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Jun. 2nd, 2023


[info]vanirgod
[info]valloic

[info]vanirgod
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vanirgod
[info]valloic
Where's Orym of the Air Ashari? He's from Emon (where's that?) and he's dwarf-height or shorter, and he kicked enough ass to be worth 10,0000 gold, apparently.

Not asking because I'm turning him in; do I care about mortal currency? I do NOT. I'm just impressed. That's a lot of theft. There are wanted posters up in the forest for him, which was new. Thought you guys should know that that's a thing now in case someone's looking for him.

Unrelated to all the crime: summer. I'm going to really hone my shirtless basking skills this year. If you need something blessed, wear shades, because the glistening is gonna be real.

May. 30th, 2023


[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic

[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic
Today at the center we were doing some drawings and one of the kids decided to make drawings of their friends at the center to take home. He drew the staff too and had about a dozen stink lines surrounding me so of course I asked if I smell because well, I don't think I do but you never know and better to lock that shit down. He answered, and I quote, "no, but I thought it'd be funny if I made my parents think you do."

Kids, man. Savage.

How's everyone else's Tuesday going?

May. 25th, 2023


[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[info]thundering
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thundering
[info]valloic
I fear Freya has fallen ill, due to Vallo's latest shenanigans. We were in my mother's gardens at the Asgardian palace when some climbing roses attacked from nowhere. Freya moved to get Torunn out of danger and was pricked by roses herself.

We dispatched the rest of the roses, but Freya will not wake. We moved her to a bedchamber nearby, but I ask that her family come to visit her and see what they may be able to do or perhaps I can bring her to her home? Whatever is easiest. But someone come kiss her please.

May. 16th, 2023


[info]bendreality
[info]valloic

[info]bendreality
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]bendreality
[info]valloic
Who pushed me into the blood pool last night? I am not mad, I swear.

Follow up: Who told the children about the blood pool?

May. 15th, 2023


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic
These new teenagers we have are terrible at crime. I had another attempted pickpocketing in New Asgard this morning, and it was the sloppiest damned lift I've seen in years. What are the thiefmakers teaching them these days? Go home, practice on the dummy with the bells until you can do it without a jingle and try again.

May. 10th, 2023


[info]littlethunder
[info]valloic

[info]littlethunder
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]littlethunder
[info]valloic
i require MEAD. however much a pouch full of gold coin or a favor from a son of odin will get me. i have none of your fancy paper bills or cards of credit so do not ask for any.

Apr. 18th, 2023


[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic

[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]powpowpow
[info]valloic
[ posted is this video, linked from his tik tok ]

Most of our duckies (or the honk honks as Yrsa calls them) have long since moved on but a couple decided they liked being bowl fed three times a day and why give up a good thing. Their love of peas though has led to some tense dinners with Yrsa determined that ALL peas now need to be saved for the honk honks, despite me pointing out we have no shortage of peas.

Apr. 11th, 2023


[info]spacesoldier
[info]valloic

[info]spacesoldier
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]spacesoldier
[info]valloic
As much as I love the slow pitch game and an extra excuse to drink on a weeknight, I've got some excess energy to burn today. The skin-crawling restlessness has been hitting me hard, and I'm guessing I'm not the only one who could stand to blow off some steam.

How many supers or enhanceds out there are up for a Clash of the Titans-style baseball game tonight? Full strength, liberal use of powers (not against each other, but in the pursuit of the ball), no holding back.

Kamala, Rogers Sr. and Jr., Kratos, Stark, consider yourselves drafted.

EDIT: Come by to the Avengers Compound grounds [coordinates] any time tonight between 6-7pm. Spectators welcome, food and drinks provided. Teams will be picked then and there, as soon we get a final player total.

Apr. 5th, 2023


[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

[info]smileyday
[info]valloic

2033


[info]smileyday
[info]valloic
Smiley day to you all, welcome to La Niña. I know you may still be adjusting from your journeys from the Outpost to here last night, and that's quite alright. We, ah, weren't expecting guests so the accommodations might be sparse because it's been awhile since we've had anyone stay residentially--for you traveling folk, La Niña tends to be used only as a medical safehouse for cases that require extensive medical interventions and long term care. Viktor and I run it together. It is still an active medical facility, so please don't enter any designated care areas without being accompanied by one of us, for the safety and security of our patients.

Actually, I know some of you from

So, y'know, check in just to let everyone know you got here okay, I'm going to be wheeling around parceling out supplies, getting a sense of who is where and all, and we'll try and keep you as comfy as we can.

Mar. 31st, 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic

Ancient Vallo Journals: 2033 ⇆ 2023


[info]chaosburst
[info]valloic
What's up, assholes. Using these things so you folks in the past are up to speed on where the fuck we're at with all this stuff. I'm not apologizing for my handwriting.

So the info that our time traveling wizard duo was able to pull from 2023 (with the help of you fine nerds back there too, thank you for that) was actually good shit, because as of a bit ago we were able to use it to figure out where the weapon is at that we can use to take down Interitus once you folks in the past destroy the simulacrum. It's in the city, because of fucking course it is, hidden away.

Naturally this means we have to put a group together to extract it. We've got our secret hidey hole way into the city to get in, but we're going to need a mix of Sneaky Shits and Fighty Fucks to do it, so ivolunteerastribute.gif and all that shit below, visitors and our regular crew alike. As always, this isn't a guaranteed safety sort of situation, but we'll need to get a lay of the land ahead of time to at least mitigate. They're a bunch of dicks, though, so no doubt something will come up so know that before you step up.

More details incoming once we have a better idea as to the group we're looking at and once we've got it secure, that's one step closer to getting this asshole fucking gone.

Mar. 30th, 2023


[info]whitmanfever
[info]valloic

[info]whitmanfever
[info]valloic

2033 network post


[info]whitmanfever
[info]valloic
ATTENTION FUCKWADS

your cabeswater boy's loose and made the forest kick my ass

dropping coordinates for people to avoid




also i'm stuck in a cave

Mar. 28th, 2023


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic

JOURNAL POST 2033 ⇆ 2023


[info]vampirebarbie
[info]valloic
Hello from 2033.
I know there are some anxious people on your end wondering what's been going on - everyone who decided to travel forward with Caleb and Essek have arrived safely and are now situated with us.

As you can see we are able to communicate across the timelines at the moment using the journals some of us managed to keep over the years. If you'd like to check in with your friends and family who travelled feel free to use this entry to do so.

While the journals will be usable for the next while here we are asking for everyone to refrain from spamming too much. All magic usage is a risk, this included. We are also asking that no one mentions any specifics to the plan, the journals on our end will not leave our safe zone, but should we be ambushed here we do not want any details falling into the wrong hands. As well please keep in mind our journal stock is limited and we are all sharing only a handful, your conversations may be viewed by others.

If someone can give me a quick "hey I see this" that would be great. We are fairly confident this should work but let us know for sure.



(( note: timeline wise today this will be written once everyone is back at the outpost and has had enough time to get sorted, so late afternoon/early eveningish ))

Mar. 27th, 2023


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

2023 Network Post (2033!Essek)


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
[OOC - Please note that in any visuals, Essek has longer hair and an eyepatch over his left eye with visible scarring on that side of his face/ear/head k ty bye.]

This is so awkwa Figured out time travel, but did not plan how to

Hello. It feels odd to introduce myself as many of you already know me, but I am Essek Widogast and I'm here with Caleb (also) Widogast. If my husband's perfect recall can be relied upon, which I am willing to stake most everything on it, the versions of us that you know normally should still be deep within the Aeor that was brought to Vallo, being very much themselves while surrounded by ancient Exandrian magic and technology.

Which is to say, and I'm doing a poor job of getting to the point, we are from a different timeline and time. A few hours ago, we were in 2033 within a branch of the future that is hopefully not your own. The Temporal Concurrence and the aligning of the leylines does, it seem, allow for some otherwise so-called impossible magic when one(s) puts many months of work into entirely too many sleepless nights their wizard mind(s) to it.

I cannot promise to keep a long story short as there are many moving parts and I tend to be accidentally verbose in the best of times, but I think many of you may remember the attack from Interitus that happened in August of 2021. He was not as gone as we had all hoped and is now wreaking havoc upon my and Caleb's timeline. Thanks to the concurrence and the influx of magic, our intel is advising that he is planning on ascending beyond his current form into something akin to godhood. Should he do so, his powers will be made more or less limitless and there will be no stopping him from traveling freely within timelines to destroy every version of Vallo, as has been his will all along. Our version has just been practice for him.

As for why we have broken through literal time and space to visit the past, we are seeking aid. This has already been discussed with the DOA, but there are a few things that we are here for specifically.

First, Interitus is using a simulacrum of sorts as a power focus, which has allowed him to bide his time in our world and eventually build up enough power in secret to take over. We believe that this simulacrum had already arrived in March of 2023--in February, specifically. We do not know where, but our hope is that you fine people will be able to locate and destroy it, specifically at the height of the concurrence to not give away our plans.

Second, Caleb and I are in search of a very specific tome from the Great Library. We unfortunately do not have access to the Library in our time as you do now, but we believe that the tome we are looking for has information regarding locating the object needed to pierce through Interitus's magical defenses. If any librarian friends are willing to volunteer to help with that, as we do need this before we return to our time tomorrow, it would be greatly appreciated.

Finally, and I realize that this is the largest ask of them all, a vision from one of the Prigany psychics has shown us that there are specific people in the future that aid in the efforts. Our understanding is that these people come to us from your timeline and travel to our own. We have a list of those people, who I will be filtering separately with more information. Please know there is no expectation. We are not here to force anyone to help, regardless of psychic visions.

This is long and a great deal of information for a Monday, I understand. Caleb and I are here to answer any questions that we can--at least those questions that do not pose more harm to the timelines than our being here already might.

FILTER TO AURORA MORNINGSTAR, BILLY KAPLAN, BO DENNIS, COBB VANTH, DANIEL ARLINGTON, GALADRIEL HIGGINS, GANSEY, GLADIO AMICITIA, IRIS AMICITIA, KATOU YUE, KELLACH DONNALLEN, KRATOS, LAN XICHEN, LILA PITTS, LYDIA MARTIN, ORYM, OSTYIA RABALSKA, REMUS LUPIN, ROGIER, SAM WILSON, SARA LANCE, STEVE HARRINGTON, TALLY CRAVEN, TENNAL HALKANA, THOM SUMMER, TYLER LOCKWOOD, VEX'AHLIA + CALEB WIDOGAST
OOC cut because I know this is getting long I AM SORRY. )

Feb. 25th, 2023


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic
[Sanctuary Group*]
I have a bear cub. I cannot make a confirmation, but her markings do look correct.

Atreus, perhaps you should visit.





[* | if you live or volunteer at the Sanctuary, this means you]

Feb. 9th, 2023


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]markedwarrior
[info]valloic
Beware, there are sweets falling from the sky with instructions. A roof does not seem to matter. If anyone would like several bags full of "sing in the street" sweets, I appear to be collecting more every few hours.

Feb. 2nd, 2023


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
I have had the pleasure of free soup at Soups, Soups, Soups, Soups for a month now--eleven more to go--and I have no eaten enough soup to feel that I have a solid opinion on which are the best, at least according to my own personal tastes. As such, I have an official ranking, of which you need to listen to my most recent podcast to hear about.

That attempt at a cliffhanger is also an attempt at marketing. Let me know if it works.

Other topics beyond soup for this most recent episode include: a frankly fascinating conversation with our Angroboda about magic, particularly her brand of it, and also an overview regarding this world's upcoming Temporal Concurrence, including what it is and what it might mean for any of us.

Anyway, it has been a while since I talked about the podcast, so here I am, doing that. You're welcome, Blue.

Jan. 30th, 2023


[info]notdick
[info]valloic

[info]notdick
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]notdick
[info]valloic
Normally I'm quite adept with customer service. Even dealing with the difficult ones! (I have plenty of practice, thanks to one Ronan Lynch.) But right now I find myself at wit's end with two particularly bothersome demonic patrons at the library and I haven't been able to successfully convince them to leave.

My next step is to remove them forcefully but I'd prefer someone used to this brand of demons before risking any damage to the library. Lucifer? Rory? Sabrina? [...] Bueller?

Jan. 26th, 2023


[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic

[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]luxbringer
[info]valloic
Well then.

Some of you types more sensitive to the coming and goings of the world may have felt something a bit off this morning when you rose. Moreso than usual I would suppose. It would seem Vallo has expanded its collection of Hells to include my domain.

And before you ask, no I did not ask for or summon it here. I'm sure some of you nerds enjoy bringing your work home with you but have you seen that throne? I'm lucky not to have a flat arse after all these centuries.

Right. I would advise any of you feeling guilt over that muffin you cheated with this morning to stuff it in the bag with the discarded wrappings and dispose of the lot. Also keep an eye on dead bodies...except vampires and zombies. I think. I suppose they are fairly similar concepts to demons possessing the dead...

In other words, please do not poke the Hell if you can help it and should you need any assistance with its presence causing issue, myself or Rory would be best to ask.

[RORY]

Perhaps I should have asked before volunteering but knowing this lot and their penchant for wining, dining, and trying to mount trouble, I will need all the help I can get with someone familiar with the place.

Jan. 13th, 2023


[info]spellblade
[info]valloic

[info]spellblade
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]spellblade
[info]valloic
I hope everyone had a holiday filled with cheer and plenty of time spent with loved ones, and even tolerated ones, and that no one fell afoot of mushroom mischief. Now! Let's talk the undead. Has anyone here got a specialty?

Jan. 6th, 2023


[info]vanirgoddess
[info]valloic

[info]vanirgoddess
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vanirgoddess
[info]valloic
While I can't say I'm entirely displeased by the overnight additions to my garden it is still a little disconcerting how things appear from thin air on the whims of a magic that none of us know how it works. I can't imagine getting used to all that anytime soon.