Greetings, fellow kidnapped denizens! Alexis Rose, here to make your day just a little
bit brighter so put on your cheap Wal-Mart sunglasses because it's time for...SPEED DATING
Or as I like to call it, Booty Camp.
In honor of Beyoncé's glorious entrance into the world, yes, that
Beyoncé whom I once met in Mykonos, there will be a speed dating event on September 4th. Hosted by moi
, the event will begin at 6:00 PM and will be held at Ásynja Meadery. Food and drinks available for purchase, but try not to get too sloppy or lose your top too early.
There will be a $10 registration fee, and all proceeds go to benefit the Chakrabarti Clinic, because we all have to take care of ourselves and get those pap smears if that applies to you. If you're interested in signing up or signing up someone else who is too shy to sign up but is sitting around sad and lonely, eyeliner flaking off as they listen to Creep by Radiohead, let us know!
And if there are questions or concerns, direct them to Alexis Rose (that's me), PR Leadership for the DOA, owner of Alexis Rose Communications, and current babysitter of Rose Apothecary.( OOC )