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So that is what kind of Monday it is going to be like, eh? Dragon friend, do not worry, they are all very dangerous and remarkable.

[FILTERED TO ESSEK]

Is there ah- something you wanted to tell me?

Anyone want to fly some cake up to the mountains for me? And I suppose for that man of mine too. I'll tip well.

[FILTERED TO CHAOS CREW + KLAUS HARGREEVES]

Look, I'm not going to ring again but it's taking everything I have so please send proof of life and tell me everything she does, the moment she does it. Cheers.

I know its frowned on to drink at work but I will give pretty much anything you can think of if someone will bring me a bottle of something. Because it is way too early in the week for this much chatting.

So I have been here a couple of days now, and I'm in need of recommendations: where's the good clubs going on? I need some relaxation.

[ooc: posted before Lee's post]

TEXT MESSAGES TO FRYE TRAIN RESIDENTS + EVIE

» The petrification recovery process is quite quick, if a little unpleasant.
» But I should be fine in the bed for a bit, so do not worry about rushing back.
» However there is but a small minuscule thing.
[...]
» I do believe we're currently being robbed.
» Unless you've decided to break a window to get inside the train instead of the door. I will not judge.

Hey assholes don't forget that Fight Club is on Saturday at the Underground.

Yeah, it's a fight club, the title is what it is.

No, you can't use your fantastic amazing life changing magic, I don't make the rules I only enforce them.

Yeah, you will probably not win on your first attempt or even tenth attempt, whatever, get over it and shut up, we all have a good time.

If you have questions, someone will probably answer them.

God, I'm fucking amazing at PR.

Chaos Crew

Lila and I were thinking about going away for the weekend of our birthday, and we don't trust anyone but you guys to watch Gracie. It's a lot to ask, but she's also the best fucking baby ever and she's comfortable with you all.

You idiots can say no, it's fine, we'll just take her with us.

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FRIENDS

Just humor me and tell me you're fucking here.

One of the kids at the center alerted me that this is bisexual month. (Color and italics required, I don't make the rules.) They explained there's an awareness week and a visibility day coming up, so they figure that means we should get the whole month and frankly, I agree.

Let's go, fellow bisexuals. September is our month. Maybe October too, on account that I really like Halloween.



Okay okay, I'll share October and the Halloween joy. November, though? I'll report back.

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To whoever sent the edible arrangement, please know that was incredibly thoughtful of you. Really, just so selfless and kind. I have a feeling it was sent from someone who is only soft and truly considers me to be a close, loving friend and confidante. Rest assured that Trinket and I ate the shit out of it.

Anyway, I'm truly bored. I don't know what was promised to Rodrigo, but I have never been bossed around more by an Unseen Servant. Tell me tales of the outside, because I fear I'll be laid up in this bed forever, if this floating vest has anything to say about it.





And, you know, kraken fucking suck and yeah okay thanks, Diego, for making sure I didn't get eaten by one for the second time in my bloody existence and have to have another meeting with my goddess. Also trying to decide if this means I should eat more or less seafood?

FILTERED TO CHAOS CREW.

I had a change of heart recently and thought burning my brother's journals, literally, which have been burning a hole in my mind, figuratively, would help with the intense desire I have felt to read them as of late. But it is raining and burning a book inside the train seems ill-advised given children. I'm taking the rain as a sign that I should wait on the burning.

And I have moved them to a child-proof location in Evie's quarters in case Graciela decides to start teething on one.

Are there any rules against having certain animals at the apartment complex? My Carpathian lynx from home somehow followed me here and she spends some of the time outside but prefers to be with me a lot? I have a job now, so I can pay for any damages but she's well-behaved as long as I get a jungle gym for her.

But if I have to find another place to live, I can. I'd just like know so I can prepare.

Oh! Here's a picture.

( This is Irene )

Coming at you all real hot with some more satisfying jif gefs aw shit things.

( Obviously this is not Chetney but you know, theater of the mind )

Can't show too much on account of I don't want to take away from the hashtag wolfpack in my DMs.

I say be the satisfying thing you want to see in the world.

Said that about thirst traps yesterday. Don't know which one is more poignant.

Anyway, show me some of the shit you're making, c'mon now. Doesn't have to be wood. Wood is preferred, but I got a lot of respect for the entire crafting line. Long as you make it with your hands, long as you had a good time, you were successful. Don't let no one take that shit from you.

So I just get to keep this phone? And everyone can just see what I post here all the time?

Hello. I’m Tiberius, but you can call me Ty, everyone does. I'm new here, and I have a lot of commentary and/or questions so I will put them in list form for ease of reading. The office was loud and

1. Has anyone successfully avoided being taken into the Department of Outlander Affairs office and remained unseen on arrival? I am not used to being seen when I don't want to be, that part was strange.

2. Do the words Nephilim, Downworlder, Shadowhunter, or Clave mean anything to anyone?

3. Has Sherlock Holmes ever been here Have any communication attempts back home ever succeeded? I assume people have tried many times.

4. Can anyone tell me more about the Covens? Is it true there is one dedicated solely to necromancy, and that is magic used here a lot, and is not forbidden or against the law?

5. Has anyone here traveled to the faerie realm and if so what was it like? I’m curious how it compares to the one in my world but I don’t have as much experience there either, just what my siblings have told me.

6. The library is very nice. I like it there.

This is your last minute-ish reminder that the Arcane Trickster summer camp is coming back this year--three Sundays, starting on the 9th--and if you and/or your child have yet to sign up, there's still time. For ages 6-16, Caleb and I (and friendly volunteers) will be teaching the basics of wizard-ing and rogue-ing, all while being safe and responsible about it. Participants just need to bring themselves, though dress in good, old outdoor fun attire, as lunch, snacks, water, and other necessities are provided.

It's been a lot of fun the last couple of years we've done it, so this year will hopefully be more of the same. If you want to join up but haven't signed up already, let us know and one of us will get paperwork to you.

FRIENDS

Also, if you haven't volunteered to help out yet and want to, this is your chance. It's for a good cause, you get a free t-shirt, and I'll, I don't know, give you a high five or fist bump. What more could you want, come on now.

Mass email sent to everyone who gave Henry their contact info for Prom Photos:
Good Morning:

To everyone who was at Prom last Saturday, I'm almost done with the photos and should have them ready to send to people later today and tomorrow. I'm sorry it's taken me a little longer than I would have liked, but there was an issue at my apartment earlier this week with one of those damn hands and a window.

Thank you very much for your patience.

-Henry Townshend


Private Message to Rocket Racoon

Good Morning Rocket, I got a lot of pictures of Groot with a lot of people during Prom last Saturday. I wondered if he might like to have them in a photo book, or something?

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How many drunk ~incredibly powerful~ magic users does it take to teleport home?

(more than three apparently)




And thank you to everyone that came to prom! This commo commm community never fails to impress me with the support and just know that the kids appree appreciate you just as much as I do. I'm incredibly grateful.

Also I hope you all took food because duck fuck me there was so much of it.

Darlings, on a very spontaneous note, and not at all because I walked in on Vax doing this very thing, please, for the love of the gods, do not use a knife as a tracing line for eyeliner. I understand that the result may be effective, but at what cost?

Given that Prom that will be raising funds for my beloved's youth center is around the corner (which, darlings, you should all be attending!!) try these tips instead.

For a winged look, create the flick at the outer corner first and then connect to the line along the lash line--and to create a balanced, even look, start small with the wing and use a card or tape to measure the angle. You can always build out the wings, but it's difficult to reign it back in. You'll also want to keep your head titled back, and steady your arm or elbow on a flat surface. In a pinch you can use your little finger on your cheek. Don't worry about getting one flawless line in one application! Draw a few dashes or dots along the lash line, and then connect those. Those smaller strokes will give you much more control and comfort with your eye shape.

If you've made a mistake, which certainly happens, take a breath and let the eyeliner dry before attempting to clean it. I, personally, line my lower lid as well but that's because I have been accused of being dramatic and doing the most, and I don't shun these labels.

Above all, if eyeliner doesn't jingle your jangles, don't bother! If you want to experiment with colored liner, do! If you like how something looks on you, that's what you should be sporting, regardless of what anyone says is the 'right' color for you or the 'right' shape. What looks best on you is what you feel the best in, and that's true of makeup and clothing. That confidence and joy will outshine any accessory--I say, as someone who wears enough jewelry to accidentally blind low flying birds.