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Jun. 23rd, 2021


[info]harleeey
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[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

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[info]harleeey
[info]valloic
Okay, hypothetical...

You have a bazooka and some cutie messaged you and wants to go on a date.

What would be something real good to blow up around here?

Jun. 15th, 2021


[info]ofdestiny
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[info]ofdestiny
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[info]ofdestiny
[info]valloic
21+ crowed

Poker night next Wednesday for anyone interested. 7 p.m. We can use the Waverider unless someone else has a better venue to offer.

Jun. 13th, 2021


[info]owndamnweapon
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[info]owndamnweapon
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[info]owndamnweapon
[info]valloic
I know weird fuckery is afoot again (what else is new?), but going upstairs to check on my kiddo after her nap to find her HOVERING OVER HER BED isn't really what I had in mind. Figure your shit out, Vallo.

May. 28th, 2021


[info]ofdestiny
[info]valloic

[info]ofdestiny
[info]valloic

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[info]ofdestiny
[info]valloic
AGAINST MALEFICENT.

I understand everyone's desire to take down the Mistress of Evil. I get it. It would be appreciated if everyone didn't start splintering off and trying to take matters into their own hands. A coordinated approach is going to be more effective and safe.

We don't know how to kill her yet.
We don't don't know how to get to her yet. No one has found a way into the castle.
She has hostages, and they are not expendable. We don't know what's already happened to them, or what she'll do to them.

We need more intel.

I don't have the authority to stop you (unless you're on the defense teams and want to stay there), but for the love of whatever you believe in don't do anything that's going to put us at more of a disadvantage.

[info]evilintent
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[info]evilintent
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[info]evilintent
[info]valloic
Being torn from ones world is rarely a happy affair, but I've always been one to turn every situation around into my favor.

Considering this place is without any sort of ruler I've decided to take that position for myself.

Feel free to leave any grievances with that below. They will be ignored but I know peasants enjoy their griping.

May. 8th, 2021


[info]pathofnight
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[info]pathofnight
[info]valloic

JOURNAL ENTRY--PUBLIC


[info]pathofnight
[info]valloic
Okay. So harpies and demons.

They're apparently coming from the Forest of Torment. I have no idea how they got out of it but I'm guessing Vallo is being Vallo.

Kill what you need to--anything that is celestial in nature will probably be your best bet with actually taking them down. IDK if anyone has holy water? But the demons don't like that. The harpies won't be affected by that though.

But if you can get some of them back into that section of the forest that would be good to. They're kind of what keeps the souls of the worst murderers, rapists, and traitors at bay. So. You know. Those getting out would not be good either. No one wants to deal with serial killers running around.

May. 1st, 2021


[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic

[info]theyellowbird
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VALLO NETWORK


[info]theyellowbird
[info]valloic
For anyone looking to help figure out this latest round of Vallo bs, and you're open to a coordinated approach, please head to the DOA offices.


DEFENSE DEPARTMENT.

I need an accurate list of who is still here and available to patrol. Depending on how hard we're hit, extra patrols may be needed. Let me know if you can take on any extra work.

DOA
Who's still here?

Apr. 28th, 2021


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

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[info]harleeey
[info]valloic
HEY. How come I ain't listed on the Defense Team no more?

Did I get fired?

Does this mean I get to go back to crime now?? Because honestly, men have done it for less. I tried to go straight and do good, okay? Not like I showed up on time all the time, but I beat things up real good, even the stuff that wasn't real!

Where is Bruce? Did I just get evicted? Did the kid skip town? Look, I know it gets messy sometimes but even for me this is a few pages short of a smutty romance novel.

Aug. 15th, 2020


[info]riddlehimthis
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[info]riddlehimthis
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[info]riddlehimthis
[info]valloic
The more I am clever
The more I am good
The more, as a rule
I am misunderstood.

Aug. 6th, 2020


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

[info]andassociate
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[Network Post]


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic
So no one had "migrating thoughts" on the Vallo weird shit pool, so I'm rolling it over. You can still put in if you want!

And hey, now I know what it's like to be knocked up. It sucks. Sorry, dude, whoever you are. Maybe just put a TV in the bathroom so you don't have to get up to pee so much.

Aug. 5th, 2020


[info]quitethescamp
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[info]quitethescamp
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[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic
Oswald
Harley
WHO Oswald & Harley • WHERE At the Park • WHEN Afternoon
WARNINGS General outlandishness and probably language. Someone's going to throw a tantrum and it's probably not Harley.
YOU'RE NOT LOOKIN' SO HOT SWEETUMS Read more... )

Aug. 2nd, 2020


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

Delivery!


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

There's a package on Iroh's doorstep. )



[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic

[info]quitethescamp
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[info]quitethescamp
[info]valloic
In every cry of every Man
In every Infants cry of fear,
In every voice: In every ban,
The man-forg'd manacles I hear

How the Chimney-sweepers cry
Every blackning Church appalls,
And the hapless Soldiers sigh
Runs in blood down Palace walls


I don't suppose this particular excursion includes a round trip ticket. I'm Oswald Cobblepot. Most people just call me Penguin.

Aug. 1st, 2020


[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

[info]fishbro
[info]valloic

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[info]fishbro
[info]valloic
[Boyd's Body & Paint]
You guys take appointments over the network or should I just show up? Vallo's doing it's thing and my old truck showed up sometime last night. Largely just glad it didn't give it to me while I was underwater, but it still needs a lot of work. I got it running, but it got hit with a tidal wave some time back. Long story.


I've been back above water for just over a week and I've already bought a suit and going to a fancy dance party at a castle that wasn't here a few months ago. For all it's changed in the last year, Vallo's still as unpredictable as ever.

Jul. 20th, 2020


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

[info]harleeey
[info]valloic

network post: batman's sooper dooper secret identity


[info]harleeey
[info]valloic
Hey! Did you find one of those magic types I told you about?

I bet they got you squared away with that guy you were trying to chase down, huh?

This place is real big on the magic stuff.

Jul. 17th, 2020


[info]akillervoice
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[info]akillervoice
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[info]akillervoice
[info]valloic
I found the keys to the old nightclub that I used to work at on my kitchen counter. I decided I'd check it out, and there it was, the Black Mask Club, just as I remember it.

Except I don't want it to be the way that I remembered it, because Roman Sionis was a piece of shit, and he's dead, so it doesn't have to be how he wanted it anymore. And lucky for me, he gets to pay for all of the renovations. I hope he's rolling over in his fucking grave thinking about it. Or as his case would be, the bottom of the ocean near Gotham Pier.

So yeah. I'm opening a nightclub. I've hired a crew to get everything done as soon as possible, but there's a couple of things that I'm going to be taking care of myself. Like cleansing the shit out of the upstairs apartment space. I don't want anything left of that man in that space.

So, in a couple of weeks, everyone 18 and up is invited to the grand opening of La Sirène. In the meantime, I'll be holding interviews for bartenders, bouncers, wait staff, and in-house entertainment. No creeps allowed.

[Cass and Harley]

The way I see it, Roman fucked you guys over pretty bad, too. Want to come over and help me break some shit? Also, there's plenty of space upstairs if you want to move in. Just tell me that the hyena's at least fucking housebroken. Or at least, isn't going to use me as a chew toy.

Jul. 12th, 2020


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

[info]andassociate
[info]valloic

Network Post


[info]andassociate
[info]valloic
Okay so we've had people turned into kids, bunnies, geese, weird ass goblins.

This weird shit is gonna keep happening probably, right? So I think we need a pool. I'll run it. You can put in as many different guesses as you want. Odds on a guess go up if more than one person says it. You put down a minimum of five bucks per guess, I'll hold. If no one gets whatever happens next, we'll roll the guesses over until someone wins.

Sounds good? I'll put in two guesses first.

1- Everybody turns into dogs or cats.
2- People crawling outta the tv.

Jul. 3rd, 2020


[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
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[info]whatthebucky
[info]valloic
I'll be offering lessons over at the Underground a few times a week. If you're interested, let me know here and we can work out a schedule.

I can train you in Muay Thai, MMA, Krav Maga, Kali, Systema, karate, or boxing.

Jul. 2nd, 2020


[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
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[info]galahdan
[info]valloic
Inspired by my didn't involve children but still literal accidental kidnapping last week - craziest thing you ever stole? Winner drinks free on a night of their choosing between tonight and Monday.

Jun. 30th, 2020


[info]crossbowkiller
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[info]crossbowkiller
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Network Post


[info]crossbowkiller
[info]valloic
I've tried to find my way out of here.

That's not happening, is it?