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Jan. 18th, 2022


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
Pulled myself out from my pile of blankets, brownies, and nature documentaries ( <3 Samwell bros) to make mugs.

Lardo obviously did not make these, an Etsy store called CreatureCups did, I'll put in a link because they're really cute and I want all of them )

Jan. 5th, 2022


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
I am thinking of this poem by Pushkin today, because it is one that reminds me of Shitty.

Что смолкнул веселия глас?
Раздайтесь, вакхальны припевы!
Да здравствуют нежные девы
И юные жены, любившие нас!
Полнее стакан наливайте!
На звонкое дно
В густое вино
Заветные кольца бросайте!
Подымем стаканы, содвинем их разом!
Да здравствуют музы, да здравствует разум!
Ты, солнце святое, гори!
Как эта лампада бледнеет
Пред ясным восходом зари,
Так ложная мудрость мерцает и тлеет
Пред солнцем бессмертным ума.
Да здравствует солнце, да скроется тьма!

I am not finding translation I like very much yet, but if I find something good I will show in English. It is called "Bacchic Song" if you are wanting to look for yourself. It reminds me of Shitty because it is poem written in very bad times with lots of hope for good times to come, and lots of drinking about it. I know our friend is well at home, but still I will miss him wandering into kitchen with no pants on to ask if we are down to motherfucking clown.

[Filtered to Jack Zimmerman]
Hey, we are all checking on Lardo, but I want to check on you also. You want distraction or talk about it or anything, I am here, okay? And Shayba, too, she will let you put your face on fluffy belly.
[/filter]

Dec. 13th, 2021


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
I was never really a Christmas Movie kind of person but now I'm going to constantly be wondering if they're normal people stuck in some alternate dimension now. Thanks, Vallo.

Dec. 7th, 2021


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]blessyoursoul
[info]valloic
Well, this has been a morning, especially since it was just evening. Has this been a morning for anyone else? It has been a morning for me.

I'm Pete Montague and I've been told that Al is here. Al, you'd better be here.

Nov. 24th, 2021


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[info]poindexter
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]poindexter
[info]valloic
It's not a month in Vallo if I don't fear for my life at least once, is it??

Is anybody else being stalked by their college mascot or is this some kind of shapeshifter feeding on my worst nightmares?

wellie the well is stalking you under the cut )

Nov. 21st, 2021


[info]firespheres
[info]valloic

[info]firespheres
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]firespheres
[info]valloic
So this mobile telephone is cool. Still unsure about that welcome flick, though.

Nov. 17th, 2021


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]zimmboni
[info]valloic
Uh Hey. It's Jack. So uh- we're doing a fundraiser next month for the Youth Hockey teams of Vallo - it's a big joint thing with all the teams, Outlanders and Vallo natives both. It's Outdoors, at a big open skate at the winter rink they set up in the main city park, so bring yourselves and your kids. There's going to be games and food and Bitty's pie, and everything raised goes towards equipment and upkeep and funds that keep costs low for the kids and their families.

Anyway, yeah. Oh! December 11th. It's an all-day thing, I think? And if you want to volunteer to run a booth or set up a table of things to sell, uhhh let me know and I'll get you in touch with our coordinator? Which is clearly not me, haha.

[FILTERED TO BITTY]
Hey. Can we talk?

Nov. 10th, 2021


[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic

[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]trashmouthed
[info]valloic
Beetlejuice starts tomorrow, for anyone who wants to come out and see madness, mayhem, cool-ass puppets, vulgarity, and me locking lips with Loki. Runs until Sunday and I'll happily host a cast/crew party at Skyhold after if we want (hi husbando, surprise).

And in case anyone also wanted to know - popping popcorn in an ice cream bar and oil is a total fucking lie, don't let Tik Tok fool you. I gave that scientific experiment a go and was not pleased with the results.

Oct. 30th, 2021


[info]seasonedstorm
[info]valloic

[info]seasonedstorm
[info]valloic

Log: Nursey & Dex


[info]seasonedstorm
[info]valloic
Dex
Nursey
WHO William Poindexter & Derek Nurse
WHERE The Haus
WHEN October 25th
WHAT Dex finds a grown man in place of his barely an adult boyfriend
STATUS Complete
WARNINGS None
I uh, I woke up here though so I have to assume, we're solidly dating and not just dancing around each other? Read more... )

Oct. 26th, 2021


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

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[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
My good wine is gone (I was very low on my stash, otherwise I would be more concerned) and my books have been completely reorganized, in case there was any wonder as to what sort of alcohol influenced trouble a young me would get up to.

Oct. 20th, 2021


[info]likeido
[info]valloic

[info]likeido
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]likeido
[info]valloic
What's everyone doing on Sunday? The only right answer is coming to the hockey game.

haus filter.
It's Wednesday. Wednesday is usually Charlie kicks everyone butt at board games night and I don't see why I can't continue to do that here. 7pm in the living room, if you dare.

Oct. 17th, 2021


[info]superspecial
[info]valloic

[info]superspecial
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]superspecial
[info]valloic
Greetings! My name is BFF 3000, now known as Anastasia Barack Obama Yu-Bot, progeny of Murderbot and Morgan Yu. I would appreciate it if you referred to me as Stacey. I chose not to reveal my presence until now, mostly because I have just arrived and also because you all are more 'hot mess' than 'hot catch.'

For the sake of ease, for me, I have indexed and catalogued all of the posts on this network into any of the following categories:

1. Dick-In-Hole (or simply 'Sex')
2. Coffee? Or Tea?
3. Stuffing Food Into My Gaping Maw
4. Drink Drank Drunk
5. HELP
6. Basic Bitches/Generic - per Jack Bittle-Zimmermann

Now, if you would answer some questions for me I would truly appreciate that as well.

1. What would you add to your Babysitter Kit out of all of these: a 'cute' movie, a friendship bracelet, board games, a book?

2. Which club would you most like to join: Debate, Book Club, Theater, Dance, or Model UN?

3. Is Cher Horowitz your Personal Hero, yes or no?

Thank you for your time! Let's be friends!

Oct. 4th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey y'all! Exciting news! I know, you're thinking I already shared the fall pie menu—I did!— and it's still available through November! But even better is that hockey season starts in just three weeks! Our home game opener is Sunday, October 24th at Faber, and I'd love to see y'all there cheering us on against the Elvish Eagles, our mortal enemies.

Our team has been working so hard, and it would mean the world for y'all to come out and support them. Of course, if you want to join in on the ice, experience is not necessary! There is still time! You can sign up here! And I'll ask Jack to make your conditioning practice easy so we don't scare y'all off! ♥



[ooc: this is also the reminder that if any of your future kids want to play/be on the team for this game, please sign them up on this too!]

Oct. 3rd, 2021


[info]bendreality
[info]valloic

[info]bendreality
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[No Subject]


[info]bendreality
[info]valloic
Flyer posted to the Network & around town )

After a great deal of hard work by all of the Nook's employees, and a generous donation from Margo Hanson, Chastity's Nook will be opening a children's bookstore next door, named Enchanted Nook. I know it is unconventional for an erotic bookstore to also have a children's section, so we took care to make sure the two spaces are completely separate.

It is important to me that children also have a place to go to read and rest and learn without pressure, and it has been a labor of love for all of us. Our grand opening is Tuesday, October 19th, and we will have giveaways and raffles going on throughout the day.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS (yes Eadwulf that includes you)]:
Also ja hello. I made my polymorph spell better and can now manage um-- more difficult forms. Namely dragons. Perhaps a few other things, as well.

It takes a great deal of power and I can really only manage once or so a day, but I wanted to just- say that it has been a lot of trial and error and I am proud of the spellwork. That is all.

Sep. 29th, 2021


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[info]mashtater
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]mashtater
[info]valloic
Cool thing about life, how there is always more to learn, yeah? I am not in school for many years, but still I learn new things every day! Like today I learn important lesson:

IF YOU FIND SURPRISE BOX IN WOODS, DO NOT COME NEAR BOX WITHOUT WEAPON.

Because maybe box is not box, but is actually bitey asshole and will try to chew your arm off! This is not good start to morning.

Thanks Tas for not letting me get eaten, thanks Wen Qing for fixing bite! Now I go bury pain in pancakes.

Sep. 16th, 2021


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]shadowhand
[info]valloic
I don't know if one night of less sleep than normal is truly enough to trigger some sort of sleep deprivation hallucination, but it seems more plausible than what I think I did just witness?

I forgot a stack of graded essays on my desk this morning when I left for school, so I came home to find a ball of [...] stuff just rolling around the library of our house, somehow picking up all of the books and ink and paper -- and I think that there may have been music? I was able to grab a few of the books back, which was good, but then I saw that there was a very small person that seemed to be collecting all of these things? And then that person disappeared and all of the things in the collection of items just sort of scattered everywhere.

This sounds more like a contrived story to explain why I had stolen a load of my housemates' items from around the house and brought them to the library, but given the state that the library is now? I would not treat books with such disrespect, especially since many of these are not mine. (I'm very sorry, Caleb.)

Please tell me that this is some Vallo thing and that I am not slipping. And apologies to those that live with me, but I had to teleport back to school for my next class, so... if you're missing something, that is likely where it is.

Sep. 13th, 2021


[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[info]lardo
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]lardo
[info]valloic
BROS. Bitty gave a shoutout not all that long ago, but this is a reminder that you haven't signed up for hockey and are interested in playing, to let him know. It's wicked fun, no one gives a shit if you haven't played before, just show up ready to work and have a boss ass time.

(But if you're fast as hell, all the better, because ISTG the Elvish Eagles are actual blurs on skates)

As Manager all of the organizational 'stuff' concerning the team falls to me. It's fun because hockey bros are seriously the best bros, and armed with a label maker and a clipboard, I can run the world. Recently, Eric Bittle-Zimmermann, in all of his genius, suggested that the team may need an Assistant Equipment Manager.

(Please note: one can replace our Assistant Manager/Murderer Murderbot, officially the Assistant Manager/Murderer of the team and of our hearts)

After a long brainstorming session over chocolate chip cookies that I think sent me back to the magic of my first Christmas they were that good, we came up with a series of competitions that seem pointless but serve a much deeper meaning and also have an elaborate scoring system.

Lardo and Bitty Proudly Present: Game of Games )

The person with the highest score ultimately gets the position and the glory that comes with being Assistant Equipment Manager (including your own personal hockey nickname and a one time beer pong tournament bye to the second round) but we all win because Bitty promised baked goods to all competitors.

Questions, comments, concerns, and compliments may be directed to me.

Sep. 4th, 2021


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[info]stressbake
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]stressbake
[info]valloic
Hey y'all! I'm going to make this a quick little update because I know everyone's getting ready in your fancy dress for the charity event tonight (make sure you bid!) But I know it's September and fall is on the horizon, so that means our fall menu is back and ready for orders! (And yes, Thurvishar, the PSL pie is back! ♥)

We'll be switching out a couple more classic staples and savory pies throughout the upcoming months but just know I have y'all covered!

Also, don't forget that hockey season starts back up in October! For those of you who loved it and want to keep yourself on the team, we'll start practices at the end of September and Jack will run y'all through conditioning! If you ever wanted to learn how to play, we take everyone and anyone of any skill set! No judgment! You can sign up here!

See y'all tonight! ♥

Aug. 25th, 2021


[info]ezekieljones
[info]valloic

[info]ezekieljones
[info]valloic

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[info]ezekieljones
[info]valloic
I don't know what's in the water this morning, but some of you seem to think it's the early 2000s again and are bringing back flashmobs.

But hey, you do you.

[Video spliced together from CCTV and security cameras from local businesses in the area. NOW WITH options for hearing/viewing impaired audiences. Feel free to recognize video angles from your store.]

The Arts Centre offers all kinds of singing and dancing lessons, fyi. See Tina Cohen-Chang or their website for more details.

Aug. 23rd, 2021


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[info]eatglass
[info]valloic

[No Subject]


[info]eatglass
[info]valloic
Right. So I had literally no intention of seeking out a roommate, but I’ve just found myself with an offer on a townhouse and no one to help pay for it. I could back out of it, sure, but it’s a nice place and I happen to still want it. Four bedrooms, three full baths and a powder room, one full kitchen and a kitchenette.

If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll send you an application to fill out. Full disclosure; pets are basically an automatic no. Don’t bother asking for the application if you’ve got a persian cat. If it sheds, it has no place in my home.

[Alexis]
So… I know this place went to hell recently but I didn’t want to seem like I still don’t trust you to take care of yourself so I’ve just been quietly freaking out with worry for like half a month and- How’s it going? After that whole... magic thing?