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Oi, if you haven't seen the signs, don't forget to wear a costume to fight club this weekend. Best three will get $200 bucks each. The audience will decide, but if you want me to find a few extra votes for you, I am susceptible to bribes. And flattery! Oh and you won't be kicked out if you refuse to wear anything but I will call you a sad sack for the rest of your natural born life, so choose wisely.

[FILTERED TO SEREFIN]

Want to put on our stupidest shoes and jump out of a plane with me for our anniversary?

[OOC: this is your fight club sign up reminder! Remember you can put down 4 of your regular cast and up to 2 more of your future kids cast.]

I am Harrow the First, the Reverend Daughter of Drearburh, Ninth Saint to serve the King Undying, you cannot keep me in a b I am Harrowhark Nonagesimus of the Ninth House. I appreciate the bed but I shall not need it any longer as I am recovered from my [...] previous ailment.

Just how many of you are dead? This place reeks of it and the thanergenic levels are higher than I would have expected with how much thalergy is here as well.

Is it always this bright?

[Defence Team D]

Hey everyone! Hope you've all been having a great fall.

It's been a long time since the last time we did a team building camp out, and we've got a lot of new team members to break in, so I figured 'hey, what better time than now, before it gets too cold out?'

Would you guys be interested in doing another camp out? Sometime in November, I thinking, if anyone has any particular days that work best for them. Marshmallows and hot dogs over the fire. Maybe roast a boar if Kratos wants to lead another boar hunt?

And I was thinking we could finish it off with the Wild Hunt. Last year, one of the beasts from Preternia followed me

[Mom]

Hey, Mom. So you're uh... looking for new chicken soup recipes, huh? Did you forget the Is that why the soup you made was so Are the ingredients in Vallo diff

Judging by my early morning flyover, I think it's safe to say power is back up and running. Maybe Vallo was just getting us prepped for spooky season? 👻🎃👻🎃 If anyone out there still needs a hand in the aftermath, point me in the right direction; I'm always happy to help!


[FILTERED TO LENA LUTHOR]

Esme is becoming total BFFs with Glenn. It's the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

[insert picture of Esme posing at the bagel cart with Glenn and Alex!]

This social network thing has a severe lack of memes being shared and I'm a little disappointed. But also it feels weird to know that anything I write is going to be read by a bunch of people I don't really know instead of like followers or something. So what's up, everyone? Are memes a cool thing in this universe? Like a great way to cope with finding out we're in an infinite universe?

What about quality-of-life questions to start discussions? Example: since like anyone can show up here, what fictional (to you) character would you be very chill to meet? I'll go first - I want to meet Megamind.

I know its frowned on to drink at work but I will give pretty much anything you can think of if someone will bring me a bottle of something. Because it is way too early in the week for this much chatting.

Hey assholes don't forget that Fight Club is on Saturday at the Underground.

Yeah, it's a fight club, the title is what it is.

No, you can't use your fantastic amazing life changing magic, I don't make the rules I only enforce them.

Yeah, you will probably not win on your first attempt or even tenth attempt, whatever, get over it and shut up, we all have a good time.

If you have questions, someone will probably answer them.

God, I'm fucking amazing at PR.

Chaos Crew

Lila and I were thinking about going away for the weekend of our birthday, and we don't trust anyone but you guys to watch Gracie. It's a lot to ask, but she's also the best fucking baby ever and she's comfortable with you all.

You idiots can say no, it's fine, we'll just take her with us.

[FILTERED TO DEFENSE INCLUDING RESERVES]

Defense Team training tomorrow, just in case anyone is going to pretend they didn't see my texts last week. For the newbies, we try to do these once a quarter and they're generally themed to fit the season, so dress for hot weather and being out on the water. If you're bothered by the ocean or swimming at all, send me a private message and we can talk about it. We're not looking to traumatize anyone. This is for team building and a bit of fun tension relief. This job can be draining and we need everyone at their best.

Oh and we'll feed you, so don't worry about bringing anything but sunscreen. Well, that and a good attitude. I'm not saying you can't complain, but I am saying it's annoying. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

[FILTERED TO KOGANES]

Hey, Tex, are you good with watching Kipp tomorrow for defense training? We can bring him with us. It'll be tricky, but we can make it work. Or you're welcome to bring him out with you so you can watch us make idiots out of ourselves. It's usually a fun time.

So I just get to keep this phone? And everyone can just see what I post here all the time?

Hello. I’m Tiberius, but you can call me Ty, everyone does. I'm new here, and I have a lot of commentary and/or questions so I will put them in list form for ease of reading. The office was loud and

1. Has anyone successfully avoided being taken into the Department of Outlander Affairs office and remained unseen on arrival? I am not used to being seen when I don't want to be, that part was strange.

2. Do the words Nephilim, Downworlder, Shadowhunter, or Clave mean anything to anyone?

3. Has Sherlock Holmes ever been here Have any communication attempts back home ever succeeded? I assume people have tried many times.

4. Can anyone tell me more about the Covens? Is it true there is one dedicated solely to necromancy, and that is magic used here a lot, and is not forbidden or against the law?

5. Has anyone here traveled to the faerie realm and if so what was it like? I’m curious how it compares to the one in my world but I don’t have as much experience there either, just what my siblings have told me.

6. The library is very nice. I like it there.

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HAPPY NEW SMUT TUESDAY, VALLO.

Listen, I can't be the only one who gets to enjoy fresh new smutty romances every Tuesday, so I am here to bring you a list of new releases that you should be checking out, too. You can come by Chastity's Nook, or request Frumpkin-delivery if you'd prefer smut-on-demand. Let's see what we've got up for grabs this week:

Spellbound Hearts
In the enchanted realm of Elysium, a talented sorcer and a dashing rogue find themselves embroiled in a quest to save the kingdom from an ancient curse. As they battle through mystical challenges and unearth long-lost secrets, their hearts become entwined in a spell of love that defies all odds. Perfect for fans of people banging in forbidden places (but I can not confirm or deny who's doing the banging because spoilers).

Shadows of Passion
Amidst the darkness of an ever-encroaching evil, two warriors from rival clans must join forces to protect their land. As they journey together, their initial animosity transforms into an intense attraction that threatens to ignite the very flames of passion, ✨✨binding✨✨ them closer than ever before. (✨✨IYKYK.✨✨)

Whispers of the Moonlight Dance
In the ethereal moonlit woods, a graceful elven princess and a noble human knight meet unexpectedly during a masquerade ball. Drawn to each other's enigmatic allure, they embark on a clandestine romance, but their love must withstand the prejudices of their divergent worlds. (For fans of banging wherever as long as the LOVE is forbidden~)

Arcane Enchantment
Within the walls of the esteemed Arcanum Academy, a gifted mage and a promising alchemist are paired together for an experiment in magical synthesis. As they weave spells and mix potions, they discover an enchantment that goes beyond the arcane arts - an enchantment of the heart. It's giving Hot for Teacher, minus the teacher.

Fates' Embrace
Destined by an ancient prophecy, a fearless dragon rider and a mysterious oracle find themselves bound by a shared destiny. As they confront epic battles and formidable foes, their unyielding bond blossoms into a love that transcends time and empowers them to face their shared future. For fans of BANGING ON DRAGONS.

Thank you for coming to my presentation. You should 5000% buy a copy of all five. Trust me, they're all five extra 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶!!

So if I wanted to get better at defending myself against say, the evil mushrooms and psychotic hands and crap with things other than a baseball bat, who could help me out with that?

[Texts to Lydia Martin]

» This
» Whatever it is
» I mean, this isn't just because you got new memories and have some sense of obligation or something right
» But
» Never mind

hey vallo



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A note to my friends and anyone who happens to see me decked out in bi colors and varying stages of dress:

I, Vax'ildan Occasionally Vessar But Definitely Eventually Gilmore, will not drunkenly post all over the network this year. I enjoy Pride. I enjoy it, perhaps, a wee bit too much. I've gotten sloppy three in a row and this streak needs to be broken before it becomes habit.

So, if you see me typing away in anything other than a texting app so I can find my fiance that I will inevitably wander away from and get lost, you have permission to slap the phone out of my hand.

Alright, that's all, have a good night.

Alright, it's been a hot second and nothing too wild and fucking crazy has happened around here in at least, I don't know, thirty-seven hours. So it's fucking time for another round of What the Fuck Is Up With That.

Rules again, because there's got to be some fucking rules, I guess.

Rule 1: Comment with your name or some shit below.
Rule 2: Reply to those comments with questions to that person, specifically with "what the fuck is up with that" somehow involved.
Rule 3: Reply to those questions.
Rule 4: Fucking rinse and repeat.

For example, because I'm helpful:

I put my name down there. Someone comes along and says, "Fucking hell, Ashton, you're so much cooler, stronger, and prettier than Chetney. What the fuck is up with that?" And I'd just be like, "You know what, you're damn right and you should say it."

So that's it. Ask questions, answer them, let's get to know each other. Bonus points if you're drinking as this happens, unless you're underage or some shit in which case stick to juice because I said so and I'm a real fucking good influence.

So. Waking up one day with memories of things and events in your world which also involve losing memories and gaining memories (Memory Loss Inception?) is very very trippy. How often do those seem to happen if anyone else has experienced it?

Filter: Stiles

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Ay! This was VERY bad timing 😫



They will not let me order soup without shoes and a shirt, may I please borrow some?

Good evening. I am pleased to report that our mission today was successful, and that though some are injured, all warriors from both timelines survived the fray.

May fortune smile upon you all in 2023, and may you keep safe and well.