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Nov. 22nd, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
To the person whose shoes I apparently turned to dust today, I am very sorry. Again. Just--really sorry.

I don't even know if they were an Outlander and will see this, my roughly 23rd apology, but I feel like I really ought to put that into the universe, just to be safe.

Nov. 21st, 2022


[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Jackie Daytona, American Yankee Doodle Dandy, salt of the earth, volleyball aficionado, and, he would want me to stress this because it is the most important part, REGULAR HUMAN BARTENDER is now.........A POTTED PLANT

ALSO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART BECAUSE IT IS PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I JUST SAID

and I have been having a very passionate, intimate, and carnal affair with him!!!!!!!!!! Was it the blue jeans? The toothpick? His remarkable accent from Arizonya Arizon Aryzynya Arizoninaia a place? Or the sheer and absolute lust between us? We may never know, the hormones want what the hormones want and as we all know I am irresistible with my pheromones and my singing and my bosom and even though I had to talk of human things such as pizza and it being wine o'clock somewhere (the actual fuck that means, I do not know) and how leggings are in fact pants (??????????) NOW IT IS OVER BECAUSE HE IS A PLANT!!!!!!

I AM GRIEVING.

Oct. 31st, 2022


[info]queensparkles
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[info]queensparkles
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[info]queensparkles
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HELP! ADORA??

There is mbgkjhklgshjo=--------------=wetr09 a s,,mall child who











KEEPS ✨TELEPORTING✨ AROUND and 💩💩💩💩💩 stealing my phone and 03955555-----------090000hgiggling

Does she belong to anyone???? She is unbelievably cute???? 💩💩!!!!!!!!

Brown curls, big glasses, maybe four??

Oct. 18th, 2022


[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
[info]valloic
Thanks to everyone who came out to round two of Vallo Speed Dating over the weekend. I hope you all had fun, and found some success with dates, friends, somewhere in between, or finally admitted those feelings some of you clearly have. It was a good distraction from Loki le

Oct. 13th, 2022


[info]firespheres
[info]valloic

[info]firespheres
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[info]firespheres
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO NADJA, GUILLERMO, AND NANDOR; CC'D PETE AND CATRA.]
I need tomorrow night off from filming the documentary for personal reasons.

Sep. 28th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
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It's been a little over a month since I've had gainful employment and here are a few things that I have learned.

1. Magic, as it turns out, continues to be very cool.
2. So does having a steady paycheck.
3. People really will haggle over anything if you give them the chance. I don't know if that's just specific to working in a magic shop, because I really don't see people haggling over things at the grocery store or anything, but it definitely happens. Which is unfortunate, because
4. I'm still struggling with methods to put my foot down that aren't just a smiling all charming until they get the hint.
5. Somehow Unseen Servants, despite that they are unseen, have very distinct personalities? Benedict is my favorite, but don't tell Rodrigo or Esmerelda.
6. The ombre potion wall is more than just pretty and it's real important to remember which potion does what and is where. It's also real important to not knock any of them over. Not that I have! But I've seen some close calls and it's stressful every time.
7. Prestidigitation? Super helpful.
8. The bakery across the way from the shop has really good cinnamon rolls.

Anyway, those are my life lessons, some more valid than others. If you want to see me in action, you should come to Gilmore's and buy some things in honor of 1 and 2 on this list.

Sep. 23rd, 2022


[info]dreamedup
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[info]dreamedup
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[info]dreamedup
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Okay first, good luck to everyone involved in the race this weekend!! Ronan and Gansey are racing and Adam and I are in the pit crew! :)))))))) I've been reading up on the best snacks for concentration and focus and then I just bought a whole bunch of things that are easy to eat while going at INSANE speeds and taking SHARP turns better than ANYONE ELSE EVER and then WINNING by a LOT.

(that's my trash talk, everyone, I know, lolololololololololol it's so bad)

Also, I bought a whole lot of these NOT for the race but because I thought it could be mega fun to have a bonfire and have these and taste test them against actual s'mores? And I love a s'more like CRAZY, my fave is to use rice krispies treats instead of graham crackers, and peanut butter cups instead of marshmallows. Plus, autumn is in the air and some of the best treats come out at this time. Next weekend, maybe?

But also...let's be real, I'm down for a s'mores party at any time. :)))))))))

Sep. 22nd, 2022


[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
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[info]childofthor
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ATTENTION SINGLE PEOPLE.

How many of you are out there, and are you looking to potentially be not single, or at least have a few drinks and meet new people?

I am looking into the possibility of hosting the next speed dating event, and want to figure out if there's any interest in it.

For those of you who are concerned that a Norse goddess who grew up in a dome in the Apocalypse who ended up with one of the other people stuck in there (shock) and has never had to really date in her life, has no business hosting a dating event, no worries. I'm supplying the space and alcohol, and bringing in someone who knows what they're doing to consult on the actual event logistics.

Please advise.

Aug. 24th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
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Well, I thought I was getting used to the technology in this year but apparently I should have been more prepared for betrayal.

Aug. 22nd, 2022


[info]queensparkles
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[info]queensparkles
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[info]queensparkles
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You don’t have to answer this publicly, or even at all, because it’s not at all fair to be outed by a weird failure of technology. But I’m just putting it out there that I would very much like to be friends with any bisexual (or gay, or not, or unsure!!) heavy metal Taylor Swift fan.

We can go get ice cream together and then you can teach me how to navigate a mosh pit.

Even if you don’t feel comfortable responding to this directly, please befriend me another way. I just think we’d get along, okay 😭

Aug. 20th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
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[info]blessyoursoul
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MR. GILMORE
Hello, Mr. Gilmore! I'm Pete Montague and I feel like we've met in passing a few times--at least, I've come into your shop before. And it's actually your shop that I'm messaging you regarding.

Is there any chance you have any job openings available? Stocking shelves or working the register or whatever else you might need help with doing? I have a resume that I can bring to you and I'm happy to do an interview and all of that, but I didn't want to just come into the shop and assume you were hiring so I thought that I might reach out here first. Oh and I am magically inclined, if that makes a difference. It was still relatively new to me back home, but I had some lessons and then finished out my schooling at Geliara here.

So um Just let me know! I appreciate your consideration either way.
AL
Okay. I reached out to Mr. Gilmore, please think positive thoughts that he's hiring and will take a chance on me.

Aug. 15th, 2022


[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
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HELLO it is me, NADJA here. Perhaps some of you have seen or visited the Night Market (it is a bit of a misstatement since they are open all the time but you know, BRANDING and all) or perhaps you are very curious. Either way, I, NADJA have some very important tips for you.

1. There is a hag, her name is Celestina or something like that, TOTAL BITCH. When you go by her booth, you spit on the ground and say 'Nadja sent me.' Women have to stick together, but when you are a hag named Celestina, you may ROT.

2. The Night Market will only allow for bartering (goods, services, your soul) or for spending gold, silver, gems, your left eye, things like that. But honestly, bartering is your best bet because OF COURSE someone will be like, oh no, I can't make change for 35 gold coins I may as well just keep the whole thing and then you are up the river of shit without a way to row.

3. NEVER TAKE THE FIRST OFFER. Put a very disdainful look in your eye and surmise that perhaps the goblins down the way would take less. Then huff, shimmy your bosom, and prepare to walk away.

4. If you are a human DO NOT GO ALONE. They can smell it on you and will be on you SO fast. Do not let anyone take you anywhere. There is a bandersnatch, that if you sneeze in front of him, he will think you are now a part of his harem.

5. It is so fun!!!!! There are so many things to barter for, and if you enjoy slightly offensive t-shirts you will be AMAZED!!!! Just be careful because you may accidentally purchase a cursed item and then, well, too bad for you.

If your name is Al or my darling cupcake kitten Catra or Peel you are in VERY GOOD LUCK because we are going on a field trip to the Night Market very soon!!! And you may pick out something as a treat.

The end? I still don't know how to end these fucking things. Goodbye?

Jul. 23rd, 2022


[info]shitticket
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[info]shitticket
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Hey so I was following Henderson around this morning cause he had some idea and it turns out the kid was spot on and found some guy that's got the other record people are looking for? They made a deal and now we're playing his dumb dungeon game for it. So yeah. Not to be dramatic but the Fate of Vallo relies on the nerd game and we need our Hawkins Dungeoners to assemble.

The merchant wants some witnesses so nobody's cheating and is calling in some of his cronies so we could use a little backup just to make sure they're not gonna jump our asses too.

Jul. 21st, 2022


[info]thatdlorusbrat
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[info]thatdlorusbrat
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[info]thatdlorusbrat
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Good morning (is it morning yet?), Vallo:

As this appears to be related to a magical spell or curse, the Department of Magical Research and those associated with it are aiding investigations into what happened and how to resolve it. Below the cut are the names of everyone I am aware of that fell ill during yesterday's Moon Day festivities. If you recall a name that is not on this list, please share it, along with any other information that you might have as to timing, initial symptoms, etc.

Thank you for your assistance.

List of the Affected )

Jun. 26th, 2022


[info]firespheres
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[info]firespheres
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[info]firespheres
[info]valloic
Pete Montague
Al Montague
WHERE Their apartment in Morningside
WHEN Friday morning, before Pride festivities
WHAT Pete's first Pride, in the modern era with many feelings, and Al is determined to be there for his brother.
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS None, just Al panic-buying every rainbow-related he could find
"I'm going to hug you now." Read more... )

Jun. 25th, 2022


[info]shitticket
[info]valloic

[info]shitticket
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[info]shitticket
[info]valloic
So that uh, parade this morning? Is that sort of thing normal here? Like a lot of girls kissing girls and guys kissing guys with everybody being good with it? Cause-- cool. That's very rad. Robin w

But uh hey, it's Steve again. I figured out how to use this thing better, so thanks for the help. Does anybody know where I can get lessons on how to swing those huge swords around, so El stops staring at me like I can't handle it? I'm good with a lot of weapons! Especially the swinging part.

Jun. 11th, 2022


[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
I HAVE DONE IT

I ATTENDED AL'S GRADUATION ALTHOUGH THIS WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME

They announced his name and he bravely marched for face the trials of commencement head on as is only fitting for a member of our documentary crew.

(we are still looking for crew members, of course, you must be able to hold a camera or the fuzzy...stick thing, or you must be very good at asking questions of me and my Nadja doll



also Nandor and Guillermo)

AND OH HOW I WAILED THE TENSION WAS SO MUCH FOR ME HOW WOULD I REPLACE HIM

But he received the paper with his name, and that is very good ?????. And Peel did as well! Peel is not technically a member of the documentary crew so my wailing was not as loud for him, but I was still prepared to mourn because I mourn so beautifully, my bosom heaving.

Other little humans did the graduating as well. Apparently it happens every year! And you are expected to give a gift, so I have prepared my gifts for Al and Peel.

It took many hours but I think it is worth it. )

There were others, but obviously this is the best, most important gift. So, yes, Happy Merry I still don't truly know what this is A Graduation to you all.

May. 18th, 2022


[info]muleonis
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[info]muleonis
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I think I finally have the greenhouses set up the way that I want. It is a little strange to not have someone sneaking in constantly to reorganize after I've already organized and make me have to start all over again. I hadn't considered how it would feel. I didn't even have to reorganize the potions closet. I was tempted to disorganize it myself just to feel better about it.

Additionally, I still need four or more people for Quidditch. If someone else wants to play? I know we've had new people show up since my last post. It's birthday Quidditch if it makes a difference (for my birthday, I mean) and I've been giving both flying and Quidditch lessons.

May. 16th, 2022


[info]lovinglydrew
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[info]lovinglydrew
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Um, so, someone PLEASE tell me why I can't live in a fabulous penthouse and instead am stuck in some lame housing that reminds me of dorms? And I have none of my CLOTHES and most importantly, my PINK EYELINER??? We have to buy everything, and they give us less allowance in a month than my dad gives me in a WEEK. Do I have to...get a JOB to live in the lifestyle to which I am accustomed???

Is there at least a Bergdorf's so I can find something even remotely suitable to wear??

Also, when I asked for a pink laptop they didn't even acknowledge me. RUDE MUCH?

I'm told there are other Camp Halfblood people here so...hello!

And for all you cute boys out there, I'm Drew.

May. 3rd, 2022


[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
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[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.