Okay, there are flyers up for this shit but I gotta ~promote~ for the homeless pets.LONELY HEARTS SPEED PETTING ADOPTION EVENT hosted by the Barns
Saturday, February 12th 9am-2pm
Fill out the dumb questionnaire so we can pair you up with animals that fit your lifestyle and personality and all that. You’ll get five minutes with each animal and then you can request a second “date” for the next round. (I didn’t come up with this crap ok. The shelter did.
Fuck, I miss Syd
) If you both hit it off and the shelter approves your application, you can take home a new pet.
There are vaccination and spay/neuter coupons included. Oh and a little breed specific starter kit that we’ll put together and have delivered to your house. Ok that’s enough fucking advertising. Matchmaking Questionnaire Name:
Yours (lucky for you, they told me I’m not allowed to deny applications based on potential pet names)Animal preference:
I know everybody’s stupid about cats here but give the birds some love tooYour activity level:
Don’t lie, fuckers. If you’re a couch potato just say soWork schedule:
days, nights, 24/7 like some people I knowYour other pets:
Pictures are encouragedHousing:
apartment, house with a yard, etcDeal-breakers:
Excessive barking, scales, dogs that are bigger than you, you get the idea
Ok that’s it. Do it.