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[POSTED EARLY MORNING]

Is there anything here that facilitates cutting wood, other than an axe? I've a bad shoulder.

[HAWKE]
How is your head?

[ANDERS]
And now, how are you really?

Hey friends! I thought I would start today with some adorable things! The sleepy cows are awake! And I took them out for a photoshoot because they're SO CUTE. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd then they decided it was time for hide and seek, which, holy Oops All Berries and Star Crunch I nearly lost my MIND.

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Aren't they the ABSOLUTE BEST??? Then we sat in the fields for awhile, because being a formerly sleepy cow is hard work.

ALSO I was hoping someone might adopt Noah and me for the weekend?? Gansey and Blue and Henry are camping :))))))))))))))))))))) and Ronan and Adam are hanging out at the Barns :)))))))))))))))))). I come with lots of things! They include:

1. Snacks
1a. gummy snacks
1b. pizza based snacks
1c. snack cake snacks
1d. crunchy snacks
1e. chocolate snacks

2. Games
2a. board games
2b. card games
2c. games we make up on the spot

3. Amazing Jokes.

4. Hackey Sack (you might have thought this would be under games, but it is instead my hidden talent)

5. Sports of all kinds
5a. stick/racket based sports (lacrosse, tennis, golf, field hockey, ping pong, badminton, soon to be ice hockey MAYBE???)
5b. balls (football, basketball, bowling, DODGEBALL, water polo, PAINTBALL, wiffle ball, cricket, handball, squash, bocce, volleyball, rugby)
5c. other sports (wrestling, track and field, other sports that I don't know about but will learn VERY quickly)

6. Lots of time learning great things about each other, my eternal thanks, lots of hugs if consent is given, or in lieu of hugs, a fantastic handshake we agree upon and choreograph.

Okay thanks!!!! :)))))))))))))))))

I've been working on a few new projects. There are options here that didn't exist back home, so it's given me a lot of inspiration.

cassandra.

So, it would seem our family's funds have been placed in my account by whatever magic runs this place. I took the time to set up a separate account for it that you also have access to. I'll give you all of the information.

exandrians.

So, as we've yet to properly celebrate Vax's very impressive victory in the fights over the weekend, I say it's long past time we have a proper pub crawl. We haven't done one of those in ages.

Been a weird fucking day. Went to grab a few things from this place in the woods and I see what you guys mean about fucking seahorse assholes. Man can't even piss in the woods without getting attacked.

Does anyone know how to get seahorse...goo? Blood? I don't even fucking know...Out of clothes. I'm used to human blood on my clothes in like bucket fulls and sort of figuring that shit out cause I'd go through way too many shirts and pants back home if I didn't. Just glad I packed my chainsaw. Fucking just in case. Some real bullshit there. Ugh. I need a shower. Fucking never trust trees. Don't know why I went in the forest. Fucking trees

Not to add to the flow of confusing thoughts out there, but to the person considering what classes they ought to be taking: Death in Perspective sounds pretty fucking cool, I am just saying. I really don't know what Star Trek is and only have the bare minimum grasp of the concept of physics, but Death in Perspective. Do take this with a grain of salt as the only reason I got through my schooling was because my sister did most of my homework for me, as I was far too busy learning how to throw knives and hating my father as all angst ridden teens are, so I am not someone to give advice about higher education. But, you know, there's some unsolicited advice from someone apparently loosely affiliated with the goddess of death for you anyway.

Also, everything about your significant others is going to rot my teeth. It's very sweet.

PIKE

How are you doing, Pickle?

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Okay so I don't know who Percy is but if you want to have a running commentary of how hot his body is that feels like a pics or it didn't happen kind of situation.

Is mead very good? I keep thinking about that and I'm so curious! And I kind of want to throw an axe now! I don't know that I'd be very good at it, but it just seems SO fun??

Also holy Froot Loops Pop-Tarts, James Rogers I hope this isn't SUPER embarrassing for you but someone thinks you're really [...] great! :))))))

Okay, so I'm pretty sure it's not a sword, because usually they're a lot more keen on killing things and, and like, blood. And not so many songs.

I dunno who Eddie is, but someone likes your dick a lot. A whole lot.

[Vox Machina]

GROG STRONGJAW! DO YOU HAVE CRAVEN EDGE RIGHT NOW!?

You need to tell me if you have it, right this minute!

If anyone is out there and sees Grog and if he has Craven Edge, then take it away from him and run far away and tell me super quick, okay??

I want to go drink a lot.

Where do I do that, that is best for drinking?

What do people do around here when they feel restless? I miss thunderstorms. I am very much enjoying all of the new things to eat. I wish the rest of my friends were here.

[Beau]

I had a really good time. We should do that again, if you want.

VOX MACHINA

I know not everyone is at the same spot in regards to what they remember from home, but inspired by Percival and the spirit of general honesty, the Deathwalker's Ward showed up in my room a couple of days ago. For those not caught up, it's armor that was retrieved from the tomb of the Champion of the Raven Queen.

I'm also telling you this because I'm planning on wearing it, so it would have been kind of obvious eventually.

Not to alarm anyone, but my gun showed up.

That gun.

I'm bored, recovering from a head injury, and hopped on painkillers. I need something to keep myself occupied so...

There's that ball coming up at the end of next week, right? Should be a fun time. Since I'm guessing it's going to be a little bit fancier than the last party we had, who wants a date for it? This isn't so much just for me, but for anyone who might be interested in going with someone, romantic or otherwise.

So comment here I guess with your name, preferences, a couple of your interests, your age bracket, and see if it gets you a date.

I apologize for nothing.

So WTF? A musical to introduce us, okay. But where is everyone else? I need to see Bo. She better get her ass here ASAP.

Anyway, hey. What's up? I'm Kenzi and still trying to navigate this hellhole.

Even with the advertisements, the skies in our area of the forest, and such, this is a taste of home that I wouldn't have truly anticipated, even if it is only for one day. I had assumed that my life would be spent in Rosohna and doing my errands without added protections would never be something I would feel that I took for granted, and yet here we are.

It is not an altogether unexpected thing to miss from home, but I suppose I have gotten used to life as normal here.

XHORHAUS

Which is to say, should there be anything that you would need picked up, please let me know. I foresee being out and about for a while today.

Hey so does anyone know where there's a house of lady favors around? And then show me how to get there.

[SCANLAN]

Hey. You've been pretty quiet. Are you okay? You've got me a little worried.

[GROG]

Have you heard from Scanlan? I haven't seen him in a bit. I'm a little worried. Also, would you want me to teach you to read?

Okay, going from one magic island to another. This is fine. You know, I'm actually kind of impressed by the welcoming committee? Like, top tier considering the whole, uh, unwilling immigration thing. Really though, like, every other country (dimension?) should take notes.

Hi, I'm Bobby Drake aka Iceman aka So Fucking Cool and the nice folks in suits said maybe some people I knew might be here so I ought to check? That tracks pretty well, considering that any time I end up in an alternate dimension there's always some other X-schmuck. Which, don't get me wrong, love that for me. Mojoverse, anyone?

Also interested in meeting Other Cool People. Feel free to declare your coolness credentials here so I can be impressed*.






*I am not easily impressed unless you're, like, really good at Super Smash Bros