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May. 2nd, 2021


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Mid-Morning
Enola & Richie
"Vallo just had to go and make things tricky, didn’t it."
Ancient Vallo city | some exploring and lots of eating
Read more... )

Apr. 21st, 2021


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Holy shit, this is a glorious day. Not only did I find SqueezeIt 'juices' (it's not really juice - but you could use the bottles as water guns) and sour Altoids that make you drool before the candy hits your mouth, but I also found NINTENDO CEREAL and those weird-ass Giggle cookies with the faces on them??

Behold! )

It comes with trading cards and tastes like regret because it gets soggy as soon as you pour in the milk (you need like, at least ten minutes for milk soakage) but it's so sugary I can eat a whole box and shake so intensely I see the future. Like I guess even more than I normally see the future.

Also these )

You're eating a face - like what the fuck. The 80s were wild. So glad to be back for this little bit of nostalgia. I brought some friends with me to pick out snacks but if anyone else needs tips about what to get, contact me via pager.

private message - max & enola )

Apr. 12th, 2021


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WHO: Richie & Enola
WHAT: URANUS FUMES (and smoke and fire), caused by Enola's mad science experiments; a first grounding ensues
WHERE: The Penthouse
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Just like, fire
STATUS: Complete

Was this what parenthood was truly like? Wanting to throw your child to the wolves, but they were just so perfect and amazing and you loved them too much to actually go through with it? Because Richie was about there.  )

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I refuse to accept this! How dare you add this insult to my already rough morning? Whoever did this, I will find you. I WILL FIND YOU.


Am I flammable?

Apr. 6th, 2021


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Just plugging Wicked, because it's amazing and everyone should come see it on opening night. Or the next day. Or the day after that. Or whenever, really, until it runs out.

Also I sound like I'm pregnant but - hot dog in a fried pickle with peanut butter. Who wants to brave this new thing with me?

private message - elain )

Mar. 22nd, 2021


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I guess if it's not one thing, it's another, though you'd think after everything that's happened in the last month the universe might cut me a little slack. Wishful thinking? Looks like it. Hey, I'm Monica.

Mar. 4th, 2021


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You wake up and you're standing on a stage at a podium, spotlight's on you. You've got 15-20 minutes to give a Ted Talk (aka speech) on a subject you know by heart, no prep. If you fuck up you die (I'm adding this part in for dramatic effect). No, you can't use your powers to get out of the situation because no one cares about your powers or how sexy and badass you are in this scenario. You're giving a Ted Talk. It is what it is.

What's your Ted Talk?

Mar. 1st, 2021


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[ Filtered to Richie ]

So your birthday is coming up, and I was curious - how do you feel about surprise birthday parties? I realize that asking you this removes the actual element of surprise, but different people like different things, and while you seem the sort to "roll with it" (and how), I didn't want to put you in the delicate position of being shocked by having people in your apartment that you didn't plan for.

For the record: I don't mind surprise parties, but I also like to make sure that I'm wearing something nice and have recently brushed my teeth, so-- I prefer "surprise" parties in which heavy hinting is involved. Also, I'm dense, so I mean-- very heavy hinting. Lots of eyebrow work. Given the girth of your eyebrows, I have every confident that you can succeed.

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EDITED TO ADD: [Filter to Richie's Friends ]
The seventh is Richie's birthday, and I'd like to throw him a surprise party. I'm thinking Skyhold, as it's fairly easy to keep clean, but if you have any other ideas, I'm listening. I've already got an idea for a coffee bar - it's how we met - but I think we need some sustenance as well. Would appreciate any help or planning ideas!

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Today, I had a cruffin, which is-- I don't even know. A gift? From fickle deities? Let's just say that so far, strange combinations of things have really worked out well, because the cockapoo I met at the animal shelter benefit was adorable. What other strange combinations of things should I see or try? I've already done "fight a god while armless" so cross off that one.

Feb. 24th, 2021


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I adopted a dog from the Valentine's day adoption event. It always has to be a puppy or they end up terrified of me, or trying to fight me. Mostly terrified. We're making progress.

So here's the first decent picture of Devana. Enjoy the cute while we're all waiting to find out if something demonic is in the forest.

Feb. 22nd, 2021


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High Scorer is now my favorite arcade here because I found the most amazing shit in the claw machine. It's like this shiny rock necklace and it glows bright red. I feel so blinged out when I wear it and I don't even know what it's made of. Satan's tears, maybe?

I mean I put it on and then it was like SURPRISE FLAMES and I hadn't ever really farted fire since that Burrito Box adventure in college but it wasn't even that. No, like, I literally threw fire. From my fists, not my ass.

This place is wild.

Feb. 19th, 2021


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I'm bored and Working on cars is great but Are you guys going to yell at me if I want some murder turkeys bac What's kissing like? I have to listen to the people I live with get all kissyface and it just sounds wet to me. What makes you people be all into it and stuff? Is there something I'm missing?

Feb. 16th, 2021


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TUESDAY/AROUND NOON
ENOLA & ELOISE
"the power of pizza cones"
MORNINGSIDE & THE PIZZA CONE TRUCK
Read more... )

Feb. 6th, 2021


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[GAANG+IROH]
I am learning to drive. Not as efficient as air bison, but it doesn't lick my face and I don't have to feed it.

[RICHIE+ENOLA]
I have a car now. Teach me to race it.

Feb. 1st, 2021


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Alright losers. If you're new to this dance party, there's a farmer's market every Tuesday and Thursday out at the Barns. Just take a waypoint. It's a dairy and textile farm so don't come looking for vegetables or whatever. Dairy products, wool, some fucking ~fiber arts~, that sort of thing.

This month, Syd and I planned a team up with Vallo's Animal Shelter and we're doing something different on the 14th.

Lonely Hearts Adoption Event )

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Look at all this effort. Now you get to help me make this shit a reality. What do you think about putting heart-shaped name tags on all the animals (or their cages)? Too cheesy?

Jan. 27th, 2021


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Hey, a couple of my compatriots from Satan's Snowglobe originally came from early 19th century London, so I wanted to make sure a few things are true here before we take them on a Women's Rights Tour of the Future. Please confirm that the following are accurate here in Vallo:

1. Women can wear whatever they please
2. Women can have bank accounts
3. Women can wear trousers
4. Women can own land
5. Women can marry or not marry as they see fit, regardless of how their male relatives feel about it, and regardless of the gender of the person they may or may not choose to marry
6. There is nothing strange about a woman having a profession
7. Women enjoy the same sexual freedoms as any other gender, including the ability to prevent pregnancy
8. Genders other than "man" and "woman" are recognized, including but probably not limited to nonbinary, agender, genderfluid

Jan. 15th, 2021


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Okay, so what do you do when people disappear and you want to either get shithammered or eat your weight in churros? Do people actually do that, do they scream into the void or what? Tell me these things.

I have a housewarming party planned for tonight too, so basically Vallo has impeccable timing and like, fuck everything.

Jan. 6th, 2021


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Holy Peach Bourbon Fettucine, you guys!!! This morning, someone left me a present by the pond and it was the CUTEST thing and I can't even handle it! :))))))))) Ahiru loves it too lolololol

Look here for a picture! )

You GUYS! Holy Sakura Mochi Kit Kats! I slept so good last night! It's been a GREAT day so far and I hope you all have a wonderful morning. Zuko out!

Dec. 28th, 2020


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[Richie]
It seems that I've suddenly inherited all of my family's fortune.

Dec. 18th, 2020


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Actually me right now:



Because this beauty showed up in my apartment, and you don't even want to know about the noise I made when I saw it. It was extremely pornographic.

So yeah, I'll just be kicking ass all day until I have to do adult things like go to work or shower or like, eat real food. Anyone who wants to come over and take a turn, let me know. You'll love it. So stress-relieving. So...not stress-relieving. It's kind of a double-edged sword.

achilles )

Dec. 17th, 2020


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So yeah, settling in. Trying to. Kind of still a lot...

I'm missing my journaling stuff, I'm hoping there's a good store for stationery here. This online thing isn't bad but there's something about writing, physically writing. Calming. Helps you work it all out. And it's private.

Guess my old journal is sitting in my car in Derry and I wonder if anybody's reading it. Kind of gives me the heebie jeebies, thinking about that. Then again I guess it doesn't matter. If I ever leave here, I'm still just dead back there.