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May. 18th, 2022


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I forgot Monty's favorite chew toy at the dog park this morning and by the time we went back it was already gone 😔😔😔😔
He's been moping around the place now like this for the past hour. The guilt is real.

May. 8th, 2022


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Is there anyone reading this who would be so kind as to assist Ed and myself in getting The Revenge back into water? She ran aground shortly after her arrival and I suspect she's been a bit of an eyesore to those who aren't used to having a galleon near their homes.

May. 5th, 2022


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RP Log: Kratos and Daud


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KRATOS
DAUD
WHO Kratos & Daud
WHERE Pier off New Asgard
WHEN Recent-ish?
WHAT Two dudes fishing
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS N/A
Have you ever read a log with no dialog? Read more... )

May. 3rd, 2022


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I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

Apr. 27th, 2022


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Do not mistake my silence for acceptance of Vallo once again replacing people with alternates. This only further proves my distrust in magic is well placed. This Alex tries to be helpful and I will continue to treat him like a son until Atreus returns, but he is not meant to work at the Sanctuary.

Mar. 3rd, 2022


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HI so I'm giving a presentation at the Symposium this weekend and I've never given a presentation in my life. I have slides and a bullet point thing that's fancy and a speech but I keep practicing what I'm going to say and I end up rambling.

Is anyone able to come over tonight and listen to me talk and give me feedback and tell me not to get drunk on mead before? I'll order pizza.

Feb. 12th, 2022


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I have a metal box with the name Edward on it. Claim your property.

Feb. 10th, 2022


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Okay, there are flyers up for this shit but I gotta ~promote~ for the homeless pets.

LONELY HEARTS SPEED PETTING ADOPTION EVENT hosted by the Barns

Saturday, February 12th 9am-2pm

Fill out the dumb questionnaire so we can pair you up with animals that fit your lifestyle and personality and all that. You’ll get five minutes with each animal and then you can request a second “date” for the next round. (I didn’t come up with this crap ok. The shelter did. Fuck, I miss Syd) If you both hit it off and the shelter approves your application, you can take home a new pet.

There are vaccination and spay/neuter coupons included. Oh and a little breed specific starter kit that we’ll put together and have delivered to your house. Ok that’s enough fucking advertising.

Matchmaking Questionnaire

Name: Yours (lucky for you, they told me I’m not allowed to deny applications based on potential pet names)
Animal preference: I know everybody’s stupid about cats here but give the birds some love too
Your activity level: Don’t lie, fuckers. If you’re a couch potato just say so
Work schedule: days, nights, 24/7 like some people I know
Your other pets: Pictures are encouraged
Housing: apartment, house with a yard, etc
Deal-breakers: Excessive barking, scales, dogs that are bigger than you, you get the idea



Ok that’s it. Do it.

Jan. 27th, 2022


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Baker, Pearson, & Wu is under attack. Most of the protection wards have failed, the teleporting ward is still in place. Some of us are holding shield around a conference room and are basically stuck here a number of inured and the monsters trying to get in. No idea what's happening on other floors. I think I see flames coming the parking lot out the window?

tldr: send help.

Jan. 25th, 2022


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Why is it always cats -
Found some kittens in all this mess. Doesn't look like their mother made it. Anyone feel like taking one in before I try to wrangle them into town?

Jan. 17th, 2022


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[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & DOA ]
Hey, so what do we need to do to change Shiro's name officially for DOA's records to Takashi Kogane?

Oh, the reception is sometime next month. Details coming.

[ FILTERED TO SHIRO, LANCE, & ARTEUS ]
Hope you guys are free for dinner.

Jan. 13th, 2022


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Is this place safe?

The people that seem to be in charge said it was, but I want to know from the people who live here.

Jan. 9th, 2022


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The next person who tries to throw me into a magical forest, toss me into some unnaturally smooth building like a sack of grain, or explain things to me is getting stabbed. And for the record, I am not happy about this network business, either, I'm only using it because I need to look for people and I haven't any other choice:

Egwene Al'Vere
Rand Al'Thor
Mat Cauthon
Perrin Aybara

If any of the four of you are here, you'd better answer me straightaway. Do not make me come to find you, you will not like the results.

Jan. 5th, 2022


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[info]valloic
This is dumb.

Jan. 3rd, 2022


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If you haven't been by the Sanctuary in a week or so, we had a busy Solstice here. Lance and I stumbled across two Simurgh pups without their mom, and so now they're settling in and learning how to fly and I took in a very pregnant Reindeer (unexpected, since usually they foal in spring) who had triplets. So it's been the New Year of baby animals.

OOC Cut for pics! )

The Simurgh's need names, though. They're colorful with wings and right now small dog-sized bodies, but they're going to get much bigger, I think. So if you have suggestions, throw them at me. I'm having a contest to name them, at the end of the week the most votes will get some one-on-two time with them to play and hang out. And you get the honor of your name being used for them, too.

Dec. 10th, 2021


[info]markedwarrior
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Serendipity Hills


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I've spent a great deal of time (when I'm not delivering your milk, eggs, and cheese) working on some of Mama Callisto's famous sugar cookies. I have perfected the recipe and I've made several batches. There's going to be enough for everyone, even after the contest.

Or at least there were. I'm going to work through the night to fix this, but I'm sad to admit someone has stolen a fair number of them. HOWEVER, in the Christmas Spirit, I'm not mad. I hope whoever took them enjoyed them, as they likely needed them more than I. Enjoy the gift, friend, and if you need some milk to go with them, come on back and I can arrange to provide you with some more directly.

Nov. 23rd, 2021


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So yesterday there was just one of them? I thought it was cute! A little weird to wake up to, especially since it asked me to feed it but I don't think it really eats?

I was doing all of the stuff in the forest and left it alone and everything was really busy.

When I came home yesterday it was a little more weird??

OOC cut - pics of furbys ahead. )

At this point I thinking maybe they're building army? Or summoning a demon? But nothing happened? Maybe someone played a prank? Ha ha cute right?

I just walked inside from today's shenanigans and it's escalated??

OOC cut - furby threats. )

Does anyone know what these are? What do they want? I'm not being held hostage I don't think but you never know. I just have a LOT of questions.

Nov. 16th, 2021


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Today is kind of a bittersweet day at the Sanctuary. Diva and Kari, Kookaburra and Falcon respectively, were both released after staying here for a few months and recovering. Diva is, no joke, the loudest and also sometimes the meanest bird I have ever met and she hates everyone here except father, but I'll miss her.

I have a feeling Kari will come back to visit, she was recovering from a broken leg but would only respond to treats (which, same, so I can't judge) and she's been following me around a lot this last week. If you see these guys out in the forest, be sure to say hi?

Some bird pictures - OOC Cut )

I have some big plans for expanding next year, so I think I might need to do another fundraiser. Maybe something for the end of Yule? Ideas welcome! Bonus points for heathen stuff!

Nov. 9th, 2021


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Since this place is (kinda???) done throwing curveballs I've finally finished THIS BABY after a lot of toss and debate on buying versus fixing up a junk one. Junk one got picked up, got fixed (thanks Adam and Toph and Jake and sorry for all the impatient hissing??) and it's ready to go. If you want to start a biker gang, hit me up. I'm ready.

Unrelated note though - any recommendations for wedding venues? Asking for an ex-girlfriend. She's being impatient.

Oct. 16th, 2021


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I wasn't going to eat Anthony, I was just going to hug him. I'm sorry I scared people.