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Mar. 18th, 2024


[info]firstheir
[info]valloic

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[info]firstheir
[info]valloic
So, uh.

Are we still looking for the portal guy? Because it just kinda dropped out of the sky from a portal and flew off. The portal isn't there anymore, but just checking that no one suddenly disappeared or anything, because that would be a problem.

EDIT: Witches and wizards and magical folk of Vallo, do you have magical ways to track glitchy, invisible beasts? And ones that can fly. Me and Kratos ??? want to know.

EDIT 2: Anyone who is familiar that sounds so wrong but that's the words that F with the beast, can you come describe it to Fresh Cut Grass?

Mar. 7th, 2024


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Alright so, I've been thinking with these alternate worlds and portals and shit. There seems to just be an infinite number of possibilities, but I guess that was always fucking obvious given how we're all from our own weirdo worlds and some are super samesie but just off axis just a smidge or whatever.

So here's what I'm curious about. Share with the class something about your world that's totally fucking normal to you, but someone from another would stare at you like you sprouted additional heads if you told them. This can be something big (example: the moon is a prison) to something smaller (example: broccoli is sentient), whatever you want. Fucking dazzle me.

AKA I'm pretty sure I've watched every documentary there fucking is and I need to be entertained, let's go.

Feb. 21st, 2024


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

Space Network


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
Hey there, newcomers--and also not-newcomers, since I've been told everyone should be connected onto our networks now. Obviously let us know if that's not the case--well, I guess you wouldn't be seeing this if it wasn't, so. Let us know if it is and that's one thing done.

Anyway, I'm Orym and it really is nice to see some new faces, even if it's from strange circumstances. (I say that as though arriving via tree onto a space station is normal, but after a few years it really is.)

If there's anything you need or have questions about, let us know.

Feb. 15th, 2024


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[info]valloic

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[info]smileyday
[info]valloic
Smiley day, folks! It was sure nice to see you all at the speed dating--there's something magical to me about you soul touched finding connections with each other. That's what makes this flat disc of a planet meaningful!

In between all of that gazing into each other's optic orbs, did anyone happy to notice that creature outside? Kinda looked like the one that came right before the big portal opened up?

Ashton

Smiley day, Ashton, I was just wondering if you were around? I haven't seen you today yet and maybe you're still entertaining a new friend--don't let me interrupt you if that's the case, good for you, stay hydrated is all!

But...if you were done...and hadn't come home yet?

Jan. 11th, 2024


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Things I wasn't expecting today: a guy just falling from the sky in full armor and nearly landing on me.
Things that happened today: that.

Happy fucking Thursday, you all.

Dec. 28th, 2023


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
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[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
I may have Druidcrafted a bit close to the sun, because our Christmas cactus is thriving more than anticipated. Does that mean the holiday just continues?

Speaking of holidays, with the new year coming up, it's hard not to think about how this is going to be my second one here with all of you and that's a lot to wrap my head around. It's been an eventful year, so I'm curious: what's your favorite thing that happened to you this year? Do you have anything you're looking forward to in the next year or any goals you're making?

DORIAN
Hi.

Nov. 24th, 2023


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

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[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
This week has been quite the vacation from my life. It's not meant to be a brag, but I feel as though I've seen a lot of things in the last handful of months back home but it really doesn't compare to waking up in another world altogether. It's been sort of nice to escape red moon and Ludinus Da'leth business, while also getting to just see some new sights but I'm pretty sure it's about time to get back to said business, anytime now. I miss

I also had something called funfetti cake and I don't know if that sugar is ever going to leave my body, but it was pretty worth it.

BELLS HELLS
So, hey. I figure since it seems as though people actually are swapping back to their regular selves and returning to their business that it will hopefu happen here eventually. I just wanted to say, while I have the chance, that I appreciate you guys letting me hang around. You didn't have to, but you did and I just, you know, thanks.

Nov. 17th, 2023


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
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[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
I don't really know
Hello, I was told that
Will

I think I've worked out how to use this thing alright, though I suppose no one will see this if I didn't.

So anyway, hi. I'm Orym, though I guess some of you might already know that? It's been a weird confusing impossible bit of a morning, though from the looks of it, I may not be alone in that. Luckily I'm sort of used to stuff kind of taking me by surprise, so it's fine. Sure. Very convincing, Orym.

But, yeah. If anyone has seen Has If you see a tall half-elf with brown hair and a sword wandering around, let me know.

Nov. 4th, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
BELLS HELLS
Calix made me that bank account and it has a bunch of money in it. I very highly doubt it's from him so I guess it's one of those Vallo money things, not fucking complaining. Am complaining that he's gone but

But, you know. Give me an itemized fucking receipt of whatever you're missing, Dorian, and I'll get you your money back.

After that, let's go out tonight. I can only handle trying to be so much responsible and it's been forfuckingever so let's get sloppy.
GILMORE
If you were given like some fucking potion or salve, would you be able to figure out what's in it that makes it tick?

Also uh pretty sure my kid went over to yours when he first got here and was all freaked out about it and me and us not knowing him so, I know you haven't done it yet or anything but a preemptive thanks or some shit for being a safe place for him to drop when he needs to in the future.
WIDOGAST
I've got a question for you when you've got the time.

Oct. 19th, 2023


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[info]valloic

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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
BELLS HELLS
fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCKING FUCK

Oct. 13th, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Okay I don't know what the FUCK is going on but I saw some ghost lady literally fucking spider crawl across the ceiling in the hallway and I think somewhere in Exandria Laudna is pissed at me because the hall is now fucked to shit thanks to hammer swings and also I took a chunk out of your door, Chetney, and I'm not sorry because holy shit I was not ready for this today.

Anyway, watch out for ghosts or something.

Sep. 12th, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Look.

I know there's ways to make this whole fucking paralyzed-by-a-basilisk-shithead thing go away, but I won't pretend I know much about magic to actually know how that shit works, so if anyone can point me in a direction, I would really like to use my arm again. It's kind of dead weight right now, which does mean it's kind of great to swing around as a club when you take down the basilisk-shithead that did it to you in the first place, but my body is enough without pretty sure this is going to get fucking old fucking quick.

Oh and thanks in advance, all that.

Also, people that have the joy of living with me, there's a dead basilisk in our backyard. You're fucking welcome.

Sep. 1st, 2023


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
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[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
Somewhere between my birthday earlier in the week and it being September already, I've been a little nostalgic the last couple of days. It was my second birthday that I've gotten to celebrate here in Vallo (38, before anyone asks) and the sheer amount of stuff that has happened to me and change that I've felt personally is pretty wild to think back on.

It was nearly a year ago that some of us had that wild adventure with cultists and rocket launchers and monsters. I went to hell, traveled in time, spent a week stressing folks out as a child, fought a whole slew of creatures through defense patrols, got my first job that wasn't mercenary work since I was a guard in my hometown, kissed a handsome man for the first time in seven years (which I think was well received, judging from near eleven months later), and just met so many new, great people. I know that things are their own shade of uh terrible? awful? fucked up? eventful back home, thanks to Vallo gifting me the occasional check-in, but quite the ride when you spent several years just coasting.

Anyway, sorry. This is a lot and I usually don't like talking this much, but here's to another year, I suppose. Maybe with less fighting bad guys? We'll see.



Also, to the people who live with me: I told Laudna when my the tree from Zephrah first arrived that we could decorate it come autumn in a seasonally appropriate and spooky way. I know she isn't here to appreciate it, but I still want to honor that for her, if any of you want to join me in getting some decorations.

Aug. 31st, 2023


[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

[info]smileyday
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[info]smileyday
[info]valloic
Smiley day folks! You know, as we're coming into a season of transition and change, we can focus on change in ourselves! What do we need to change, mentally, or emotionally, or physically? Maybe the first step is talking to someone unbiased! In that case, you can just swing on by the clinic to discuss all of your goals and changes you want to make, and we can create a plan that works for you. Some folks might not have ever seen a health practitioner, or a therapist, and that's okay! It's never too late, and if you have questions about the process, I'm happy to be a guide. We operate confidentially too, you know, asking for help is the first step of what might be a long journey, but you just ask some of my traveling companions, I'm real good at rolling right alongside you and holding things.

Not that there's anything wrong with you all, you have souls that just shine. But just in case!!

Now here's a question for some personal reflection, or you can share the answer and we can all feel a little more connected! What is one talent you've always wanted to have but just can't master yet? Me, it's dancing. It's a little difficult when you operate on one wheel! I got the front to back, side to side, and circular motion down, but the rest is, um, a challenge. Maybe once I master stairs.

Aug. 23rd, 2023


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
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[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
Good morning, Outlanders. Well done, yesterday. It's always encouraging to see what can be accomplished by this group of talented folks when we put our minds to it.

That said, recovering from the last handful of days will be a process. If you need aid in clearing out your residence or business or whatever else, please don't hesitate to reach out to the DOA. We've got connections that we can hook you up with to get added support, either magical or not. Hopefully clean up efforts will go quick and smoothly, so life can go back to some shade of pre-kraken normal.

And, of course, if you have magic or skills that might lend to help in those efforts and are willing to lend them to this cause, we'd love to hear from you and get you in touch with the right people.

Though I personally will not be in the office today, because I'm listening to people who know more about medical things than me and will be resting in bed, like I promised--so don't yell at me, those people in particular.

Aug. 20th, 2023


[info]drexaminer
[info]valloic

[info]drexaminer
[info]valloic

netpost - lee thompkins - august 20


[info]drexaminer
[info]valloic
Okay. I knew I should have closed shop but I thought the clinic would be relatively safe with all the wards up by a bunch of people for the past something years.

What wasn't safe was the medicinal potions deliveries. Not that it was a big batch or anything but the elementals seem to want to thrive during this chaos. I'll just have to wait till this thing stops before placing another order.

That being said, I'm staying at the townhouse which is somewhat safe. If anyone wants to pop by and create a temporary portal here for any clinic needs, that would be great. I'll pay you in... something. Do you like wine?

Aug. 7th, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
EXANDRIANS
Good fucking morning, I remember more from home and I'm including all of you because I don't know who does and doesn't give a shit.

Cut for spoilers through CR C3E63 if you're worried about that! )

Aug. 4th, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
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[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Hey saw a bunch of people getting arrested while I was in the city getting some fucking snack groceries because Chetney ate all the beef jerky AGAIN. Looked real intense and shit.

The arrests, not the jerky aisle.



Also before anyone says it: I WASN'T INVOLVED. I was at the fucking grocery store. I've got an alibi, damn it.

Jul. 25th, 2023


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic

[info]littlemoon
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[No Subject]


[info]littlemoon
[info]valloic
One thing I love about this place is how we all bring a little bit of our own homes to make this neat sort of melting pot of a community, letting other people experience the things we might have really loved before being brought here. It's nice, getting to celebrate other worlds that most of us will probably never get to see, outside of through the eyes of other Outlanders.

All that to say, thanks for the races this weekend. It was a blast.

DORIAN
I've decided I want to use my winnings on something fun. Want to get fancy?

Jul. 15th, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
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[No Subject]


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
Alright, tell me something about yourself that might surprise someone to know.

And I don't mean some kind of big fucking secret about how much of a piece of shit you were back in your home or something like that, because I don't really give a crap about anything like that. I want to hear about some kind of surprising talent that people wouldn't peg you for or something cool you did as a kid or about your pet guinea pig or I don't know, fucking good stuff like that.

Come at me. Blow my fucking socks off, let's go.