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Jul. 2nd, 2022


[info]scarlets
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[info]scarlets
[info]valloic
Hello. I don't post here a lot.

In case anyone is wondering about the insane amount of erotica I was writing when Vallo gave us weird and useless abilities - they have been published and are available for purchase. I hate every single thing I wrote but at least making some kind of profit lessens the shame. Is this what rock bottom looks like Thank you, Sophie, for doing that with me.

I don't celebrate July 4th in the traditional American sense but it's still a friend's birthday. There will be Captain America tea blends for a limited time at Looking Glass Tea and they taste amazing iced, too.

Lastly, for anyone who may frequent the Sanctum regularly I have some... demonic guards have have arrived from back home. They're slightly aimless and very clumsy, try to ignore them. I know their size and the way their face looks makes it difficult but just... try.

Jun. 25th, 2022


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
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[info]vax
[info]valloic
hello vallo it is me vax'ildan vessar and i lost my sorcerer so if anyone has seen a very handsome tall man with impeccable facial hair could you please tell him that his undead roguish paladinish druidish boyfriend is looking for him.

also i have maybe been drinking a little lot again.

also while i have you here you're all really great and i love you all and am glad we were able to meet those of you i don't know back home even if this place is fucking weird as hell sometimes. but i'm glad to have met you anyway.

that's it

anyway happy pride ๐ŸŒˆ

Jun. 20th, 2022


[info]mysticism
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[info]mysticism
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[info]mysticism
[info]valloic
Today's been interesting at the clinic. As a doctor, I'll advise to not hold in your sneezes because you could potentially pop your eardrums. In that same vein, I'd like to know the most interesting snot creation that has happened thus far. You all never disappoint me.

And I thought I might try my luck here for something new that doesn't have to do with Disaster. I'd actually like to get started on Spanish language lessons. Is anyone fluent in the language who wouldn't mind teaching me? I'm not her-- Is it stupid-- I miss her--

I can offer some useful magic tidbits or new spells in return, unless you're Carol Danvers. Or whatever else - cold hard cash if preferred. I'm sure we can come up with something.


private message to colt )

Jun. 19th, 2022


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[info]valloic

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[info]secondumbrella
[info]valloic
Reginald Hargreeves was a shithole person and it took me too long to realize it wasn't my that I deserved bet he's an asshole, I'm awesome, that's very simple.

And my siblings are okay as well, I suppose.

Anyway, if you had a shithole parent, go ask someone else if you're okay, because I'm not doing that for everyone. Judging by all of those future kids, looks like some of you are okay parents, which is more important.




Ugh, fuck, I'm going to hide away in a cave for forever. I have my blender bottle and protein powder and I can do calisthenics, I don't need anything else.

Jun. 16th, 2022


[info]flurryofbeaus
[info]valloic

[info]flurryofbeaus
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[info]flurryofbeaus
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]
Everybody doing ok? Anybody want to babysit a rowdy toddler so I can steal Yasha and go punch ooze monsters with my magic fists? We'll pay. Or trade time or whatever I don't know. I'm just itching for a real fight. The library is great, amazing really, but fuck. I miss that sweet pop pop. Nothing has tried to eat my face in weeks. Maybe months!

Jun. 13th, 2022


[info]vax
[info]valloic

[info]vax
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[info]vax
[info]valloic
sparkly text oocly cut )

Now that I have your attention via a very Pride themed greeting: if you are the guardian of or are someone between the ages of 6-16 that also happens to have the desire to hang out with Caleb, myself, and some other fun folk to learn the basics of magic and rogue skills then boy oh boy do I have an opportunity for you.

Our second annual Arcane Tricksters Summer Camp will be kicking off in July, taking place over three Sundays (the 10th, 17th, and 24th) where we'll be teaching kids all sorts of stuff, like the ins and outs of mage hand and survival skills and also just going through fun obstacle courses. Lunch is provided, all the campers need to bring are themselves and some comfortable shoes and clothes. No magical experience is necessary, so let us know if you or any kids under your care are interested and we'll get some forms your way to be filled out. It should be a good time!

FRIENDS OF VAX & CALEB
Also still taking some adult supervision volunteers, if you want to help make sure no one Arcane Tricksters too close to the sun.

May. 27th, 2022


[info]corpsedancer
[info]valloic

[info]corpsedancer
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[info]corpsedancer
[info]valloic
I have a bit of a confession, people of Vallo! I've been acting a bit strange this week, and you know those fun little powers everyone is getting?

Well, it turns out that whenever I look at someone, I can tell how attractive they find me. Weird, right? And flattering! I have a lot more people who approve of my whole thing than I thought I did. And everytime Imogen looks at me it's

But don't be weird about it! I promise it's far from the worst I've gleaned from people. But it is amusing if you think about the fact that I've never even really dated much.

If it helps, we can just skip right to a few of my house renovations being done! There's still the upstairs to finish, bedrooms and the like, and then I have two other projects in the works that should both be done within the week. My services are available for june!

Cut for pictures! )

May. 18th, 2022


[info]pathofnight
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[info]pathofnight
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[info]pathofnight
[info]valloic
We've gotten a lot of new people and had too many people lea and I know the intro video goes over a lot of places, but I know there's some that people don't always find out about until they've been here awhile and are usually blown away by! So! I think most of these are a big deal if you're from a version of Earth but even those of us not from it have found these places to be really cool to go to.

  • Atlantis: The lost city of Atlantis is here. It's underwater and where the Atlanteans live. You can visit it by passing through a checkpoint on [IDK REMEMBER THE NAME] beach. You might even change into something like a merperson while you're down there.
  • The Great Library of Alexandria: big library. I think for most of us its destroyed on our earth's. But its here and you can get a library card to go peruse it
  • Theme parks: Blizzardworld and Critical Role Land. We had Disney but it was only for a few days.

    There's also a dinosaur island but I'm pretty sure that's still blocked from visitors.

    What else would you guys recommend for newbies to go take a look at?
  • May. 15th, 2022


    [info]ofwovenstone
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    [info]ofwovenstone
    [info]valloic
    I have never looked forward to a summer of free time more than I am right now. I have no doubt that I will change my tune in a couple of weeks, when I get through my pile of books I've been putting off and realize I need additional hobbies.

    EXANDRIANS
    I have been so wrapped up with the end of the semester that I just know I've missed the arrival of a good number of people from home, so I wanted to both apologize and rectify that as well as I can. I'm Cassandra de Rolo and I'm from Tal'Dorei, specifically Whitestone. I've spent more or less all of my life there, though my brother and Vex had been nudging me into doing more travel for myself--I think that they meant somewhere like Marquet, not an entirely different world.

    That said, given that there is such a population of us, I thought that we might be overdue an opportunity for getting to know one another in person so I am suggesting: potluck dinner at the Xhorhaus (apologies to my housemates; I promise to do the cleaning afterward) on this coming Friday, May 20?

    May. 12th, 2022


    [info]shadowhand
    [info]valloic

    [info]shadowhand
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    [info]shadowhand
    [info]valloic
    Good morning โ˜€๏ธ hunnies!! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜ Remember me? ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹

    It was a little over a year ๐Ÿ“… ago that (โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ THIS IS HUGE โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ) my interest in gardening ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’ฎ was sparked ๐Ÿ’ฅ thanks to some sudden ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’… memories from home ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ฎ. It was a bit later on in the season, so while some plants ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒด were still able to thrive (โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ), many of those more suited for spring ๐Ÿƒ had to be skipped. This year ๐Ÿ“…, however, is a different story ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ™Œ and it has been quite nice to leave the house ๐Ÿก in the morning ๐ŸŒ„โ˜• to see so many blooms ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน, those practical for components โœจ and simply for aesthetics ๐Ÿง alike.

    UMMM! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Not that I can claim all credit for them, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿคซ I think it is fair to say that Yasha ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒท is far more gifted ๐ŸŽ in that area than I am.

    So any boss babes ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’… wanna join my amazing team โœŒ๏ธ and change the world?? ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€๐Ÿค—

    [...] This is what I get for hoping ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž whatever has been happening on here was over. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€ How ridiculous. ๐Ÿคช

    CALEB
    Hey hottie~ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹ random question for you! ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ“

    ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š Your birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ is in a few weeks ๐Ÿ“…โ—๏ธโ—๏ธ and I thought that rather than plan an event ๐Ÿฅณ for you without asking permission again ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™ƒ, I would see if you wanted to do ๐Ÿ˜ anything in particular. I thought asking might also prevent any of our friends ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒŠโšก from making potentially unwanted ๐Ÿ™…โ›” plans, as well. ๐Ÿ˜…

    [...] I am so sorry. ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ

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    May. 10th, 2022


    [info]tuzzah
    [info]valloic

    [info]tuzzah
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    [info]tuzzah
    [info]valloic
    HELLO, VALLO!

    It's my birthday! And I spent it all day at work. That's fine, totally fine, because who celebrates their birthday on a Tuesday anyway? Well, me but I'll probably just be drinking at home with my cat for the time being

    So, I want to do something this coming weekend. Friday? Or Saturday? I am open to ideas, maybe even a super chill sleepover or something. The castle is fucking huge so there's plenty of space.

    May. 6th, 2022


    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

    [info]vax
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    [info]vax
    [info]valloic
    I have had this raven following me around for almost two weeks now and she is still nameless. This is not for lack of trying? Nothing seems to click and I'm starting to think it is a good thing we already know what our daughter's name will be thanks to Vallo, if I'm struggling this hard. So, in what may or may not be a great idea, I'm coming to you all for suggestions.

    These are the ideas I have had and decided against so far:

    Nova
    Penelope
    Dandelion
    Peanut Butter (PB)
    Sundae
    Peaches

    (Vix/Vux/Vyx is tentatively still on the table for now. I was not given adequate feedback when I asked someone at a very reasonable time of the night.)

    Ideas? Even if I don't pick your idea, you will have my appreciation which might mean something, I don't know.

    May. 3rd, 2022


    [info]dumbofass
    [info]valloic

    [info]dumbofass
    [info]valloic

    voice post


    [info]dumbofass
    [info]valloic
    [...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

    What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

    Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

    Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

    Apr. 30th, 2022


    [info]vexahlia
    [info]valloic

    [info]vexahlia
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    [info]vexahlia
    [info]valloic
    VAX & CASSANDRA, backdated to April 16
    I think I had a dream like your Raven Queen dream, Vax. Only I didn't see her, I saw Percival. He was older. We had a fam Older than I last remember, I mean. And I know it was a dream, but it felt as real as anything else I've remembered while I've slept, except that I was cognizant of it being a dream happening to me.

    Anyway, I saw him, and I thought you might both want to know.

    SHAUN
    You and me and a cup of tea?

    Apr. 25th, 2022


    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

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    [info]vax
    [info]valloic
    I'm pretty familiar with ravens, but less so with a singular one just following me around? And staring a lot? ...through windows? So I think that I'm ready to no longer be in denial and admit that this one is trailing but before I do.

    Cut for image! )

    Anyone recognize her?

    Apr. 18th, 2022


    [info]smileyday
    [info]valloic

    [info]smileyday
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    [info]smileyday
    [info]valloic
    Smiley day to y'all! Thank you so much for your warm greetings and care that you've given to me and my compatriots! My name is Fresh Cut Grass, but some people call me FCG (with or with out the periods is fine!), Letters, or Grass. Just don't call me late for dinner!

    Because I don't eat and you'd be waiting a long time.

    I'm an aeormation, but you may know that as a robot or a droid. You know, I heard about the star wars and my sincere condolences to anyone involved! I sure hope they found the droids they were looking for. You may see me wheeling around and if so, say hi! Just, er, please don't throw trash in my mouth? It's okay if it happens, it happened earlier today! The person apologized, and we had a good laugh about it.

    I was created to be a healer, but I like to think I'm a healer of the body and the mind and heart! If there's anything you would like to talk about, or if you need a boost of confidence or a weird ankle fixed, just say the word! It's okay to not be okay, and sometimes your body is manifesting woes because of troubles in the mind and the heart. Health and wellness are a journey, not a destination! I've already got myself set up at the hospital, I'm happy to work at your clinic, or go out with the defense teams too! I'm just really anx excited to get started giving to the community that's welcomed the Bells Hells with open arms!

    My arms are open too, but sometimes my hand is a sawblade or a grappling cannon or a bolt thrower so you might want to be careful.

    Apr. 15th, 2022


    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

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    [info]vax
    [info]valloic
    VEX & GILMORE
    I had a dream last night about the Raven Queen. I guess it was a dream--I don't know, it felt incredibly real, but it wasn't the same as when we've remembered things, Vex. I was living it, but I remembered Vallo and everything that has happened while we've been here.

    Anyway. We don't have to worry about her whisking me away from here any longer. She made it pretty clear that's off the table.

    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

    [info]vax
    [info]valloic

    [No Subject]


    [info]vax
    [info]valloic
    THE RAVEN QUEEN
    VAX'ILDAN
    WHEN Night of April 14
    WHERE Whitestone, in the Raven Queen temple
    WHAT Vax and the Raven Queen have a conversation about his future.
    ART CREDIT Here
    WARNINGS None, really! Thank you for finding your inner death goddess, Jade! ๐Ÿ–ค
    "You have many roles, and many to follow. So tell me, Vax'ildan, can you fulfill all of those roles and your duty as Champion?" Read more... )

    Apr. 13th, 2022


    [info]respectthealpha
    [info]valloic

    [info]respectthealpha
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    [info]respectthealpha
    [info]valloic
    Voice post

    I'M TELLING YOU THIS THING AIN'T ON

    --if I trust some fucking MACHINE here I got my two hands and THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND I JUST BROUGHT THE STORM

    Hey this looks like good wood here can I just--

    NO WAIT WATCH THIS


    Image heavy here, friends )

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    ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‡

    ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡

    ๐Ÿก๐Ÿก๐Ÿก

    ๐Ÿก
    ๐Ÿก
    ๐Ÿ˜ป

    Text

    WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THIS WORK

    HELLO

    HELLO

    HELLO

    fuckingfuckfuckfucksake

    Apr. 11th, 2022


    [info]mediumspoon
    [info]valloic

    [info]mediumspoon
    [info]valloic

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    [info]mediumspoon
    [info]valloic
    VOICE POST.
    Hello. I have been told this works similarly to a sending stone. And I can contactโ€”I can type? Is that like, oh! I see. Thank you. With the letters? No, no F.C.G. I didn't mean you, butโ€”Hm? What did you ask? Ah, yes. [Some polite laughter.] I am indeed blue, all the time.

    Now excuse me, where do I say we are? The Department of Outlander Affairs office?

    Imogen, could youโ€”[There is a few pointed coughing noises, one which sounds suspiciously like the name Fearne and not a cough.]

    TEXT POST.
    Orym, Laudna. If you could manage to come to the Department of Outlander's Affairs office, myself, Imogen, Fearne, and F.C.G are waiting. I'm concerned Fearne has acquired some things that might belong to other people. And F.C.G. has refused the money they have offered at least five times.

    This is Dorian, by the way. I am not sure if you can tell from the writing. Can everyone see this?