or leads?

For those of you looking for a way to occupy your time on New Years Eve, Lux will be hosting quite the affair that night. Live music, drinks half-priced, dancing on the table highly encouraged should the spirit overtake you.

Should you not be a fan of or cannot drink, one of the private ballrooms off the main room is part of the festivities. You can still dance on the table but you'll be doing it sober. Non-alcoholic beer and Shirley Temples and any non-alcoholic mixed drink your heart desires.

If someone wants to work instead of play that night, I'm looking for a babysitter type to watch over offspring so their parents can be adults for a few hours. I do not have children appropriate movies so you'll have to bring those along yourself.

WHOA. Wow, okay, so that was a wild ride. Thanks to the people from the DOA (I hope I got that right) who helped me out and let me have some coffee while I watched the video! The explosions were siiiick.

I've been assured I am NOT dead though, so silver lining there at least! I for sure thought I was a goner, though this isn't what I'd imagine heaven to look like?? Not that this place isn't BEAUTIFUL because wow, it really is. I almost thought I was still in LA for a minute until I saw a freaking unicorn!!! WHAT THE HECK! We definitely DON'T have those in LA.

Oh gosh, I'm just all over the place, huh? Sorry about that! Have a great day, everyone. 😊

So who wants to be poked and told how hot they are? I'm your Devil!

private message - mortuary people, hargreeves folk and any potential plus ones, dwight and donna, also lucifer and chloe

Sabrina and I talked - we thought the 25th would be a good time for a Yule feast and a good time for everyone to come over and celebrate the holidays? I'm sure we can cobble something tasty together, and if anyone had any suggestions or wanted to work on it with us, you're certainly welcome to.

There will be presents too, and probably a Santa appearance for Claire if I can talk Dwight into it.

Thanks, Vallo.

Now I own a school and a bookstore/restaurant and IDK what to do with either.

Yay having places from home.

Screw you for taking the people away.

We were getting down to zero hour. This isn't fair.

Hello, I'm Jack. I haven't watched the video yet, but the explanation I was given made it sound like it's going to be a nice place to live for a while. I suppose I should introduce myself, but... I'm not sure what to say., I'm really not good at stuff like this. I'm a Nephilim, which is part angel, part human (I was also told that they aren't hunted by other angels here, but if they are, I lied, I'm not a Nephilim). I like to read, research, and play games.

I was also told that a few of my friends from home are here Castiel and Dean and Sam Winchester? but they may not recognize me.

What sorts of things do people do for fun here?