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Feb. 27th, 2023


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic
... Hi! So um, I've had a few weeks to adjust and sleep and figure out how to fly (!!!) now and I'm all refreshed and doing pretty good except for almost burning myself alive this mo!

I'm a vampire! AMA (Ask Me Anything)!

Feb. 14th, 2023


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO NADJA & LASZLO]
Today is the day. I think everything is ready but I am worried I forgot something. There are candles and music. I will have a final meal delivered. I do not know what kind. I am going to let him choose. I will let him watch the sunset one last time before I do it. There is a tarp so that we do not leave a mess. Oh! Do not go into the attic tonight, I am barring the way so he can’t escape if he gets the death jitters. You know, the twitchies.


I might be a little nervous. Do not be very mean to me!
[FILTERED TO GUILLERMO]
What would you like for your very last meal?

Jan. 26th, 2023


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic
[TEXTS SENT TO NANDOR RIGHT AT SUNRISE]
» Hey. Hi. Um Hey
» Are you asleep yet?
» I wanted to talk about something and I couldn't risk being rejected to my fac.

Jan. 4th, 2023


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
OH HELLO, have we missed Krampus because of You-Know-What-Mas? I have told him time and time again, could you perhaps not pick another month?? So that there are no silent nights (although they should not be so silent if you're doing it right if you know what I mean) or ho--I cannot even type the word without my fingers starting to bleed but the other kind of night or the manger thing. THE NIGHT IS MEANT TO BE OUR SANCTUARY.

(Guillermo, go and do a check on the entire place to make sure there are no surprise You-Know-What-Mas things around so we don't have to worry about starting on fire)

But yes, Krampus is an old friend!!! Well, I suppose Laszlo met him first--his whole whipping deal was very appealing to him obviously, but you know what they say about never meeting your heroes? It was a bit like that. Not disappointing, but. You expect one thing and get another. Nice creature! Probably good whipping.

Nov. 21st, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

Jackie Daytona, American Yankee Doodle Dandy, salt of the earth, volleyball aficionado, and, he would want me to stress this because it is the most important part, REGULAR HUMAN BARTENDER is now.........A POTTED PLANT

ALSO PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS NEXT PART BECAUSE IT IS PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT I JUST SAID

and I have been having a very passionate, intimate, and carnal affair with him!!!!!!!!!! Was it the blue jeans? The toothpick? His remarkable accent from Arizonya Arizon Aryzynya Arizoninaia a place? Or the sheer and absolute lust between us? We may never know, the hormones want what the hormones want and as we all know I am irresistible with my pheromones and my singing and my bosom and even though I had to talk of human things such as pizza and it being wine o'clock somewhere (the actual fuck that means, I do not know) and how leggings are in fact pants (??????????) NOW IT IS OVER BECAUSE HE IS A PLANT!!!!!!

I AM GRIEVING.

Nov. 6th, 2022


[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[info]terseness
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]terseness
[info]valloic
okay guys so what's the over/under on us getting tormented for the holidays this year? wondering if I should even bother with decorations.

and by "holidays" I do mean those of the winter flavor; thanksgiving is a yam sham (deep cut pop culture reference) and while i do appreciate other people cooking all I can provide is a gently nuked hot pocket. I do mean CHRISTMAS and CHRISTMAS-ADJACENT holidays. if I'm gonna spend a chunk of them as Scrooge this year I want advance warning so I can, idk, write apology letters and stock up on frozen lasagne and whatever

ty ty

Nov. 5th, 2022


[info]piggles
[info]valloic

[info]piggles
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]piggles
[info]valloic
Guillermo & Dani de la Cruz
WHAT: Father/Daughter bonding in which Guillermo is assured Dani's happy (despitee, uhh... if you know WWDIS then you know)
WHERE: Vampire Residence (Not Staten Island)
WHEN: Before Halloween!
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

“Is it a lot more family oriented in the future? More homey? Did you-- I mean, do you like it there?”
Read more... )

Oct. 21st, 2022


[info]piggles
[info]valloic

[info]piggles
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]piggles
[info]valloic
GUILLERMO, NANDOR, NADJA + FILM CREW ASSOCIATES.
Is anyone awake? It smells down here.

Sep. 11th, 2022


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic
I am taking suggestions for a date. If you were a picky vampire slayer who likes to complain when vampires are being vampires, where would you like your vampire lover to take you? And do not say bowling. We already do that. And not romantic flights over the city either. We already do that too. Does renovating a disaster pit of a house count as a date? Ay, anyway. Dinner dates are just me watching him eat and wanting to bite him so I need fresh ideas! I will pay you. Probably. Or I could hypnotize someone into giving you money. It is the same thing.

Aug. 26th, 2022


[info]lupas
[info]valloic

[info]lupas
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lupas
[info]valloic
I don't know about anyone else's world, but it my world the "feud" between vampires and werewolves comes from both species being labeled closer to "predators", and other species perpetuating the stereotype that we're brutish assholes all the time compared to them. The two physically strongest species in a showdown.

But now I'm curious what feud's exist between species in everyone else's world. Inquiring minds want to know.

Aug. 24th, 2022


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
Well, I thought I was getting used to the technology in this year but apparently I should have been more prepared for betrayal.

Aug. 11th, 2022


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[info]vimbo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]vimbo
[info]valloic
[FILTERED TO GUILLERMO & NADJA & ~THE FILM CREW~]
The house is here. In the city.


It has seen better days. There are holes in the floor and very weird smells. Did you two make a big mess before you went off on your English adventure without me?

Jul. 21st, 2022


[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic

[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]thatdlorusbrat
[info]valloic
Good morning (is it morning yet?), Vallo:

As this appears to be related to a magical spell or curse, the Department of Magical Research and those associated with it are aiding investigations into what happened and how to resolve it. Below the cut are the names of everyone I am aware of that fell ill during yesterday's Moon Day festivities. If you recall a name that is not on this list, please share it, along with any other information that you might have as to timing, initial symptoms, etc.

Thank you for your assistance.

List of the Affected )

Jul. 3rd, 2022


[info]messofhangups
[info]valloic

[info]messofhangups
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]messofhangups
[info]valloic
Hey quick question, is Dracula around and does he drive a Lexus? Cause if he is and does, he's an asshole who doesn't know how to drive and he abandoned these cuties.

Does anyone know any vampire hunters? Who wants kittens??? I need to get them checked out by a vet though, so that's a tentative ask.

EDIT: I need the vampire hunter for DRACULA. NO ONE ELSE. HAPPY, NADJA?

Jun. 11th, 2022


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
I HAVE DONE IT

I ATTENDED AL'S GRADUATION ALTHOUGH THIS WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME

They announced his name and he bravely marched for face the trials of commencement head on as is only fitting for a member of our documentary crew.

(we are still looking for crew members, of course, you must be able to hold a camera or the fuzzy...stick thing, or you must be very good at asking questions of me and my Nadja doll



also Nandor and Guillermo)

AND OH HOW I WAILED THE TENSION WAS SO MUCH FOR ME HOW WOULD I REPLACE HIM

But he received the paper with his name, and that is very good ?????. And Peel did as well! Peel is not technically a member of the documentary crew so my wailing was not as loud for him, but I was still prepared to mourn because I mourn so beautifully, my bosom heaving.

Other little humans did the graduating as well. Apparently it happens every year! And you are expected to give a gift, so I have prepared my gifts for Al and Peel.

It took many hours but I think it is worth it. )

There were others, but obviously this is the best, most important gift. So, yes, Happy Merry I still don't truly know what this is A Graduation to you all.

May. 3rd, 2022


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

Log: Nandermo


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic
Nandor
Guillermo
WHERE 24-hr Cosmic Bowling
WHEN Late late night the 1st.
WHAT It’s a date 👀
STATUS Complete!
WARNINGS It’s PG
ART CREDIT here!
“I wanted you too. I want you too...vampire slayer,” Read more... )

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[info]fivespits
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fivespits
[info]valloic
I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

Apr. 24th, 2022


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[info]buillermo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]buillermo
[info]valloic
[NANDOR & NADJA]
I got a job at the blood bank we usually go to, just part-time but it gets you two a discount. And I can maybe get first dibs on a few things whenever favorites come in to donate?

Also I had a question: Some vampires and others that are sensitive to the sun use "daylight rings" so they can go out into the sunlight. Obviously, you guys are from a different world, so there's a chance it might not work the same way, but it's something we could look into if you two wanted to?

I've been doing a little research on it, there are some vampires that are native to Vallo that use them, and then there's some from another world that do - Caroline was one of them, but she's not here anymore.

Mar. 24th, 2022


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]knifeofdunwall
[info]valloic
Where is the fish market?

Mar. 17th, 2022


[info]fjordtough
[info]valloic

[info]fjordtough
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]fjordtough
[info]valloic
I just had the weirdest dream.