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Okay okay alright

I have spent all fucking day being hounded by a flock of ravens or crows or some shit and it's starting to get creepy. Is this a Hallowhat'sitween thing? Am I just fucking lucky?

Unlucky? I mean shit, we already knew that.



Anyway, don't go outside, Letters.

Listen I just want to go on the record and say I'm a GNOME that's different than the LEPRECHAUNS that are going around giving folks like myself a bad name. I like candy, same as anyone, and I like a fight, maybe more than some, but I only get in houses via chimney I ain't going door to door asking for things.

Just making sure there ain't no false information out there.

Hey fun fucking facts for today:

1. So you can call them a flock of turkeys, but they're also called a rafter of turkeys and what the fuck is up with that.

2. Our house is surrounded by a rafter of turkeys. ( cut for image! )

3. They're mean fuckers, shit and damn. I can respect that and all, but also I don't know who in this house offended the turkeys (Chet? Dorian?) but they're currently pecking at the siding and windows and shit. It might be fucking on.

and 4. Letters, don't go outside.

Bells Hells

Alright now. Don't you all be hiding or shoving your face in pie. Let's talk about this like a real family.

Champio Vax'ildan

You up?

I still don't I am completely fucking lost This world is so bright

Are there housing options in a more [...] quiet area? I am out of this bloody clinic and these apartments are in the middle of a very populated area. And there is so much sunlight.

[a few moments after this airs for vallo to see]

Fuck.

I have been doing better about losing days, so the fact I just apparently lost several is bullshit. I remember I had a fucked up dream but it's fuzzy as shit and What the fuck is going on?

hope everyone's real fucking comfy because the bridge is out.

tried alerting folks on the mainland but it was a real garbled shitstorm of a mess on cell and the landline in the gen store so hang tight, i guess.

[TW: talk of death in comments]

Did anyone happen to notice if the gas station on the way in carried sunscreen? I was on the cabin's front porch carefully applying it to my chest and shoulders when my bottle came up empty, and I cannot very well do my morning yoga practice in these shorts without it.

Please for the love of whatever fucking god actually listens tell me that I'm not the only one seeing a FACE on the FUCKING MOON because frankly I've had enough MOON BULLSHIT to last several lifetimes

and also would prefer my loss of mind to take this kind of shape because FUCK me.

Just wanted to shout out that if you see me around at any of the Pride events and would like a flower crown to add to your look, don't hesitate to ask for one. I make them with magic, so they last until I more or less forever without wilting and I can do them in whatever flowers or colors you like. It's really my one magical party trick, so I'm happy to do it and share the festivities.

For examples of what I can do, here's mine and Dorian's: ( Cut for images! )

Though, as an FYI, I might look a bit different so don't be too alarmed if you see me on the regular? I'm bigger, I mean. It's weird and I don't know what's up with it or how long it will last, but—yeah. It's a thing.

Okay, last year was me figuring out what this pride thing that's coming up is. Big fan. Love to see it. Always wanted to be in a parade.

Alright, no I haven't, but it was fun anyway.

This year, it's time to go all out and I've been working on fits and with some fucking luck (aka pure skill) I'll be set to go early. That said, if anyone else wants to deck themselves out in something all unique and one of a damn kind, hit me up because I enjoy this shit and am here to help, I guess.

Also in all this summer weather-ness, I've perfected frozen margaritas. Nothing more to say about that, I just wanted to brag.

Hey. Look at this shit. ( Cut for images! )

Fucking great, I know.

What's up.

I'm looking to bring in some extra cash to start a nest egg for when. Bartending is lucrative and all that, but I'm a greedy bastard. That said, I'm handy with a needle and thread so if you need any fixes or want something added to a piece or just, I don't know, want something designed, then: hi. I'm Ashton Greymoore. Let's fucking go.



Also, now I'm curious. Anyone else got any secret talents they're holding out on? Now's the time to fess up. Let's be fucking vulnerable.

So I ain't done electronic mail since before the war and it weren't near as colorful as what I'm seeing here. But I gotta say this has gotta be less annoying than them Pip-Boys.

Never you mind about all that, though. I'm still trying to adjust to seeing trees and whole buildings again. And civilized folk. And pure, free water. Gimme a day to get used to this and maybe I'll be sure this ain't some dream or you folk aren't some drug-induced fantasy of mine. Or with my luck, some kind of experiment by them Vault-Tec scientists I heard about.

BELLS HELLS (MINUS DORIAN)

Hey, are you guys going to have time tomorrow to possibly do me a favor?

How long are the days here anyway? Not that I have a problem with day drinking, but this is kind of weird.

Oh. Right. I'm Valkyrie. Any rules on claiming one of the empty cottages in New Asgard as my own?

So after my whole earth titan thing had some folk surprised, it had me thinking. We've all got some kind of weird life story, tragic or magical or funky or otherwise, from before we were all forced to live in merriment here in Vallo. So tell me, or the class at large, something about yourself that's shocking. Could be personal, could be weird world shit (though that's been asked about before, so no fucking repeats because that's cheating), could be adventures had. I don't care, I just want to be entertained because I finished this documentary about weird cheese and am real hung up about it.

Also yesterday was my birthday (and no one else's, don't believe the rumors) (also I don't know how old I am so don't ask), so I think by birthday rights you've got to play along. I don't make the fucking rules, okay.

Or also don't play along. I'm not your fucking parent and be grateful for that.

I've only half tested this whole I Can Turn Into An Earth Titan thing now and I feel like that's fucking sad. What's the point of being able to turn into an earth titan if you don't know what it's all about, right? Exactly.

So who wants to possibly get punched in the face and/or slammed by a hammer via an earth titan and spar and shit. I'll supplement your time with drinks, because that's how fucking nice I am.

Hey out there, Network People. I heard I should introduce myself here. I'm Liam, I've been here about a week, and I haven't posted because - technology, that's new. But I think I've got the hang of it now, and Violet says you guys like pictures of cool things, so here's one.



I don't usually get to paint them, but you guys have craft stores that are pretty awesome. I spent almost all of my DOA stipend there, so that probably means it's time I get a job. Who's got good work recommendations for a dragon-less dragon rider?