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Hi, so you can see I took a lot of the introspection discussions at the open house/temple stuff seriously and I think I'd like to learn more about the Jedi ways. While I don't have the Force, I know we've talked about how it's similar in a lot of respects. Plus I am always interested in learning new things to be a better person and Avatar. What do I need to do?

thatdlorusbrat
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• I wonder if there has been any study of how time moves in comparison to that of the homeworlds? This notion concerns me greatly, as we are on a-- we'll call it abbreviated -- schedule back home before, in short, total devastation and unending apocalypse strikes, and I would really very much like to avoid all of that, and:

• Has anyone else had their magical abilities dampened? I am missing a power that was second nature back home, and it seems to be much weakened here, and finally:

• I could use the spiciest curry on saag that Vallo could provide me with. Please, I implore you: blow my head off.

wedobones
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• Apple: My first real apple I have ever had! I've tasted lab-grown apple of course, and once I had a dehydrated apple slice so old it looked like a Great-Aunt, but the real thing is great - lush, good texture, nice sweet/sour bite. 9/10

• Ahi Tuna: I was skeptical and I still am. It's squishy and cold as a tomb. The sesame seeds imparted a delicious nutty (hahaha) taste and texture, and I could see the appeal on a hot day, but honestly texture-wise it reminded me too much of cannibalism, so nah. 5/10.

• Avocado: Metaphor for my life. You get this big round thing that you squeeze with the soft touch of an uncertain and chaste lover, but when you split it open, it's mostly seed. I have been informed that this is the luck of the draw, and my luck sucks, so there's that to take into account. The part of the avocado fruit I ate was delicious, but there was so little of it. Avocado, you're ON NOTICE.

• Banana: Looks like a dick 10/10

• Coffee: Smells so good, tastes like heartbreak. Coffee is a LIE. An 'acquired taste' they say. Acquire my dismissal. 0/10.

• Cupcake(s): I ate four in as many minutes and I thought my heart was going to come out of my nose. I threw up and then I ate a fifth. 10/10 Cupcakes are great.

• Gelato: Someone from the land of Italy recommended this, and I got to say, good job. I ate it way too quickly and I thought I was going to die again, but then the pain went away and there was only sweetness. It reminded me a lot of every romantic crush I've ever had.

• Gnocchi: Texture-wise, not great; it's like eating tiny little turds with tomato sauce. But then I enjoyed myself? I don't know; I think I need to look further within to figure this one out. 6/10.

• Huevos Rancheros: Eggs + spicy things! Amazing. Apparently this is a breakfast food but I think we all know that this is a drunk food. 8/10

• Kale: You kale people are fucked up, 0/10.

• Meatball: Inclined to give this a 10/10 because of the 'ball' part but I found myself dreaming of its simple meaty qualities a few hours after I had one for the first time. If you'd only had lab-grown meat your whole life, the real deal is insanely good. I can 100% see the appeal of murdering cute animals. 10/10

• Pizza: Bury my ass in a field of pizza or however you make it IDC. 11/10 I would die for pizza

• Waffles Overrated. The syrup is gross and gets everywhere and soggy bread reminds me of grandmothers. 2/10, fight me.

journo
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Name:
Arrival date(s):
If you were here before, do you remember it? Please elaborate.
Do you have previous experience with "world hopping" or travel like what brought you to Vallo?
Are any people from your home here, too?
What has been the most challenging adjustment for you?
Would you be willing to answer more questions if I have them?

rubber
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Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.