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WWW reminds its customers that any of the products that have come alive due to Vallo shenanigans are not covered by our money back guarantee, but we will help you battle them if you need us to. Just contact one of our wonderful, not at all competitive employees for help.

Happy birthday to our Employee of the Day, Wei Wuxian! Please know nepotism was at play and your brother is responsible for your rise to greatness. Please come claim your crown and sash at your earliest convenience, we have a whole ceremony Min's put together.

Part of me really thought everyone who claimed to have visited the past last year was either high, or playing the most elaborate prank ever and did not invite me to participate (which, rude).

HELLO VALLO OF 2022. (This tech is so old, are you kidding me.)

DAD! Bàba! 'Tis I, Min Weasley, your perfect, talented, fantastic daughter that you never get mad at ever because I'm brilliant, and you love me. Where are your baby faces?

PS no one go the bougie coffee cart in the plaza in the arts district for at least an hour.

12 more days until Halloween! Come get all your spooky tricks over at WWW, where the ever cheerful Gretchen is always ready to help point you in the right direction (which is straight to Serefin, who will take you to your desired product). Specialty fireworks are on sale for 20% off through the rest of the month.

[ FILTERED TO WIZARDING WORLD ]
Can't say I knew this version well, but sorry to see her go. Everyone else still around, yeah?

Hey, calling in from Enki offices. We're getting that weird magi-tech signal from the Void like we did last spring - chat feed and video, same as before. Please check for missing persons and report them to the DOA.

Chat feed is here for anyone who wants or needs to monitor it. Working on getting the video up.

UPDATE: Got the video feed up. Looks like a different place than last time.

UPDATE 2: Things just got worse for them. They're connected to at least two other places. One is Talos I, my old space station. The other is...I don't even know. It looks like a carnival of guns.

...Hi. Apparently I missed a few things? But I'm back just in time for the chaos, which is starting to become a theme.

I see you have a darkness problem and we have a potential idea in the works here to assist the group that will be working on the Crystal. Witches and wizards of the Wizarding World, we need you.

[ooc; Set immediately after Noctis' post.]

To my dearest, darlingest Fred and George Weasley:

It's nearly that time of year again! Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for all of your pranking needs! Got specials on our final stock of weed based products and B1G1 on our Muggle Magic Tricks.

Also looking for part time help, if anyone needs a job.

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF THE WEASLEY TWINS ]
Keep your Friday evenings free, I'm having a little party for Fred and I at the Burrow. Best present gets you a dinner that isn't going to turn you into a canary. :P

I enjoyed the magic symposium. It made me want to experiment more with my own magic. Well, a mixture of my magic, the zidian, and the magic of the totem. I think I'm on my way to managing a sort of storm cloud with lightning. Aiming the energy is proving difficult, but it's possible I just need a more inspiring target.

Anyone always wanted to be struck by lightning?

[FILTERED TO JIN LING]

You've had some time to settle in and adjust to the chaos of this place. What do you want to do if this is where you spend the rest of your life? You were born into leadership but you have some flexibility here.

Here we go again.

Cheers, Vallo. Fucking prick.

GEORGE

Fancy blowing something up with me?

I didn't even get to go to another world, I want a refund. Just home and then back here? It couldn't have been some cool space world? Infinite Disney World Land? At least if magic is going to yank my chain around it could add in some nice travel benefits and pretty backdrops.

Just as a head's up, since the pub will be busy beyond belief for St. Patrick's Day like it was last year (or so I'm hoping), I'm likely closing up for Valentine's Day this year just to give everyone a nice evening off.

Plus I just want to have it off and it makes the mos

[MORGAN YU]

How're you doing? Healed up alright?

You know, I'm usually like - totally fine with The Patented Vallo Surprise™? And I grew up in the era of VCRs and video tapes, so, when I found a tape on the front seat of my car this morning and it had Ras's name on it, I wasn't at all suspicious (maybe a little) but I also didn't think I found Ras's snuff film collection so it'd be fine? We'd just find a VCR and watch the tape? Turns out, she had the matching VCR.

Did you guys know that the odds of giving birth to sextuplets spontaneously are one in 4.7 billion? Well, this movie had that ONE out of 4.7 billion. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Also, Prigany gets a lot of questions about love during this time of year - they have a whole list to help you focus if you're curious, whether you're single or in a relationship or shackled to your respective ball or chain. I can also do a drawing for you to answer your burning question, as long as you're not creeped out by my white-eyed fugue state during Vision Quests.

Valentine's Day sale at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes! Whether you love love, hate the commercialization, or just want some fancy chocolate that might turn you into a canary, we have something for everyone here!

And the next person to ask me for a love potion is getting hexed. Have a great day!

[ FILTERED TO JIANG CHENG ]
Say, do you happen to have some free time next Monday? Say, around 8?

I have recently heard music by a man called Robert Johnson. I am told it is called "blues guitar." The guitar sounds very much like the guqin, though the vocals are quite different. I would like to listen to more, but not many of his performances are available to hear. Do any of you know of similar musicians I might listen to?



[Filtered to Temeraire]
I have a request to make.
I would like to make a painting of you for Will, as a gift. Would you be willing to sit for a portrait for me?
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[Filtered to George Weasley]
Is your magic capable of enlarging a tea cup to approximately the size of a carriage?
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[Filtered to Lan Wangji]
Have you experienced a Valentine's Day here yet?
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hey, morgan here

i'm alive (thanks hannah) but i'm having kind of a hard time holding a form right now

so i'm not gonna be at any of my works today

also can someone please tell me where murderbot is sitting in rest mode? i'd like to visit

[ FILTERED TO SNOWGLOBE OGs* ]
Hey, some of us are going to meet up at The Canteen tonight for bad decisions drinking wise and catching up on what we've all been up to the past year. If you're free, come out around 7, we've booked a nook over on the upper level under Snowglobe OGs.

[ooc; Everyone who started off in Dark Vallo last year!]

What's one thing from Vallo unavailable in your home world that you can't imagine giving up now?

I probably should write something selfless like "enhanced medical procedures that can save lives", or even sensible like "indoor plumbing", but instead I'm going to honor the faithful beverage that has kept me company while working a late shift: Diet Mountain Dew. You're awful, and I still feel shame when I think about our nights together, and it's a wonder I still have teeth.

[ Filtered to the Jin Master ]
Greetings, and welcome to Vallo. I've given you time to get settled, but I wanted to reach out personally and introduce myself. My name is Wen Qing. It likely doesn't mean much to you outside of my connection to Wen Ning, who is my brother. I work as a healer here and have found much joy in this place. While we don't know one another, I wanted you to know that I am happy to make your acquaintance and if you ever need medical care, which is likely given the company you keep, please come see me and I will be happy to assist you.

[ Filtered to A-Yuan ]
I have a favor for you, if you'll be so kind as to grant it.

Apparently, I wished really hard because guess who arrived yesterday?

I guess if you don't know me well enough yet the guess probably isn't very easy, so I'll just say that my dog Stella is here! I wonder if that means both she and I are completely disappeared from Texas then? If Stella is all that Fabian had left of- Okay, don't go down that spiral of feel-

Hopefully, any future roommates won't mind having her around!

Filtered to Ras Black

Hey, what are you doing this weekend?