Bros, I had a stroke of artistic inspiration
that may or may not have been sparked by the pot, thanks Eli for hooking a bro up and I'm starting work on a collage-sculpture piece. So I need the following, if anyone has any of this laying around and wants to contribute to the cause, hit a girl up.
Sheet music (bassoon preferred, oboe is an appropriate second choice)
Abacus
18 marbles (no shooters)
Rubber duck
Bottle of Windex
Shoelace (if brown need only one, if those curly no-tie ones, as many as humanly possible)
Butter knives (three, from different cutlery sets please)
Intact fish skeleton
Zebra Stripe gum (don't @ me, I know it's gross)
Round metal lids from yogurt (not mixed berry, I have too many of those)
Golf pencils (unsharpened)
Wrapping paper OR a birthday card about getting old/going over the hill (btw, embrace aging, my bà's bà is still alive and fucking owns mahjong every Wednesday)
Also a Mountain Dew Major Melon slurpee, but that's to keep the genius flowing
and might also be a product of the pot.
Thanks!