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I thought we were cool, Vallo!!!

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You know those nightmares you get where you can't remember much after you wake up but the feeling sticks around without context? I have never felt so tightly wound in my life like I have the last week.

Anyone calls me uptight, I'm wishing whoever that guy was on you.

[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

I need to confirm something I saw on this. The Library of Alexandria, it's here?

Hey, you want to know what sucks? Pregnancy growing pains. You know what I didn't have to deal with the first time? This bullshit, because I slept right through it. My hips fucking hurt, you guys. 😭 AMA

[GROUP TEXTS TO THE HOMESTEAD + RAYLAN, PRUE, AND SYDNEY]

» I don't want to waste the fact that Disney is here.
» And since I'm pretty sure all of our parents sucked, I think we should go.
» The girls will like it, at least.

I would have appreciated a reminder that sometimes, Vallo likes to download new memories into your head when you're otherwise doing okay mentally. Such a flawed design plan of this universe.

Dear friends of Clint Barton: I apologize for trying to kill him.

Kate Bishop, where the hell are you? And also, did you really have to cut down that beautiful Rockefeller tree?

FILTERED TO RAYLAN GIVENS + DOC, WYNONNA, WAVERLY, NICOLE & SYDNEY

Hey, you. Please check in when you can. I know there's a lot happening on your end, but we'd all like to know you're alive AND safe.

I didn't even get to go to another world, I want a refund. Just home and then back here? It couldn't have been some cool space world? Infinite Disney World Land? At least if magic is going to yank my chain around it could add in some nice travel benefits and pretty backdrops.

Vallo takes and takes and takes lately.

It seems as if this place is constantly allowing me the opportunity to practice new and exciting ways to use my powers, which I suppose I am thankful for. Hopefully you're all fine after the latest skirmish but I would appreciate a check-in regardless.

Another point of this message was to say that I am turning 127 years old tomorrow (or not that old, but I'm just going by what Tommy would say). Should you wish to celebrate with me, I'll be taking a small open-air boat to Genosha in the morning, just a very casual trip, but plan to have a picnic on board and then spend some time on the island, which is far warmer than the mainland has been.

Either way, Anna and myself are going but I wouldn't mind seeing everyone else too. Celebrating birthdays is more fun with a group, I hear.

I did it. I quit my job. Told Felix he's too much drama and I'd be happier elsewhere and I left and alsfkjalfj

now I'm a little afraid he's going to send a hitman after me but what's done is done and it feels good? Telling people to fuck off feels really good and it took me way too long to figure that out.



I need a new job, taking care of vampires is expensive.

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There's something wrong when I'm looking up magician jokes. That's beyond being bored. Not to mention all these jokes are ridiculously lame. Anyway, I'm wondering if there are any chocolate shops or candy shops where I can get some good chocolate. I'm team milk chocolate, by the way. What chocolate team are you, milk chocolate, dark or white?

This place can seriously eat a bag of dicks sometimes, I swear to god.

[PRIVATE TO SYDNEY CLARKE]

I'm admittedly trash at this sort of stuff, but I'm really sorry about Jesse, though I know an apology doesn't help with shit.

Let me know if you need anything, okay? I'd be a fucking mess if Doc disappeared on me, so I can only imagine how you're feeling right now. I've got a bottle of whiskey with your name on it whenever you're ready and if you want somewhere else to stay for a little while, you can come be at the Homestead with us.

[PRIVATE TO EARP HOMESTEAD]

I don't know if she's going to take me up on it, but I invited Sydney to come and stay with us if she wants to since Jesse's gone.

Did we skip October here?

Starting to find that any travel by time finds me waking up somewhere less comfortable than where I went to sleep. That goddamn cot has never been kind to any back at any age.

Glenn still got his bagel cart around this time?

Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]