I'm pretty fucking sure I found everyone, and let me tell you that before I say where they are, I KNOW it sounds fucking ridiculous, I don't need anyone to tell me how fucking ridiculous it is, I GOT IT.
After Jacob and I murdered like, a billion monsters or some shit, we were literally walking and there was some weird ass store fucking Hansel and Gretel cottage bullshit thing. So we go in because what, we're not going to go in, come on now. There's some weird ass lady at the counter, what the fuck were we even doing there, I'm walking around, Jacob's doing some song and dance thing to her
after I maybe drew ten knives and threatened the shit out of her and not even a goddamn blink scariest shit
because, the fuck, everything is weird as shit but we're like, DAMN CONVINCED there's a reason we're in there to find something.
Anyway, too many words, our people are in a snowglobe. I don't know how I know this, but I know it.
and then we got the fuck out of dodge and tripped over each other getting out
Also you magic types have like, 12 hours to figure this out before I just fucking smash the thing like I know will work but I don't want to hear everyone going BUT DIEGO YOU'RE SO RECKLESS yeah well too fucking bad.